Zombies: The Spread
Drew: Chris we just got a case about a murder
Chris: what happened
Drew: I don't know but they have a witness lets go check it out
Chris:OK where is it
Drew: it's right next door we're already here
Chris: OH OK
Drew: There's the witness come on......Hello there
Caleb: hey you the detectives
Drew: what did you see
Caleb: well some pale person came and bit him
Chris: OK do you know where the body is
Caleb: I know this is weird but after a while he got up and walked away
Drew: do you like gladiator movies
Caleb: well I guess they're OK
Chris: Have ever hang around a gymnasium
Caleb: um once
Drew: have you been to a Turkish Prison
Caleb: NO!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Drew: OK fine
Chris: This is weird he got bit then died then got up and walked away
Drew: like a zombie
Chris: right that should be the first assumption
Drew: I need to get home talk to Oriana
Chris: she your wife?
Drew: only for this sketch
Chris: in real life are you dating
Drew: no just my wife in this sketch
Chris: OK but before you go home I need you to talk to this one doctor
Drew: why?
Chris: well he read the sequel already so he made a cure
Drew: OK I'll go there what are going to do
Chris: go home and do Empire stuff
Drew: OK
At the Hospital...
James: Doctor Nick I found lump...is it cancer?
Nick: no your cancer has nothing to do with it
James: wait what?
Drew: um.. Doctor Nick I'm with the police
Nick: Oh Hi one second.... James your infected with the zombie virus see ya...
James: what!!!!
Drew: do you have the cure
Nick: yes but only two heres one
Drew: thank you goodbye
James: Doc I feel funny
Nick : don't worry this will heart a lot
James: don't you have a cure don't shoot me
Nick: there's two cures ones medicine the other is a bullet to the brain
Gunshot...
At Drew's House.....
Drew: hello Oriana .....OH crap a zombie
Gunshot...
Drew: Oriana where are you
Oriana: rangle
Drew: heres the cure
Oriana: thank you....oh by the way I deleted your recordings
Drew: you bitch!!!!
Gunshot...
Chris: what happened
Drew: I don't know but they have a witness lets go check it out
Chris:OK where is it
Drew: it's right next door we're already here
Chris: OH OK
Drew: There's the witness come on......Hello there
Caleb: hey you the detectives
Drew: what did you see
Caleb: well some pale person came and bit him
Chris: OK do you know where the body is
Caleb: I know this is weird but after a while he got up and walked away
Drew: do you like gladiator movies
Caleb: well I guess they're OK
Chris: Have ever hang around a gymnasium
Caleb: um once
Drew: have you been to a Turkish Prison
Caleb: NO!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Drew: OK fine
Chris: This is weird he got bit then died then got up and walked away
Drew: like a zombie
Chris: right that should be the first assumption
Drew: I need to get home talk to Oriana
Chris: she your wife?
Drew: only for this sketch
Chris: in real life are you dating
Drew: no just my wife in this sketch
Chris: OK but before you go home I need you to talk to this one doctor
Drew: why?
Chris: well he read the sequel already so he made a cure
Drew: OK I'll go there what are going to do
Chris: go home and do Empire stuff
Drew: OK
At the Hospital...
James: Doctor Nick I found lump...is it cancer?
Nick: no your cancer has nothing to do with it
James: wait what?
Drew: um.. Doctor Nick I'm with the police
Nick: Oh Hi one second.... James your infected with the zombie virus see ya...
James: what!!!!
Drew: do you have the cure
Nick: yes but only two heres one
Drew: thank you goodbye
James: Doc I feel funny
Nick : don't worry this will heart a lot
James: don't you have a cure don't shoot me
Nick: there's two cures ones medicine the other is a bullet to the brain
Gunshot...
At Drew's House.....
Drew: hello Oriana .....OH crap a zombie
Gunshot...
Drew: Oriana where are you
Oriana: rangle
Drew: heres the cure
Oriana: thank you....oh by the way I deleted your recordings
Drew: you bitch!!!!
Gunshot...