P.S. the "u" is quite  quiet , or "silent" for you nomads.



sKaTu:

James: hey chris! WHAT HAPPNIN'?
BIFF!
hey why would you just punch me in the face? I only said what happnin?!
Chris: THE BIRD IS THE WORD and you mean what is happining


copilot: Chris my controls aren't working

chris(pilot): I know I sabotaged my and your controls

copilot: why did you do that oh my god did you set the navigation systems to fly into mountain why ?

Chris: well haven't you heard about the well a bird bird bird the bird is the word

copilot WHAT WAIT where did you oh my  god he took the only pareshoot ahhhhhhhh were all going to die god if you don't save us tell my wife I said "hello"
BOOM!




hobo: spare change sir?
chris: no, but I have a wonderful song for you. may i see that ukalayleeeee?
hobo: sure


chris: bu bu bu ooooooooo mu mow mow, bu bu ooo mu mow

A WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD WELL THE BIRD IS THE WORD.... BIRD BIRD BIRD,

chris then proceeds to crush the youculayleee on the curb.
then on the hobo. 
just then he hears the squeal of sirens.
chris runz! wham-o! a twenty foot jump! woo! the world is soooooo........ 
juicy!!!!!!!
no, chris is just high.

go to "court" for a continuation.