Boat

Drew: god I hate it when you can't blow your nose so you have to pick it then everyone looks at you

Chris: man I hate that and when you fart and everyone laughs at you how do they now its you

Drew: indeed

Chris; indeed

Drew: ah stubbed my toe ah cramp in my foot ah I've spontaneously combusted  

Chris: oh my god what do we do!!!

Drew: ah!

Chris:ah!

Drew: ah!

Chris:ah!

Drew: get the fire extinguisher 

Chris: OK

Drew: thank you

Chris; thank you for thanking me

Drew: thank you for thanking me for thanking you

Chris: thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me

Drew: thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you

Chris: THANK YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR THANKING YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR THANKING YOU FOR THANKING ME

Drew: THANK YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR THANKING YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR THANKING YOU FOR THANKING ME FOR THANKING YOu

Chris: ahhh!

Drew: ahhh!

Chris: OK lets stop

Drew: wait I learned something today 

Chris: what

Drew: friends are like potatoes if you eat them they die 

Chris: huh 

Drew; ya

Chris: so hows life

Drew: good hows yours

Chris: well I crashed a plane into a school then they took my job then I blamed my wife and beat her then killed her

Drew: really?

Chris: no..... It was my girlfriend

Drew: well that changes everything 

Chris: ya so where do you work?

Drew: I'm 13 and your 14 I mow lawns and you apparently crash planes 

Chris: oh ya

Drew: well lets start the engine and get to land so we can get off this Boat 

Chris: OK