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Summer Vaction

The year in 3012 minus 1000 which means 2012 now add 500 now we have 2512 that's the year. Anyways The human race is dying and for some reason is trusting Drew and Chris to save them so now Drew and Chris have to go get the Flaming sword of fire, the sacred Shelid of sacredness, and Freezing arrow of frost.


Drew: are you ready to go Chris 

Chris: yup lets go 

Drew: so where to we start going

Chris: I don't now some random direction

Nick: hello there spare change sir

Drew: I don't now you. you just said "Hello" then asked for spare change

Nick: good point well see ya 

Chris: want to come with us

Nick: no

Chris: oh

Nick: ya

Chris: well see ya

Nick: bye 

Drew: well that was awkward 

Chris: yay and where are we

Drew: I don't know how far did we go

Chris: are we in a classroom

Drew: look there's the Flaming sword of Fire 

Ms.Koester: welcome class please sit down

Chris: we need to get out of here

Drew: I have an idea....Um Mr.TeacherLady can I go to the bathroom

Ms.Koester: I don't now can you

Drew: listen I can pee all over your floor or pee in the toilet 

Ms. Koester: fine here's a hall pass

Drew: thank you

Ms. Koester: your welcome

Drew: there's the Flaming sword of Fire

Terminator: stop right there

Drew: I don't think so Chris activate the giant magnet 

Chris: OK

Terminator: dang you

Drew: I got the Flaming sword of Fire

Chris: lets go

Drew: now that we got the Flaming Sword of Fire we have to get the Sacred shield of Sacredness 

Piano Man: already there

Chris: how do we walk so fast 

Piano man: I don't now

Drew: can we go in

Piano man: yes you can if you want to die

Drew: why would die

Piano Man: because of the Zerg

Chris: can you get us by them

Piano man: yes I can but I wont 

Drew: why not

Piano Man: well first I don't now you second I'm retired 

Chris: I think I now what to do

Drew: I'm thinking of the same Idea

ChrisandDrew: It's nine O'clock on a Saturday..the regular crowd shuffles in...There's a old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin....

Chris; he says.... son can you sing me a memory ? I'm not really sure how it goes...but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when I wore younger mans cloths

Drew: La,la,la,de de da la la , de de da

DrewandChris: sing us a song you're the piano man...sing us a song tonight

Piano Man: fine I'll help lets go

Drew: yes

Piano Man: here's the plan I'll distract the zerg then you sneak past them

Chris: LLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJEEEEEEKKKKKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS 

Piano Man: did he just run in

Drew: where do squirrels go during hurricanes 

Piano Man: what the heck

Drew: last time someone said that I fell off my dinosaur 

Piano Man: this is why I retired

Drew: now me and Chris are over here

Piano Man: I'm not going to ask how you got past the zerg but I'm leaving 

Drew: OK bye

Chris: lets get the Sacred Shield of Sacredness

Drew: OK lets go

Chris: OH crap the Zerg are coming 

Drew: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!

Chris: how did you open that giant hole

Drew: I don't now but lets go


Chris: now just to get the Freezing Arrow of Frost

Drew: lets head there then

Chris: wait I have an idea............I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Cam: here's your Dragon

Chris: thanks OK Drew lets go

Drew: alright

Chris: there's the Freezing Arrow of Frost

Drew: lets get it

Rees: stop right there you can't get the Freezing Arrow of Frost unless you beat me Conor and Jacob at a dance off

Drew: lets do it

Rees: well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk music loud and woman warm I've kicked around since I was born but that's alright that's OK you can look the other way we can try to understand the New York times affect on man whether you're a brother or whether your a mother you're stayin alive stayin alive

DrewandChris: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine, I say we can go where we want to a place they will never find and we can act like we come out of this world..leave the old one far behind, and we can dance

Rees: crap you won well take the Freezing Arrow of Frost

Drew: thanks and see ya

Rees: Conor and Jacob you guys suck

Chris: well we got everything now what

Drew: lets get lunch

Chris: OK

Drew: and that's what I did on my summer vacation

Ms.Koester: you get an F

Drew: what!?!

Ms. Koester: First it's 2012 your story takes place 2512. Second you were supposed to do a story on George Washington not your summer vacation. Third why did you need Fire, Sacredness, and Frost at the end we already new it's the Flaming sword, Sacred Shield, and Freezing Arrow

Drew: well I have a time Machine and went forward in time

Ms Koester: that makes sense OK you get an A.








 














 
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