INSTRUCTING
CHRIS: (putting his hands out) hold on guys lets wait until James gets here. I don't want to explain the game twice.
REES: just tell us now
CHRIS: no then I'll have to explain the game again.
CONOR: who cares, just tell us.
CHRIS: (pointing at himself) I care. If I tell you now, then James will walk in then I'll have to tell him how to play
NICK: dude you're being illogical just tell us
CHRIS: I'm being illogical?! Why does it matter? if I explain now it will be pointless when James arrives and I have to say the whole thing again!
REES: Whats hard about repeating it when he gets here? and we'll just understand it better anyway when we hear it twice.
CHRIS: But it's really easy.
CONOR: No game is easy. (points at chris and stares for like 5 seconds awkwardly)
CHRIS:(rubbing his nose in frustration) Ok. (takes a deep breath) so there's two teams, each with a bucket as a goal. they try to score on the other team. you can grab the ball and take only three steps then you have to pass or you can drop on the ground then dribble it, so it's kinda like Ultimate Frisbee and Soccer
NICK: (proudly) Okay! I get it.
REES: Alright, so it's just a mix of soccer and ultimate frisbee.
CHRIS: As I said.
NICK: I don't get it
CHRIS: alright well what don't you get
NICK: where does the Frisbee come in?
CHRIS: it doesn't.
NICK: Then what do I do with these hockey sticks? (pulls out a bunch of them)
Chris: what where did you get those from
Rees: I don't get it
Chris: (putting his hands out in frustration) what! you just had it a minute ago
REES: I lied
CHRIS: why did you lie
REES: I didn't want to seem like I don't understand
CHRIS: Well be specific. what don't you understand? It's Soccer and Ultimate Frisbee..
**james enters in an unusual way like behind a set prop or doing the bad stairs impression behind a desk
JAMES: hey guys sorry I'm late
CONOR: great now we have to hear how to play once again
JAMES: why?
CONOR: because Chris just HAD to tell us
JAMES: why didn't you wait until I got here so you'd only have to say it once
CHRIS: I.. (pauses) really hate you guys. lets just play bingo.
REES: how do you play that?
REES: just tell us now
CHRIS: no then I'll have to explain the game again.
CONOR: who cares, just tell us.
CHRIS: (pointing at himself) I care. If I tell you now, then James will walk in then I'll have to tell him how to play
NICK: dude you're being illogical just tell us
CHRIS: I'm being illogical?! Why does it matter? if I explain now it will be pointless when James arrives and I have to say the whole thing again!
REES: Whats hard about repeating it when he gets here? and we'll just understand it better anyway when we hear it twice.
CHRIS: But it's really easy.
CONOR: No game is easy. (points at chris and stares for like 5 seconds awkwardly)
CHRIS:(rubbing his nose in frustration) Ok. (takes a deep breath) so there's two teams, each with a bucket as a goal. they try to score on the other team. you can grab the ball and take only three steps then you have to pass or you can drop on the ground then dribble it, so it's kinda like Ultimate Frisbee and Soccer
NICK: (proudly) Okay! I get it.
REES: Alright, so it's just a mix of soccer and ultimate frisbee.
CHRIS: As I said.
NICK: I don't get it
CHRIS: alright well what don't you get
NICK: where does the Frisbee come in?
CHRIS: it doesn't.
NICK: Then what do I do with these hockey sticks? (pulls out a bunch of them)
Chris: what where did you get those from
Rees: I don't get it
Chris: (putting his hands out in frustration) what! you just had it a minute ago
REES: I lied
CHRIS: why did you lie
REES: I didn't want to seem like I don't understand
CHRIS: Well be specific. what don't you understand? It's Soccer and Ultimate Frisbee..
**james enters in an unusual way like behind a set prop or doing the bad stairs impression behind a desk
JAMES: hey guys sorry I'm late
CONOR: great now we have to hear how to play once again
JAMES: why?
CONOR: because Chris just HAD to tell us
JAMES: why didn't you wait until I got here so you'd only have to say it once
CHRIS: I.. (pauses) really hate you guys. lets just play bingo.
REES: how do you play that?
