Detectives: Part 1
DREW:(STACKING PAPERWORK) just doing paperwork do do do
James: Drew we have a...
Drew: I'M NOT FINISHED WITH MY PAPER WORK!
Nick: HEY WHO'S YELLING IN HERE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO YELLS!
James: Drew we have a...
Drew: I'M NOT FINISHED WITH MY PAPER WORK!
Nick: HEY WHO'S YELLING IN HERE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO YELLS!
Drew: yes chief
Nick:(taking the case from james) NOW DREW THERE'S A CASE HERE !
Drew:(taking the case) I'm on it
Nick: NOW GO!
Drew: come on Chris we got a crime scene to go to
Chris: I've been here the whole time you don't have to tell me
Drew: come on my car is in the parking garage
PARKING GARAGE AUGUST 3RD 10:00 AM
Drew: there's my car
DREW'S CAR AUGUST 3RD 10:01 AM
DREW'S CAR AUGUST 3RD 10:01 AM
Chris: says here the crime scene is on 2134 apple street
CRIME SCENE ON APPLE STREET 10:30 AM
Drew: lets head in
INSIDE CRIME SCENE ON APPLE STREET 10:30 AM
Drew: what'd we got here officer
Rees: well I have terrible dandiff I can't get it out
Drew:(taking out head and shoulders) try Head and Shoulders
Rees: but sarge you don't have dandriff
Drew: I know
Rees: ohhh I see
Rees: ohhh I see
Caleb: all we found was this pool of blood
Chris: alright Drew lets investigate the scene
Caleb: we've been investigating for hours you probably wont find much
Chris:I just found evidence and I've been here for five minutes
Caleb: well neither am I so
Drew: what is it
Chris: well it's a sort of matter that compiles into an object of some sort that relates to the crime, but that's not important right now, I found the dead body
Chris: alright Drew lets investigate the scene
Caleb: we've been investigating for hours you probably wont find much
Chris:I just found evidence and I've been here for five minutes
Caleb: well neither am I so
Drew: what is it
Chris: well it's a sort of matter that compiles into an object of some sort that relates to the crime, but that's not important right now, I found the dead body
Caleb: I swear that wasn't there before must have just been placed there
Chris: I also found a crayon wrapper
Drew: he must suffocated the victim with it
Caleb: they have kids they probably ripped that off
Drew: and looks there's a red hand print probably blood
Caleb: that's purple finger paint
Chris: look a shell casing must have been the kids
Caleb: wait looks like a shell to a .44 caliber pistol
Drew: kids play with those all the time, my kids love them
Caleb: how did you get this job
Chris: well lets bring this to the lab
AT THE LAB 11:00 AM
Drew: this is the second murder whoever this is has committed his first was in California by a fish crate and this one was in the family's home here in Anchorage
Drew: he must suffocated the victim with it
Caleb: they have kids they probably ripped that off
Drew: and looks there's a red hand print probably blood
Caleb: that's purple finger paint
Chris: look a shell casing must have been the kids
Caleb: wait looks like a shell to a .44 caliber pistol
Drew: kids play with those all the time, my kids love them
Caleb: how did you get this job
Chris: well lets bring this to the lab
AT THE LAB 11:00 AM
Drew: this is the second murder whoever this is has committed his first was in California by a fish crate and this one was in the family's home here in Anchorage
Nick: those are two different murders with nothing in common
Drew: both victims are dead that's a huge similarity
Nick: that's what makes them murders
Drew: no no......NO you are wrong
Meagan: Drew, Chris someone downstairs wants to see you
Chris: alright
DOWN STAIRS 11:15 AM
Conor: Sargent
Drew: the feeling is mutural
Conor: oh um, well anyways I'm with the FBI
Drew: No we're FBI
Chris: no we're CSI
Drew: really?
Conor: actually you're in the homicide department
Drew: oh well same thing
Conor: anyways we think this falls out of your jurastiction
Drew: I don't know what that means
Conor: we're going to take control if you don't get make any progress soon
Chris: oh
Conor: good day gentlemen
Drew: well reverse to you so ha!
Chris: lets go analyse the fish crate photo
BACK AT THE LAB 11:30 AM
Chris: alright Meagan zoom in on that sign
Meagan: alright
Chris: that's blurry make it HD with technology we don't have
Meagan: got it
Drew: wait! zoom in on that fish and then enhance
Meagan: alright
Chris: look off the reflection of the fishes scales there's the murderer
Drew: I knew something was FISHEY about this case YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
Conor: Sargent
Drew: the feeling is mutural
Conor: oh um, well anyways I'm with the FBI
Drew: No we're FBI
Chris: no we're CSI
Drew: really?
Conor: actually you're in the homicide department
Drew: oh well same thing
Conor: anyways we think this falls out of your jurastiction
Drew: I don't know what that means
Conor: we're going to take control if you don't get make any progress soon
Chris: oh
Conor: good day gentlemen
Drew: well reverse to you so ha!
Chris: lets go analyse the fish crate photo
BACK AT THE LAB 11:30 AM
Chris: alright Meagan zoom in on that sign
Meagan: alright
Chris: that's blurry make it HD with technology we don't have
Meagan: got it
Drew: wait! zoom in on that fish and then enhance
Meagan: alright
Chris: look off the reflection of the fishes scales there's the murderer
Drew: I knew something was FISHEY about this case YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
MEAGAN: what are you doing
Caleb: we got a fingerprint
Drew: have you gotten a positive ID
Caleb: Jacob Heimersmitmanmer
Drew: lets go
Caleb: you need a warrant first
Chris: man I hate the court it always has some crazy names the time and the time and place cards take forever
Drew: lets just go and get it over with
AT THE COLLECTION GEOGRAPHICAL CLIMATE SAVANNAH SCHOLASTIC SUPER TURBO OFF ENGILE MIDNIGHT BAY TIME WATCH MAN SMIT UBER COURT 12:15 PM
Chris: man that took forever
Drew: I know lets just go get our warrant
Caleb: we got a fingerprint
Drew: have you gotten a positive ID
Caleb: Jacob Heimersmitmanmer
Drew: lets go
Caleb: you need a warrant first
Chris: man I hate the court it always has some crazy names the time and the time and place cards take forever
Drew: lets just go and get it over with
AT THE COLLECTION GEOGRAPHICAL CLIMATE SAVANNAH SCHOLASTIC SUPER TURBO OFF ENGILE MIDNIGHT BAY TIME WATCH MAN SMIT UBER COURT 12:15 PM
Chris: man that took forever
Drew: I know lets just go get our warrant
CHRIS: hello judge we need a warrant for....
Judge: here you go
Drew: not going to ask why
Judge: do you want me to
Drew: guess not
AT JACOB HEIMERSMITMANMER'S HOUSE 12:45 PM
Drew: Jacob Heimersmitmanmer
Jacob: yes
Drew: C.I.A
Chris: we're just police
Jacob:(pulling out a gun) I didn't do it!
Drew: he's got a gun!
Chris: put the weapon down Jacob we can work it out
Judge: here you go
Drew: not going to ask why
Judge: do you want me to
Drew: guess not
AT JACOB HEIMERSMITMANMER'S HOUSE 12:45 PM
Drew: Jacob Heimersmitmanmer
Jacob: yes
Drew: C.I.A
Chris: we're just police
Jacob:(pulling out a gun) I didn't do it!
Drew: he's got a gun!
Chris: put the weapon down Jacob we can work it out
JACOB: (putting the gun down) OK I will
Chris: wow that normally doesn't work
Drew: I know they never just put the weapon down
Chris: ah crap he ran away
Drew: wait he's right there he's stuck in the window
Chris: come on Jacob you're going to jail
Jacob: really I thought you were giving me a million dollars
TO BE CONTINUED...
TO BE CONTINUED...