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00.7 Repeated: The Quantum of Menace 

Drew: ah just a quiet evening at Home..and my Diner is ready time to eat..oh phones ringing 

Conor: Drew we need you we have an important mission for you

Drew: gosh dang it I haven't had a descent meal in years!!! I don't even know what a good  bed even looks like

Conor: fine we'll get someone else

Drew: no no I'm coming I'm already in my Car 

At the Agency...

Drew: alright I'm here

Conor: Drew we've found evidence that..

Drew: oh I'm fine thanks

Conor; um hello hows your day

Drew:  fine 

Conor: well anyways..we've found evidence that Nick A.K.A The Cat Drop-kicker is planing some crazy weird plan that most likely be dangerous 

Drew: ah I see and you want me to stop him

Conor: No we want you to help him...of course we want you to stop him...

Drew: just making sure man

Conor: no we've found that his base is underneath his Hotel The Evil lair...now we've already got you on the guest list..we just need you to get in and stop him

Drew: alright

Conor: now C has the latest gadgets for you 

Drew: alright

At the Lab...

Drew: I thought I'd find you here C 

Chris: well this is the lab where I work 

Drew:  right 

Chris: well here some Gadgets 

Drew: what's this one

Chris: ah that is a jet pack that only lasts five seconds 

Drew: alright I'll take that

Chris: and this is a pen that shoot a single 22 caliber round that has only a 25% percent of firing 

Drew: guess that could be useful 

Chris: oh this is a gun that when you press the trigger a pen point comes out 

Drew: ah good for drawing

Chris: oh and here's a Grappling hook were the cable is only one foot long , some one sided paper , and a skeleton costume 

Drew: anything cool about the costume 

Chris: it glows in the dark  

Drew: alright oh what's that

Chris: well this may look like an ordinary pencil because it is an ordinary pencil 

Drew: ah thanks

Chris: oh wait I have something actually useful..it's a watch with a lazar.. and a phone and other cool stuff  

Drew: well thanks for one useful thing 

Chris: your welcome  

Drew: well better get going 

Chris: alright bring me back something 

Drew: alright 

Conor: alright Drew here's your plane ticket good luck

Drew: never tell me the odds 

At The Hotel...

Conor: (over phone) alright Drew walk into the bar..try to bend in

Drew: alright I'll go play poker 

Dealer: ah a new player?

Drew: yeah deal me in 

Player: this is Texas hold em here's your chip that's 252 there

Player: alright your bet 

Drew: 100 

Player three : a bit risky there 

Drew: and

Player one: well alright 100 

Player two: I fold 

Dealer: alright flipping first three 

Drew: 52 

Player three: alright

Player: OK 

Dealer: flipping next one

Drew: 100 

Player three: I fold

Player: I'l stay in 

Dealer: alright what do you have 

Player: three of a kind Aces 

Dealer: and you

Drew: four of a kind sevens 

Player: darn I'm  out 

Dealer: next game 

Player two: I'll bet 25 

Player three: alright 

Drew: I'll raise you 100 

Player Three: I fold 

Player two: I'll stay in 

Dealer: flipping three 

player two: I'll bet 15 

Drew: I'll make raise you 37 

Player two: alright 

Dealer: flipping

Player: check 

Drew: check

Dealer: flipping 

Player two: I bet fifty 

Drew: I'll raise you 50

Player: well that's all in but all right 

Dealer: alright show

Player two: three of a kind kings 

Drew: seven straight 

Player two: dang it I'm out 

Dealer: alright next game

Drew: all in

Player Three: hell with it all in 

Dealer: alright flipping cards

Player Three: two pair Kings and aces

Drew: three of a kind sevens 

Dealer: I can't believe it how did you win?

Drew: guess seven is my lucky number 

Emily: looks like your pretty good at poker

Drew: and it looks like you're pretty good at being seductive

Emily: indeed I am 

Drew: can I buy you a drink 

Emily; sure

Drew: I'll get you seven

Emily: that's a little too much

Drew: nonsense we can drink all night waiter I want seven bottles of vodka

a few hours later...

Caleb: get up get up

Drew: where am I 

Caleb: you're in The evil lair church

Drew: the hotel has a church

Caleb: yeah you came in and punch the priest in the face...then you dumped holy water on a child while saying may the power of Christ rebel you

Drew: wow must have been drunk

Caleb: well in your defense the kid hadn't seen Star Wars

Drew: that's right well glad I did that 

Caleb: and I think you're engaged 

Drew: to who

Caleb: I don't now.....but um you said I would be your best man yeah

Drew: well if drunk me said that then it must be the right move 

Meanwhile...

Emily: I think I found the agent 

Nick: are you sure

Emily: yeah he won in poker then had seven bottles of vodka...

Nick: did any thing else happen?

Emily: of course not....not like I'm have a wedding sometime or anything 

Nick: well I better eliminate him....James and Rees go find him....and Cam ready the project

Cam: but it's not ready

Nick: I said start it and while your up can you get me some coffee

Cam: but it has not been tested 

Nick: just get me some coffee...and while your in there get me a hot pocket 

Cam: but it has not been tested

Nick: I don't care...and Emily go Find this Agent and Take care of him

Emily: alright...

Nick: Cam get her a ear piece 

Cam: but it's not ready

Nick: gosh dang it...Emily just go find him 

Meanwhile....

Drew: man what a headache 

James: there he is 

Drew: oh no where's my gun ah ha...gosh dang pen gun 

Rees: get him 

Drew: block arm punch to the gut....

Rees: ahhh 

Drew: grab fist bend back.... punch to the face 

James: ahhh

Rees: guess we should have used our guns 

Drew: not if my lazar watch has anything to do with it...crap out of batteries 

James: shoot him

Drew: better run....man is it good bad guy are such horrible shots 

Rees: darn he got away 

Jmaes: well he probably did not go to his room lets look everywhere else 

Drew: duh duh duh dun duh duh na na na du na du na du na just brushing me teeth duh duh na na

Emily: why hi again 

Drew: well hi seductive woman whom I not know there name yet 

Emily: listen I work for the Cat Drop kicker...he know who you are 

Drew: wait why are you helping me 

Emily: because I think I'm falling for you

Drew: ah I remember when I fell for me it fells good right in the pit of your stomach right there

Emily: I found some schmatics of Nick's plan

Drew: Schematics.... woman and your fancy names for cookbook

Emily: shut up I'm trying to help you 

Nick: look Cam shes helping hurry activate the trap door they're standing on

Cam: but it's not ready  

Nick: activate it !!!!

Drew: oh no we've been standing on a trap door 

Emily: probably should have known that was there

Drew: where are we

Nick: right in my trap Agent 00.7 repeated 

Drew: what do want with me

Nick: well you're the only person who stands a chance at beating that's what I want with now you're captured nothing stands in my way

Drew: oh

Nick: well now time to say goodbye.....Cam release the Canadian Lazar Bear 

Cam: but it hasn't been tested 

Nick: it's a bear with a Canada flag as a cape and lazar guns on it.....why would we have to test it

Cam: but it's not ready

Nick: release it !!!!

Drew: oh great how we going to beat that....wait my watch has new batteries.....go lazar

Emily: it didn't do anything

Drew: probably because it's a lazar pointer....gosh dang it C you're just the worst

Canadian Lazar Bear: Rawr!!!

Drew: come on lets go through the door it came trough 

Nick: wait what are they doing 

Cam: they're escaping 

Nick: why didn't you close that door

Cam: it wasn't ready 

Nick: ahhhh I'll go get him 

Drew: come on this way 

James: stop right there

Nick: well 00.7 repeated it's clear I have to kill you...but first I'll take the girl away to the lobby so you don't have to protect her and guards go on a lunch break...also I'll leave this exit opened and take all the bullets out of my gun....now let me tell you my whole plan and all it's weak points 

James: you want all of us to go

Nick: yes everyone go on a lunch break....now let me begin at the beginning....it was Trash day But I forgot...when I saw the Garbage Truck I rushed to get my trash out but I was too late....so now I seek revenge on the world...so I started my million dollar company then I made the Canadian Lazar Bear it's has some of the most advanced weapon systems....and in six hours I will unleash them on the world they will go into each city and start playing Number nine over and over again until everyone kills them selves hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Drew: you monster

Nick: and nothing will stop me

Drew: not if I escape 

Nick: darn he got away

Emily: how did you escape 

Drew: well he made it pretty easy for me all bad guys do...anyways come on we have to stop The Cat Drop-Kicker 

Emily: alright

Drew: wait we do have six hours and I'm hungry lets go out and eat 

Emily: um O.K 

Four Hours Later....

Drew: wow that Delicious food 

Emily: it was until you stabbed the waiter and tore the Chefs jugular out  

Drew: man you always have to look at the bad sides of things 

Emily: you killed two people 

Drew; well look on the bright side we only have an hour and a half to stop The Cat Drop Kicker 

Emily: that's not good ...how we stop him in time!!!

Drew: then why are you standing around come on 

Emily: come on this way 

Rees: that was a great 4 hour lunch 

Drew: oh no

Rees: huh look there's the agent get him!!!

Drew: crap we're surrounded 

Nick: now that I have you again and nothing stands in my way...I wont kill you but tie you to chairs with very loose string 

Drew: darn you and your terrible Ideas 

Nick: now in thirty minutes the entire world will be putting a gun to there head hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahha
headhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha aahhhhhhhh AAAAHHHH help !!!!


Drew: what's happening 

Nick: I'm having a heart attack ack ack ack

Rees: don't worry I know CPR

Nick: ah thank you know back to evil

Drew: you can't do this you'll kill Millions 

Nick: correction one million and two you'll also be listening to it hahaha no no not again ......Cam start the Zeppelin time to go

Cam: but it hasn't been tested!!!

Nick: just start the Zeppelin!!!!

Cam: fine

Nick: goodbye Agent 00.7 repeated hahahahahahahahhah 

Rees: sir 

Nick: right 

Drew: can't believe I'm going to this I though I was going to die watching Glee 

Emily: Drew my answer is Yes 

Drew: what to my murders 

Emily: no to your proposal

Drew: huh asked you to marry me...swore it was a Hooker

Emily: what?

Drew: nothing nothing....

Emily: well looks  like this is the end 

Drew: not yet I think I can slip out of the string

Emily: ah well I'll break out of it 

Drew: that's not us much fun

Emily: how we going to stop The Cat Drop Kicker

Drew: we'll need to drown out Number nine some how

Emily: he'll just turn it up though 

Drew: well It's good there's "complete control of the Radios" console right here....alright I stopped Number Nine

Emily: but everyone's still panicking 

Drew: oh my Non religious god Number Nine has reached into there very souls.....quick we need a song that's pure with awesomeness 

Emily: what song can do that

Drew: there's only a few but this one is completely pure with greatness hand me that Guitar

Emily; um OK 

 Drew: I hope this works..........On a Dark desert Highway, cool wind in my hair warm smell of "colitas" rising up through the air, up ahead in the distance I saw a Shimmering Light , my Head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night, there she stood in the doorway I heard mission bell, and I was thinking to myself " this could Heaven or this could be Hell", then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way there were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say, ...welcome to the Hotel California  such a lovely place such a lovely face

Emily: it's working

Nick: what's happening no ones Killing themselves Number Nine souls ripping there souls apart 

Rees: sir Number Nine isn't playing...instead it's Hotel California 

Nick: that song is pure awesomeness dang 00.7 repeated Cam send a Canadian Lazar Bear 

Cam: OK 

Nick: where is it

Cam: it wasn't ready so I just trough down  a rope 

Nick: ahhhh you're fired 

Drew: stop right there 

Nick: you climbed up the rope didn't you

Drew: yeah

Nick: dang it well alright you got me

Drew: wait you're not going to try to escape 

Nick: why would I, you got me

Drew: um OK 

Nick: haha fooled you I have a jet pack hahhahahah 

Drew: Dang he got away 

Emily: you could have shot him

Drew: no no no that would never work

One week later...

Drew: wow Emily so glad we're married......Emily......well shes dead dang it why does this always happen....seriously that's my seventh Wife 


 
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