00.7 Repeated: The Quantum of Menace
Drew: ah just a quiet evening at Home..and my Diner is ready time to eat..oh phones ringing
Conor: Drew we need you we have an important mission for you
Drew: gosh dang it I haven't had a descent meal in years!!! I don't even know what a good bed even looks like
Conor: fine we'll get someone else
Drew: no no I'm coming I'm already in my Car
At the Agency...
Drew: alright I'm here
Conor: Drew we've found evidence that..
Drew: oh I'm fine thanks
Conor; um hello hows your day
Drew: fine
Conor: well anyways..we've found evidence that Nick A.K.A The Cat Drop-kicker is planing some crazy weird plan that most likely be dangerous
Drew: ah I see and you want me to stop him
Conor: No we want you to help him...of course we want you to stop him...
Drew: just making sure man
Conor: no we've found that his base is underneath his Hotel The Evil lair...now we've already got you on the guest list..we just need you to get in and stop him
Drew: alright
Conor: now C has the latest gadgets for you
Drew: alright
At the Lab...
Drew: I thought I'd find you here C
Chris: well this is the lab where I work
Drew: right
Chris: well here some Gadgets
Drew: what's this one
Chris: ah that is a jet pack that only lasts five seconds
Drew: alright I'll take that
Chris: and this is a pen that shoot a single 22 caliber round that has only a 25% percent of firing
Drew: guess that could be useful
Chris: oh this is a gun that when you press the trigger a pen point comes out
Drew: ah good for drawing
Chris: oh and here's a Grappling hook were the cable is only one foot long , some one sided paper , and a skeleton costume
Drew: anything cool about the costume
Chris: it glows in the dark
Drew: alright oh what's that
Chris: well this may look like an ordinary pencil because it is an ordinary pencil
Drew: ah thanks
Chris: oh wait I have something actually useful..it's a watch with a lazar.. and a phone and other cool stuff
Drew: well thanks for one useful thing
Chris: your welcome
Drew: well better get going
Chris: alright bring me back something
Drew: alright
Conor: alright Drew here's your plane ticket good luck
Drew: never tell me the odds
At The Hotel...
Conor: (over phone) alright Drew walk into the bar..try to bend in
Drew: alright I'll go play poker
Dealer: ah a new player?
Drew: yeah deal me in
Player: this is Texas hold em here's your chip that's 252 there
Player: alright your bet
Drew: 100
Player three : a bit risky there
Drew: and
Player one: well alright 100
Player two: I fold
Dealer: alright flipping first three
Drew: 52
Player three: alright
Player: OK
Dealer: flipping next one
Drew: 100
Player three: I fold
Player: I'l stay in
Dealer: alright what do you have
Player: three of a kind Aces
Dealer: and you
Drew: four of a kind sevens
Player: darn I'm out
Dealer: next game
Player two: I'll bet 25
Player three: alright
Drew: I'll raise you 100
Player Three: I fold
Player two: I'll stay in
Dealer: flipping three
player two: I'll bet 15
Drew: I'll make raise you 37
Player two: alright
Dealer: flipping
Player: check
Drew: check
Dealer: flipping
Player two: I bet fifty
Drew: I'll raise you 50
Player: well that's all in but all right
Dealer: alright show
Player two: three of a kind kings
Drew: seven straight
Player two: dang it I'm out
Dealer: alright next game
Drew: all in
Player Three: hell with it all in
Dealer: alright flipping cards
Player Three: two pair Kings and aces
Drew: three of a kind sevens
Dealer: I can't believe it how did you win?
Drew: guess seven is my lucky number
Emily: looks like your pretty good at poker
Drew: and it looks like you're pretty good at being seductive
Emily: indeed I am
Drew: can I buy you a drink
Emily; sure
Drew: I'll get you seven
Emily: that's a little too much
Drew: nonsense we can drink all night waiter I want seven bottles of vodka
a few hours later...
Caleb: get up get up
Drew: where am I
Caleb: you're in The evil lair church
Drew: the hotel has a church
Caleb: yeah you came in and punch the priest in the face...then you dumped holy water on a child while saying may the power of Christ rebel you
Drew: wow must have been drunk
Caleb: well in your defense the kid hadn't seen Star Wars
Drew: that's right well glad I did that
Caleb: and I think you're engaged
Drew: to who
Caleb: I don't now.....but um you said I would be your best man yeah
Drew: well if drunk me said that then it must be the right move
Meanwhile...
Emily: I think I found the agent
Nick: are you sure
Emily: yeah he won in poker then had seven bottles of vodka...
Nick: did any thing else happen?
Emily: of course not....not like I'm have a wedding sometime or anything
Nick: well I better eliminate him....James and Rees go find him....and Cam ready the project
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: I said start it and while your up can you get me some coffee
Cam: but it has not been tested
Nick: just get me some coffee...and while your in there get me a hot pocket
Cam: but it has not been tested
Nick: I don't care...and Emily go Find this Agent and Take care of him
Emily: alright...
Nick: Cam get her a ear piece
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: gosh dang it...Emily just go find him
Meanwhile....
Drew: man what a headache
James: there he is
Drew: oh no where's my gun ah ha...gosh dang pen gun
Rees: get him
Drew: block arm punch to the gut....
Rees: ahhh
Drew: grab fist bend back.... punch to the face
James: ahhh
Rees: guess we should have used our guns
Drew: not if my lazar watch has anything to do with it...crap out of batteries
James: shoot him
Drew: better run....man is it good bad guy are such horrible shots
Rees: darn he got away
Jmaes: well he probably did not go to his room lets look everywhere else
Drew: duh duh duh dun duh duh na na na du na du na du na just brushing me teeth duh duh na na
Emily: why hi again
Drew: well hi seductive woman whom I not know there name yet
Emily: listen I work for the Cat Drop kicker...he know who you are
Drew: wait why are you helping me
Emily: because I think I'm falling for you
Drew: ah I remember when I fell for me it fells good right in the pit of your stomach right there
Emily: I found some schmatics of Nick's plan
Drew: Schematics.... woman and your fancy names for cookbook
Emily: shut up I'm trying to help you
Nick: look Cam shes helping hurry activate the trap door they're standing on
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: activate it !!!!
Drew: oh no we've been standing on a trap door
Emily: probably should have known that was there
Drew: where are we
Nick: right in my trap Agent 00.7 repeated
Drew: what do want with me
Nick: well you're the only person who stands a chance at beating that's what I want with now you're captured nothing stands in my way
Drew: oh
Nick: well now time to say goodbye.....Cam release the Canadian Lazar Bear
Cam: but it hasn't been tested
Nick: it's a bear with a Canada flag as a cape and lazar guns on it.....why would we have to test it
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: release it !!!!
Drew: oh great how we going to beat that....wait my watch has new batteries.....go lazar
Emily: it didn't do anything
Drew: probably because it's a lazar pointer....gosh dang it C you're just the worst
Canadian Lazar Bear: Rawr!!!
Drew: come on lets go through the door it came trough
Nick: wait what are they doing
Cam: they're escaping
Nick: why didn't you close that door
Cam: it wasn't ready
Nick: ahhhh I'll go get him
Drew: come on this way
James: stop right there
Nick: well 00.7 repeated it's clear I have to kill you...but first I'll take the girl away to the lobby so you don't have to protect her and guards go on a lunch break...also I'll leave this exit opened and take all the bullets out of my gun....now let me tell you my whole plan and all it's weak points
James: you want all of us to go
Nick: yes everyone go on a lunch break....now let me begin at the beginning....it was Trash day But I forgot...when I saw the Garbage Truck I rushed to get my trash out but I was too late....so now I seek revenge on the world...so I started my million dollar company then I made the Canadian Lazar Bear it's has some of the most advanced weapon systems....and in six hours I will unleash them on the world they will go into each city and start playing Number nine over and over again until everyone kills them selves hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Drew: you monster
Nick: and nothing will stop me
Drew: not if I escape
Nick: darn he got away
Emily: how did you escape
Drew: well he made it pretty easy for me all bad guys do...anyways come on we have to stop The Cat Drop-Kicker
Emily: alright
Drew: wait we do have six hours and I'm hungry lets go out and eat
Emily: um O.K
Four Hours Later....
Drew: wow that Delicious food
Emily: it was until you stabbed the waiter and tore the Chefs jugular out
Drew: man you always have to look at the bad sides of things
Emily: you killed two people
Drew; well look on the bright side we only have an hour and a half to stop The Cat Drop Kicker
Emily: that's not good ...how we stop him in time!!!
Drew: then why are you standing around come on
Emily: come on this way
Rees: that was a great 4 hour lunch
Drew: oh no
Rees: huh look there's the agent get him!!!
Drew: crap we're surrounded
Nick: now that I have you again and nothing stands in my way...I wont kill you but tie you to chairs with very loose string
Drew: darn you and your terrible Ideas
Nick: now in thirty minutes the entire world will be putting a gun to there head hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahha
headhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha aahhhhhhhh AAAAHHHH help !!!!
Drew: what's happening
Nick: I'm having a heart attack ack ack ack
Rees: don't worry I know CPR
Nick: ah thank you know back to evil
Drew: you can't do this you'll kill Millions
Nick: correction one million and two you'll also be listening to it hahaha no no not again ......Cam start the Zeppelin time to go
Cam: but it hasn't been tested!!!
Nick: just start the Zeppelin!!!!
Cam: fine
Nick: goodbye Agent 00.7 repeated hahahahahahahahhah
Rees: sir
Nick: right
Drew: can't believe I'm going to this I though I was going to die watching Glee
Emily: Drew my answer is Yes
Drew: what to my murders
Emily: no to your proposal
Drew: huh asked you to marry me...swore it was a Hooker
Emily: what?
Drew: nothing nothing....
Emily: well looks like this is the end
Drew: not yet I think I can slip out of the string
Emily: ah well I'll break out of it
Drew: that's not us much fun
Emily: how we going to stop The Cat Drop Kicker
Drew: we'll need to drown out Number nine some how
Emily: he'll just turn it up though
Drew: well It's good there's "complete control of the Radios" console right here....alright I stopped Number Nine
Emily: but everyone's still panicking
Drew: oh my Non religious god Number Nine has reached into there very souls.....quick we need a song that's pure with awesomeness
Emily: what song can do that
Drew: there's only a few but this one is completely pure with greatness hand me that Guitar
Emily; um OK
Drew: I hope this works..........On a Dark desert Highway, cool wind in my hair warm smell of "colitas" rising up through the air, up ahead in the distance I saw a Shimmering Light , my Head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night, there she stood in the doorway I heard mission bell, and I was thinking to myself " this could Heaven or this could be Hell", then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way there were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say, ...welcome to the Hotel California such a lovely place such a lovely face
Emily: it's working
Nick: what's happening no ones Killing themselves Number Nine souls ripping there souls apart
Rees: sir Number Nine isn't playing...instead it's Hotel California
Nick: that song is pure awesomeness dang 00.7 repeated Cam send a Canadian Lazar Bear
Cam: OK
Nick: where is it
Cam: it wasn't ready so I just trough down a rope
Nick: ahhhh you're fired
Drew: stop right there
Nick: you climbed up the rope didn't you
Drew: yeah
Nick: dang it well alright you got me
Drew: wait you're not going to try to escape
Nick: why would I, you got me
Drew: um OK
Nick: haha fooled you I have a jet pack hahhahahah
Drew: Dang he got away
Emily: you could have shot him
Drew: no no no that would never work
One week later...
Drew: wow Emily so glad we're married......Emily......well shes dead dang it why does this always happen....seriously that's my seventh Wife
Conor: Drew we need you we have an important mission for you
Drew: gosh dang it I haven't had a descent meal in years!!! I don't even know what a good bed even looks like
Conor: fine we'll get someone else
Drew: no no I'm coming I'm already in my Car
At the Agency...
Drew: alright I'm here
Conor: Drew we've found evidence that..
Drew: oh I'm fine thanks
Conor; um hello hows your day
Drew: fine
Conor: well anyways..we've found evidence that Nick A.K.A The Cat Drop-kicker is planing some crazy weird plan that most likely be dangerous
Drew: ah I see and you want me to stop him
Conor: No we want you to help him...of course we want you to stop him...
Drew: just making sure man
Conor: no we've found that his base is underneath his Hotel The Evil lair...now we've already got you on the guest list..we just need you to get in and stop him
Drew: alright
Conor: now C has the latest gadgets for you
Drew: alright
At the Lab...
Drew: I thought I'd find you here C
Chris: well this is the lab where I work
Drew: right
Chris: well here some Gadgets
Drew: what's this one
Chris: ah that is a jet pack that only lasts five seconds
Drew: alright I'll take that
Chris: and this is a pen that shoot a single 22 caliber round that has only a 25% percent of firing
Drew: guess that could be useful
Chris: oh this is a gun that when you press the trigger a pen point comes out
Drew: ah good for drawing
Chris: oh and here's a Grappling hook were the cable is only one foot long , some one sided paper , and a skeleton costume
Drew: anything cool about the costume
Chris: it glows in the dark
Drew: alright oh what's that
Chris: well this may look like an ordinary pencil because it is an ordinary pencil
Drew: ah thanks
Chris: oh wait I have something actually useful..it's a watch with a lazar.. and a phone and other cool stuff
Drew: well thanks for one useful thing
Chris: your welcome
Drew: well better get going
Chris: alright bring me back something
Drew: alright
Conor: alright Drew here's your plane ticket good luck
Drew: never tell me the odds
At The Hotel...
Conor: (over phone) alright Drew walk into the bar..try to bend in
Drew: alright I'll go play poker
Dealer: ah a new player?
Drew: yeah deal me in
Player: this is Texas hold em here's your chip that's 252 there
Player: alright your bet
Drew: 100
Player three : a bit risky there
Drew: and
Player one: well alright 100
Player two: I fold
Dealer: alright flipping first three
Drew: 52
Player three: alright
Player: OK
Dealer: flipping next one
Drew: 100
Player three: I fold
Player: I'l stay in
Dealer: alright what do you have
Player: three of a kind Aces
Dealer: and you
Drew: four of a kind sevens
Player: darn I'm out
Dealer: next game
Player two: I'll bet 25
Player three: alright
Drew: I'll raise you 100
Player Three: I fold
Player two: I'll stay in
Dealer: flipping three
player two: I'll bet 15
Drew: I'll make raise you 37
Player two: alright
Dealer: flipping
Player: check
Drew: check
Dealer: flipping
Player two: I bet fifty
Drew: I'll raise you 50
Player: well that's all in but all right
Dealer: alright show
Player two: three of a kind kings
Drew: seven straight
Player two: dang it I'm out
Dealer: alright next game
Drew: all in
Player Three: hell with it all in
Dealer: alright flipping cards
Player Three: two pair Kings and aces
Drew: three of a kind sevens
Dealer: I can't believe it how did you win?
Drew: guess seven is my lucky number
Emily: looks like your pretty good at poker
Drew: and it looks like you're pretty good at being seductive
Emily: indeed I am
Drew: can I buy you a drink
Emily; sure
Drew: I'll get you seven
Emily: that's a little too much
Drew: nonsense we can drink all night waiter I want seven bottles of vodka
a few hours later...
Caleb: get up get up
Drew: where am I
Caleb: you're in The evil lair church
Drew: the hotel has a church
Caleb: yeah you came in and punch the priest in the face...then you dumped holy water on a child while saying may the power of Christ rebel you
Drew: wow must have been drunk
Caleb: well in your defense the kid hadn't seen Star Wars
Drew: that's right well glad I did that
Caleb: and I think you're engaged
Drew: to who
Caleb: I don't now.....but um you said I would be your best man yeah
Drew: well if drunk me said that then it must be the right move
Meanwhile...
Emily: I think I found the agent
Nick: are you sure
Emily: yeah he won in poker then had seven bottles of vodka...
Nick: did any thing else happen?
Emily: of course not....not like I'm have a wedding sometime or anything
Nick: well I better eliminate him....James and Rees go find him....and Cam ready the project
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: I said start it and while your up can you get me some coffee
Cam: but it has not been tested
Nick: just get me some coffee...and while your in there get me a hot pocket
Cam: but it has not been tested
Nick: I don't care...and Emily go Find this Agent and Take care of him
Emily: alright...
Nick: Cam get her a ear piece
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: gosh dang it...Emily just go find him
Meanwhile....
Drew: man what a headache
James: there he is
Drew: oh no where's my gun ah ha...gosh dang pen gun
Rees: get him
Drew: block arm punch to the gut....
Rees: ahhh
Drew: grab fist bend back.... punch to the face
James: ahhh
Rees: guess we should have used our guns
Drew: not if my lazar watch has anything to do with it...crap out of batteries
James: shoot him
Drew: better run....man is it good bad guy are such horrible shots
Rees: darn he got away
Jmaes: well he probably did not go to his room lets look everywhere else
Drew: duh duh duh dun duh duh na na na du na du na du na just brushing me teeth duh duh na na
Emily: why hi again
Drew: well hi seductive woman whom I not know there name yet
Emily: listen I work for the Cat Drop kicker...he know who you are
Drew: wait why are you helping me
Emily: because I think I'm falling for you
Drew: ah I remember when I fell for me it fells good right in the pit of your stomach right there
Emily: I found some schmatics of Nick's plan
Drew: Schematics.... woman and your fancy names for cookbook
Emily: shut up I'm trying to help you
Nick: look Cam shes helping hurry activate the trap door they're standing on
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: activate it !!!!
Drew: oh no we've been standing on a trap door
Emily: probably should have known that was there
Drew: where are we
Nick: right in my trap Agent 00.7 repeated
Drew: what do want with me
Nick: well you're the only person who stands a chance at beating that's what I want with now you're captured nothing stands in my way
Drew: oh
Nick: well now time to say goodbye.....Cam release the Canadian Lazar Bear
Cam: but it hasn't been tested
Nick: it's a bear with a Canada flag as a cape and lazar guns on it.....why would we have to test it
Cam: but it's not ready
Nick: release it !!!!
Drew: oh great how we going to beat that....wait my watch has new batteries.....go lazar
Emily: it didn't do anything
Drew: probably because it's a lazar pointer....gosh dang it C you're just the worst
Canadian Lazar Bear: Rawr!!!
Drew: come on lets go through the door it came trough
Nick: wait what are they doing
Cam: they're escaping
Nick: why didn't you close that door
Cam: it wasn't ready
Nick: ahhhh I'll go get him
Drew: come on this way
James: stop right there
Nick: well 00.7 repeated it's clear I have to kill you...but first I'll take the girl away to the lobby so you don't have to protect her and guards go on a lunch break...also I'll leave this exit opened and take all the bullets out of my gun....now let me tell you my whole plan and all it's weak points
James: you want all of us to go
Nick: yes everyone go on a lunch break....now let me begin at the beginning....it was Trash day But I forgot...when I saw the Garbage Truck I rushed to get my trash out but I was too late....so now I seek revenge on the world...so I started my million dollar company then I made the Canadian Lazar Bear it's has some of the most advanced weapon systems....and in six hours I will unleash them on the world they will go into each city and start playing Number nine over and over again until everyone kills them selves hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Drew: you monster
Nick: and nothing will stop me
Drew: not if I escape
Nick: darn he got away
Emily: how did you escape
Drew: well he made it pretty easy for me all bad guys do...anyways come on we have to stop The Cat Drop-Kicker
Emily: alright
Drew: wait we do have six hours and I'm hungry lets go out and eat
Emily: um O.K
Four Hours Later....
Drew: wow that Delicious food
Emily: it was until you stabbed the waiter and tore the Chefs jugular out
Drew: man you always have to look at the bad sides of things
Emily: you killed two people
Drew; well look on the bright side we only have an hour and a half to stop The Cat Drop Kicker
Emily: that's not good ...how we stop him in time!!!
Drew: then why are you standing around come on
Emily: come on this way
Rees: that was a great 4 hour lunch
Drew: oh no
Rees: huh look there's the agent get him!!!
Drew: crap we're surrounded
Nick: now that I have you again and nothing stands in my way...I wont kill you but tie you to chairs with very loose string
Drew: darn you and your terrible Ideas
Nick: now in thirty minutes the entire world will be putting a gun to there head hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahha
headhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha aahhhhhhhh AAAAHHHH help !!!!
Drew: what's happening
Nick: I'm having a heart attack ack ack ack
Rees: don't worry I know CPR
Nick: ah thank you know back to evil
Drew: you can't do this you'll kill Millions
Nick: correction one million and two you'll also be listening to it hahaha no no not again ......Cam start the Zeppelin time to go
Cam: but it hasn't been tested!!!
Nick: just start the Zeppelin!!!!
Cam: fine
Nick: goodbye Agent 00.7 repeated hahahahahahahahhah
Rees: sir
Nick: right
Drew: can't believe I'm going to this I though I was going to die watching Glee
Emily: Drew my answer is Yes
Drew: what to my murders
Emily: no to your proposal
Drew: huh asked you to marry me...swore it was a Hooker
Emily: what?
Drew: nothing nothing....
Emily: well looks like this is the end
Drew: not yet I think I can slip out of the string
Emily: ah well I'll break out of it
Drew: that's not us much fun
Emily: how we going to stop The Cat Drop Kicker
Drew: we'll need to drown out Number nine some how
Emily: he'll just turn it up though
Drew: well It's good there's "complete control of the Radios" console right here....alright I stopped Number Nine
Emily: but everyone's still panicking
Drew: oh my Non religious god Number Nine has reached into there very souls.....quick we need a song that's pure with awesomeness
Emily: what song can do that
Drew: there's only a few but this one is completely pure with greatness hand me that Guitar
Emily; um OK
Drew: I hope this works..........On a Dark desert Highway, cool wind in my hair warm smell of "colitas" rising up through the air, up ahead in the distance I saw a Shimmering Light , my Head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night, there she stood in the doorway I heard mission bell, and I was thinking to myself " this could Heaven or this could be Hell", then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way there were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say, ...welcome to the Hotel California such a lovely place such a lovely face
Emily: it's working
Nick: what's happening no ones Killing themselves Number Nine souls ripping there souls apart
Rees: sir Number Nine isn't playing...instead it's Hotel California
Nick: that song is pure awesomeness dang 00.7 repeated Cam send a Canadian Lazar Bear
Cam: OK
Nick: where is it
Cam: it wasn't ready so I just trough down a rope
Nick: ahhhh you're fired
Drew: stop right there
Nick: you climbed up the rope didn't you
Drew: yeah
Nick: dang it well alright you got me
Drew: wait you're not going to try to escape
Nick: why would I, you got me
Drew: um OK
Nick: haha fooled you I have a jet pack hahhahahah
Drew: Dang he got away
Emily: you could have shot him
Drew: no no no that would never work
One week later...
Drew: wow Emily so glad we're married......Emily......well shes dead dang it why does this always happen....seriously that's my seventh Wife
