Drew's Clone
Drew: if I'm right this should work this time...well enough talking to myself lets see if this ..Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster works.... here goes
Dooooooooo....
Drew: it's working
pop!
Drew: oh no it's over heating
BBBBOOOOOMMMMMM
Clone: uuummmm heyyylllloooo
Drew: great Scott
Dr. Brown: oh hell no that's my own line come up with your own
Drew: sorry...any ways who are you
Clone: well haven't you heard
Drew: about the bird
Drew and Clone: well a bird-bird-bird well the bird is the word
Drew: wow you like Surfin Bird HM lets just test your blood real quick
Clone: OK
Drew: oh my non religious god you have the same D.N.A as me...you're my clone
Clone: but I look nothing like you
Drew: look I cloned with a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster you're not exactly like me
Clone: ah right
Drew: well I guess I'll name you Dinosaur Abjuratory lazy lions Atom splatter or D.A.L.L.A.S for short
Dallas: Indeed
Drew: Indeed
Dallas: I do say care for a cup of tea
Drew: I do say I do
Dallas: Indeed
Five Hours later...
Drew: I do say you should meet my good pal Chris
Dallas: indeed
Chris: hey Drew
Drew: Chris I have something amazing news...look this is my clone
Chris: HM
Drew: didn't you hear me
Chris: oh I did but what I didn't hear was a Hello
Drew: hello
Chris: but he looks nothing like you
Drew: yes but look we have the same D.N.A
Chris: wow but why doesn't look like you
Drew: look I cloned him with a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster
Chris: well I guess we know what this means
Dallas: Indeed we do
The next day...
Drew: Meagan I have some great news
Meagan: what
Dallas: well haven't you heard
Chris: it was our understanding that everyone's heard
Meagan: NO!
Drew: about the Bird
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: nnnnnoooooo
Oriana: what's going on
Dallas: well haven't you heard
Oriana: NO!
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: hurry Oriana to the escape pod
Oriana: lets go
One week later...
Meagan: it's good we got away from them singing Surfin Bird
Oriana: yeah they wont get us on the plane
Drew: Bu bu bu bu bu bu
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: NO!
Oriana: come on jump out the plane I have parachutes
Meagan: alright
Drew: well lets go tell everyone else about my clone
Jacob: alright guy's this is reverse Russian Roulette
Nick: explain this again
Jacob: well instead of only filling the gun with one bullet you put in 5 bullets and leave one chamber empty
Nick: alright
Jacob: alright... I'll go first
Click...
Jacob: well you next James
James: um I don't really want to now
Jacob: why not
James: well if yours is empty that makes about a 100% chance the next one has a bullet
Jacob: come on
James: fine I die normally anyways
Drew: hey guys
Gunshot...
Jacob: well James is dead
Drew: um alright anyways this is my clone Dallas
Dallas: um heyyllooo
Rees: but he looks nothing like you
Drew: uhh look he come from a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster but he has the same D.N.A
Conor: cool
Jacob: want to play some reverse russian roulette
Drew: nah we have things to do
Jacob: alright Caleb you start it
Caleb: alright I'll load it and here goes
Click...
Caleb: alright Rees you're next
Rees: dang it
At the Store...
Drew: alright guys ready
Chris: yup
Drew: alright
Dallas: buy it
Drew: use it
Chris: break it
Dallas: fix it
Drew: change it
Chris: mail-
Dallas: upgrade it
Drew: change it
Chris: save it
Dallas: zoom it
Drew: press it
Chris: snap it
Dallas: work it
Drew: quick-
Chris erase it
Dallas: write it
Drew: cut it
Chris: paste it
Dallas: save it
Drew: load it
Chris: check it
Dallas: quick
Drew: rewrite it
Chris: plug it
Dallas: play it
Drew: burn it
Chris: rip it
Dallas: Drag and Drop it
Drew: zip
Chris: unzip it
Dallas: lock it
Drew: fill it
Chris: call it
Dallas: find it
Drew: view it
Chris: code it
Dallas: code
Drew: unlock it
Chris: surf it
Dallas: scroll it
Drew: pause it
Chris: click it
Dallas: name it
Drew: rate it
Chris: tune it
Dallas: print it
Drew: scan it
Chris: send it
Dallas: Fax-
Drew: rename it
Chris: touch it
Dallas: bring it
Drew: pay it
Chris: watch it
Dallas: turn it
Drew: leave it
Chris: start-
Dallas: Format it
Dallas,Drew,Chris: Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic
Drew: that was awesome
Chris: hey a hot dog
Cam: hey that's mine
Chris: first time I've heard of it
Drew: whell goodbye viewers
Dallas: see you in more sketches
Dooooooooo....
Drew: it's working
pop!
Drew: oh no it's over heating
BBBBOOOOOMMMMMM
Clone: uuummmm heyyylllloooo
Drew: great Scott
Dr. Brown: oh hell no that's my own line come up with your own
Drew: sorry...any ways who are you
Clone: well haven't you heard
Drew: about the bird
Drew and Clone: well a bird-bird-bird well the bird is the word
Drew: wow you like Surfin Bird HM lets just test your blood real quick
Clone: OK
Drew: oh my non religious god you have the same D.N.A as me...you're my clone
Clone: but I look nothing like you
Drew: look I cloned with a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster you're not exactly like me
Clone: ah right
Drew: well I guess I'll name you Dinosaur Abjuratory lazy lions Atom splatter or D.A.L.L.A.S for short
Dallas: Indeed
Drew: Indeed
Dallas: I do say care for a cup of tea
Drew: I do say I do
Dallas: Indeed
Five Hours later...
Drew: I do say you should meet my good pal Chris
Dallas: indeed
Chris: hey Drew
Drew: Chris I have something amazing news...look this is my clone
Chris: HM
Drew: didn't you hear me
Chris: oh I did but what I didn't hear was a Hello
Drew: hello
Chris: but he looks nothing like you
Drew: yes but look we have the same D.N.A
Chris: wow but why doesn't look like you
Drew: look I cloned him with a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster
Chris: well I guess we know what this means
Dallas: Indeed we do
The next day...
Drew: Meagan I have some great news
Meagan: what
Dallas: well haven't you heard
Chris: it was our understanding that everyone's heard
Meagan: NO!
Drew: about the Bird
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: nnnnnoooooo
Oriana: what's going on
Dallas: well haven't you heard
Oriana: NO!
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: hurry Oriana to the escape pod
Oriana: lets go
One week later...
Meagan: it's good we got away from them singing Surfin Bird
Oriana: yeah they wont get us on the plane
Drew: Bu bu bu bu bu bu
Drew,Chris,and Dallas: well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word
Meagan: NO!
Oriana: come on jump out the plane I have parachutes
Meagan: alright
Drew: well lets go tell everyone else about my clone
Jacob: alright guy's this is reverse Russian Roulette
Nick: explain this again
Jacob: well instead of only filling the gun with one bullet you put in 5 bullets and leave one chamber empty
Nick: alright
Jacob: alright... I'll go first
Click...
Jacob: well you next James
James: um I don't really want to now
Jacob: why not
James: well if yours is empty that makes about a 100% chance the next one has a bullet
Jacob: come on
James: fine I die normally anyways
Drew: hey guys
Gunshot...
Jacob: well James is dead
Drew: um alright anyways this is my clone Dallas
Dallas: um heyyllooo
Rees: but he looks nothing like you
Drew: uhh look he come from a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster but he has the same D.N.A
Conor: cool
Jacob: want to play some reverse russian roulette
Drew: nah we have things to do
Jacob: alright Caleb you start it
Caleb: alright I'll load it and here goes
Click...
Caleb: alright Rees you're next
Rees: dang it
At the Store...
Drew: alright guys ready
Chris: yup
Drew: alright
Dallas: buy it
Drew: use it
Chris: break it
Dallas: fix it
Drew: change it
Chris: mail-
Dallas: upgrade it
Drew: change it
Chris: save it
Dallas: zoom it
Drew: press it
Chris: snap it
Dallas: work it
Drew: quick-
Chris erase it
Dallas: write it
Drew: cut it
Chris: paste it
Dallas: save it
Drew: load it
Chris: check it
Dallas: quick
Drew: rewrite it
Chris: plug it
Dallas: play it
Drew: burn it
Chris: rip it
Dallas: Drag and Drop it
Drew: zip
Chris: unzip it
Dallas: lock it
Drew: fill it
Chris: call it
Dallas: find it
Drew: view it
Chris: code it
Dallas: code
Drew: unlock it
Chris: surf it
Dallas: scroll it
Drew: pause it
Chris: click it
Dallas: name it
Drew: rate it
Chris: tune it
Dallas: print it
Drew: scan it
Chris: send it
Dallas: Fax-
Drew: rename it
Chris: touch it
Dallas: bring it
Drew: pay it
Chris: watch it
Dallas: turn it
Drew: leave it
Chris: start-
Dallas: Format it
Dallas,Drew,Chris: Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic
Drew: that was awesome
Chris: hey a hot dog
Cam: hey that's mine
Chris: first time I've heard of it
Drew: whell goodbye viewers
Dallas: see you in more sketches