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Drew's Clone

Drew: if I'm right this should work this time...well enough talking to myself lets see if this ..Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster works.... here goes

Dooooooooo....

Drew: it's working

pop!

Drew: oh no it's over heating 

BBBBOOOOOMMMMMM

Clone: uuummmm heyyylllloooo

Drew: great Scott

Dr. Brown: oh hell no that's my own line come up with your own

Drew: sorry...any ways who are you

Clone: well haven't you heard 

Drew: about the bird

Drew and Clone: well a bird-bird-bird well the bird is the word

Drew: wow you like Surfin Bird HM lets just test your blood real quick

Clone: OK

Drew: oh my non religious god you have the same D.N.A as me...you're my clone

Clone: but I look nothing like you

Drew: look I cloned with a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster  you're not exactly like me

Clone: ah right

Drew: well I guess I'll name you Dinosaur Abjuratory lazy lions Atom splatter or D.A.L.L.A.S for short

Dallas: Indeed 

Drew: Indeed

Dallas: I do say care for a cup of tea

Drew: I do say I do

Dallas: Indeed

Five Hours later...

Drew: I do say you should meet my good pal Chris

Dallas: indeed 

Chris: hey Drew

Drew: Chris I have something amazing news...look this is my clone

Chris: HM

Drew: didn't you hear me

Chris: oh I did but what I didn't hear was a Hello

Drew: hello

Chris: but he looks nothing like you

Drew: yes but look we have the same D.N.A 

Chris: wow but why doesn't look like you

Drew: look I cloned him with a  Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster  

Chris: well I guess we know what this means

Dallas: Indeed we do

The next day...

Drew: Meagan I have some great news

Meagan: what

Dallas: well haven't you heard

Chris: it was our understanding that everyone's heard 

Meagan: NO!

Drew: about the Bird 

Drew,Chris,and Dallas:  well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word  

Meagan: nnnnnoooooo

Oriana: what's going on

Dallas: well haven't you heard

Oriana: NO!

Drew,Chris,and Dallas:  well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word  
 
Meagan: hurry Oriana to the escape pod

Oriana: lets go

One week later...

Meagan: it's good we got away from them singing Surfin Bird

Oriana: yeah they wont get us on the plane

Drew: Bu bu bu bu bu bu

Drew,Chris,and Dallas:  well haven't you heard about the Bird well everyone know that the Bird is the word...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word   

Meagan: NO!

Oriana: come on jump out the plane I have parachutes

 Meagan: alright

Drew: well lets go tell everyone else about my clone

Jacob: alright guy's this is reverse Russian Roulette

Nick: explain this again

Jacob: well instead  of only filling the gun with one bullet you put in 5 bullets and leave one chamber empty 

Nick: alright

Jacob: alright... I'll go first

Click...

Jacob: well you next James

James: um I don't really want to now

Jacob: why not

James: well if yours is empty that makes about a 100% chance the next one has a bullet

Jacob: come on

James: fine I die normally anyways

Drew: hey guys

Gunshot...

Jacob: well James is dead

Drew: um alright anyways this is my clone Dallas

Dallas: um heyyllooo 

Rees: but he looks nothing like you

Drew: uhh look he come from a Steam powered, 0.7 repeating, wind powered, 44 caliber , Atomic Toaster  but he has the same D.N.A

Conor: cool

Jacob: want to play some reverse russian roulette

 Drew: nah we have things to do

Jacob: alright Caleb you start it

Caleb: alright I'll load it and here goes

 Click...

Caleb: alright Rees you're next

Rees: dang it

At the Store...

Drew: alright guys ready

Chris: yup

Drew: alright

Dallas: buy it

Drew: use it

Chris: break it

Dallas: fix it

Drew: change it

Chris: mail-

Dallas:  upgrade it                                                 

Drew: change it

Chris: save it

Dallas: zoom it 

Drew: press it

Chris: snap it

Dallas: work it

Drew: quick-

Chris erase it

Dallas: write it

Drew: cut it

Chris: paste it

Dallas: save it

Drew: load it

Chris: check it

Dallas: quick

Drew: rewrite it

Chris: plug it

Dallas: play it

Drew: burn it

Chris: rip it

Dallas: Drag and Drop it

Drew: zip

Chris: unzip it

Dallas: lock it

Drew: fill it

Chris: call it

Dallas: find it

Drew: view it

Chris: code it

Dallas: code

Drew: unlock it

Chris: surf it 

Dallas: scroll it

Drew: pause it

Chris: click it

Dallas: name it

Drew: rate it

Chris: tune it

Dallas: print it

Drew: scan it

Chris: send it

Dallas: Fax-

Drew: rename it

Chris: touch it

Dallas: bring it 

Drew: pay it

Chris: watch it

Dallas: turn it

Drew: leave it

Chris: start-

Dallas: Format it

Dallas,Drew,Chris: Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic.... Technologic

Drew: that was awesome

Chris: hey a hot dog

Cam: hey that's mine

Chris: first time I've heard of it

Drew: whell goodbye viewers

Dallas: see you in more sketches 








     





 
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