Never The Less

There was once a boy who was not really boy he was actually Kitty.  One day he was doing the average thing he does, messin with Sasquatch when he was approached by a cow wearing a top hat.

Cow: moo

Kitty: Darn you man, I'll do what I want.

Cow: I did'nt even say anything!

Kitty: Yeah, well... Fudge burglers you got me.

Cow: Ahhg the Sasquatch is eating meh brains!!!!!

Kitty: That's it Sasquatch you've eaten your last cow brain, have a taste of my grandmother's homemade soup.

Epilogue
The sasquatch loved kitty's Grandma's homemade soup and they both survived the zombie apocalypse together.  Also, the long war between Jupiter and your anus was finally resolved through dancing.  Paper clips are used for drugs


Bird is the word!
Love,
Drew's brother,
Cameron