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Pirates

Nick(Captain): Argh what are you doing laying around

Drew: laying around

Nick: shut up and get back to work

James( First mate): sir I think we're off coarse we should have seen land by now

Nick: you may be right 

Chris: land hoe !!!

Nick: really where?

Chris: huh sorry was playing the pirates version of Yahtzee... instead of saying Yahtzee you say Land hoe 

Nick: argh get down from the watch tower , and Caleb you take his place

Caleb: um OK got a ladder 

Nick: huh

Caleb; how am I supposed to get up there

Nick: climb the pole up

Caleb: um OK

Conor: look sir land!!!!

Nick: you're right Rees head for that land

Drew: what dose this do 

James: no!! that's the Cannon

Drew: and...

James: so don't touch...

BBBBOOOOMMMMMM!!!

Nick: you idiot!!! you blew a hole in the ship now we're trapped here

Drew: at least we're all together

Chris: yeah

Nick: ahhhh

Caleb: Captain we should set up camp

Nick: your right Drew and Chris set up camp the rest of you come with me we're go to scout

James: captain here's the food crates

Nick: great Drew and Chris get these the rest of you come on

deep in the woods...

Nick: keep your eyes peeled these place is creepy

Conor: look up there!!!

Nick: Natives!!! run 

Conor: hand me the blunder buss....I'll hold them off

James: I'll stay with you

Conor: AAAHHH!!!! they shot an arrow in my leg

James: I got you come on

Back at camp...

Nick: wow to two actually set up a good camp

Chris: well you know what they say...

Nick: and...

Chris: what

Nick: never mind

James: sir Conor got shot we need to get the arrow out

Caleb: I'll take care of him 

Conor: your a doctor?

Caleb: nope

Conor: wait what?

Nick: um Drew what's in the fire

Drew: our food

Nick: but the crates are right there

Drew: yeah I took out all of the food put in the fire and left the crates

Nick: why?

Drew: so we can have box forts!!!

Nick argh that was a months supply of fish

Cam: I thought something was fishy about those flames

Nick: shut up Cam

James: Captain I've been reviewing our map and according to this the treasure is here

Nick: lets look now for the treasure 

James: but it's dark now and we're all tired

Nick: I don't care look for it

Five hours later...

James: we're finally here

Rees: so tired

Chris: we don't have any blankets 

Caleb: they're in the captain's tent 

Drew: lets go get them

Chris: here they are

Nick: so stealing from the Captain's tent

Caleb: no captain we just...AHHHH YOU SHOT ME!!

Drew: you killed Caleb!!

Nick: so you think Captain Nick is going crazy hmmm do ya

James: not at all Captain

Drew: I think that

Nick: I'm going to kill you for that

Drew: just answering your Question

Nick: that's it....AAAHHH!!! I got shot

Conor: it's just been revoked

Chris: that's a great line we should make a movie for that

Drew: yeah what should we call  it

Conor: were being attacked help us aaahhhh...

Drew: that's a terrible name

Chris: ummm got it ....lethal weapon

Drew: great

James: everyone's dead

Chris: sorry we got the name already

Drew: wait everyone's dead

James: yeah

Drew: well lets go

James: Can't believe I didn't die

Chris: yeah

Gunshot...

Drew: well he's dead lets go

Chris: weren't we looking for treasure 

Drew: I don't know why it's 2012 this was a game we made up gone bad

Chris: That's right













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