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  • Madi Christ

Bird Logic-This is how we look at things, this isn't advice (even though it sounds just like it) this is just how we do things, or how I do it

1. Jokes

-If you're using a internet joke, then it should be used where it works and not just randomly, if you use it randomly then it gets old, and isn't that funny

-If you know someones joke don't finish it for them, it bums them out, and ruins the joke

-If you're arguing with someone of course don't jokes a lot, but joke just a little bit to lighten the mood

-Try to keep Racist jokes and sexist jokes to a minimum, unless it's people you know, but in that case don't use really offensive ones

-Annoying jokes aren't funny

-Knock Knock jokes rarely work

-Don't bring logic into jokes, it ruins every joke

-Try not to use gross jokes in public places, same with masturbating

-On the spot jokes are sometimes the funniest

-Finally if you're using someone else's joke (like they made the joke, or they're the only person you've ever heard it from), after you tell it give them some credit  

Example: what did the Thermometer say to the Graduated Cylinder?, "you may be graduated but I have many Degrees" 
      -Reagan Cox

2. Our Humor

- I (Drew) use humor I like to call "oh come on" our "Idiotic" Humor, this is where the person does something super complicated for a simple thing, and they didn't have to be complicated, also this is where some one makes thing complicated, most of our sketches uses this humor

-Another humor we use is being completely random, it's hard to use, if you're to random it's not random anymore you need to use a small amount of random

-Also we use sarcastic jokes, you should know what this is

3.Music

-don't sing "call me maybe"

-knowing the main verse in a song, doesn't mean you know the song

-if you're singing with other people don't just stop and let them hang there

1.always finish something when it doesnt seem to be finished


 
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