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Chris: Good Evening America and welcome to the Morning News
Meagan: I’m Meagan Price
Chris: and I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: No you’re Chris Bovee
Chris: this just in my CO! anchor who has to always correct me
Meagan: well if you could actually do the news
Chris: that’s why I’m the Lead Anchor huh
Meagan: what ever our top story is that Felix the cat has given birth to 52 puppies
Chris: really 52
Meagan: well ten have already died
Chris: oh...well we now go to our very own Andrew Gold who is testing the effects of Kool Aid- Andrew
Andrew: Meagan Price here well Chris
Meagan: no you’re Andrew Gold I’m Meagan Price
Andrew: right, well anyways many people say if you have too much sugar it will give you a large sugar high, but I tell you I don’t feel anything yet
Chris: how many have you drank (tie undone)
Andrew: I’m making my First one
Chris: oh alright then we’ll come back to you
Meagan: next on the news a large Car Crash has happened on 52nd street, the traffic is jammed there as you see Cars are still Driving on the road
Chris; this just in another car crash has happened on 52nd street we now go to Rees Lee who has just got on the scene
Rees: hi I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: NO! you’re Rees Lee I’m Meagan Price
Rees: oh right, well anyways I’m here with Shaun who was in the car crash, Now Shaun you look a little Banged up
Shaun: well my legs are cut off so yeah I’m a little “banged up”
Rees: so Shaun how does it feel
Shaun: well as I said my leg are cut off, it hurts a lot
Rees: indeed indeed, that’s the story Chris, these people need help but medical assistance has yet to arrive (one rolled up sleeve)
Chris: now Rees I see that your van is blocking all Medical personnel from coming in
Rees: oh it is funny that, and I left the keys inside
Chris: well we’ll come back to you Meagan
Meagan:Really? what ever, now for your weekly weather update, from Nick Mauer-
Nick
Nick: Meagan Price here, well
Meagan: NO! you’re not Meagan Price you’re Nick Mauer!
Nick: oh right, well lets see the weather forecast, On monday we’ll have a cloudless day with temperatures up to 100 degrees, and on Tuesday we have high chance of blizzard and temperatures down to -57 degrees, and on Wednesday we have a....a....my god, we have a double rainbow
Chris: Nick what does this mean (wearing Tie on head)
nick: I don’t know, It must mean hope
Chris: well we’ll come back to you
Meagan: but he didn’t finish the forecast
Chris: no one cares about the weather, anyways next on the news the phrase “when pigs fly” is now illegal, punishment for saying this is being stoned, and I like men
Meagan: what?
Chris: seriously? who put that on the teleprompter, you know I’ll read anything on that (sunglasses on)
Meagan: now we go to Nick Mauer for sports
Chris: oh right he does weather and sports
Nick: hu hu hu I’m here cough cough, Meagan Price here
Meagan: we just went over this!
Nick: (own thing)
Chris: well that’s great Nick, now lets check on how Andrew is doing-Andrew (leather coat on)
Andrew: Meagan.....uh... here
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Chris: so uh Andrew how do you feel
Andrew: uuuhhhhh fine.....yeah fine, just CALM DOWN!
Chris: you look a little shaky
Andrew: I....I’m FINE! as good as a bucket of bricks
Chris: that’s a lot of Kool Aid there
Andrew: this isn’t a courtroom don’t judge me!
Chris: we’ll um we’ll come back to you
Andrew: I’ll be on time
Meagan: next on the news a local Giraffe is holding people hostage in a Dry Cleaner, which tests nuclear weapons, uh Brian the teleprompter is upside down
Brian: no it’s not
Meagan: yes it is
Brian: you’re just lying
Meagan: why would I be lying about that
Chris: Brian it’s upside down (playing with a lego ship)
Brian: na uh
Chris: yeah huh
Brian: na uh
Chris: yeah huh
Brian: oh it is upside down, funny just looking at it at a different angle
Chris: how didn’t you notice?
Meagan: lets just move on
Chris: uh fine, next on the news some people haven’t seen Star Wars, wait what? how can people not see Star Wars
Meagan: I don’t know Chris
Chris: parents just don’t care anymore (both sleeves rolled up)
Meagan: lets just check up on Rees
Chris: alright Rees what’s the news on the Crash
Rees: well um a lot of people died before Medical Assistance Arrived and many more are dying
Chris: oh really
Rees: yes but the Road still remains open for traffic so it’s fine to drive on
Chris: oh! I see another crash happened since we left
Rees: actually ten more have happened
Chris: wow what a mess
Rees: it is Chris it is
Chris: um Rees I see you’re missing your legs
Rees: I am I am, a car hit me
Chris: wow how interesting (under voice) cut image cut image
Rees: yeah interesting story actual...
Chris: well looks like we lost signal (drinking soda)
Meagan: next on the news, Ryan Reynolds is freaking hot
Chris: that’s not news, I’m still mad about this Star Wars thing I mean how, how can some people not have seen Star Wars
Meagan: look lets just finish the Forecast we didn’t finish that
Chris: fine, alright lets go to Nick
Nick: Greedo, please tell me what this means, how can we stop the Mong from invading
Chris: uh Nick? what does the weather look like (has a wind up toy in front of him)
Nick: what? oh...um I don’t know I’ve never seen the weather
Chris: no I mean what does the Forecast look like
Nick: again I don’t know, a forecast is invisible
Chris: no what weather will we have
Nick: weather that will cause different temperatures and rain and other stuff
Chris: that’s not what I mean
Nick: that’s what you asked
Chris: just nevermind it looks like rain for the rest of the week bye Nick
Nick: how can you already see the rain
Chris: next on the news, this team are a bunch of idiots and I kiss men on Tuesdays, wait what? Brian what the heck, you know I read everything on the Teleprompter what the heck not cool
Brian: that’s for lying
Chris: just get out of here
Brian: Hey I’m Meagan Price you can’t do this
Meagan: really? you too
Chris: you’re fired Brian
Brian: na uh
Chris: just go! man idiots, look lets just go to Andrew to see how he’s doing (eating a sandwich)
Andrew: I need more...MORE!
Chris: how are you doing Andrew
Andrew: I’m so freaking ready! (jumps out window)
Meagan: oh man what story is he on
Chris: the 25th
Meagan: oh he is dead
Chris: yeah he’s dead
Meagan: we better change the subject
Chris: lets see how Rees is doing-Rees (hot dog in front of him-no plate)
Rees: I’m losing blood really fast I think I’m almost dead
Chris: good luck there Rees
Rees: send help!
Chris: sorry we’re going into a tunnel losing connection
Rees: what? that doesn’t make sense
Chris: cut connection, quick Meagan tell a story
Meagan: there’s no more good ones
Chris: how about that explosion at the bank (wearing a hat)
Meagan: that’s not news, it’s too boring
Chris: you’re right quick go to Nick
Nick: now I send my soul to Greedo uuhhhh
Chris: and he’s dead oh god
Meagan: lets just end the news
Chris: good night America
Meagan: I’m Meagan Price
Chris: and I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: I’m Meagan Price
Chris: and I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: No you’re Chris Bovee
Chris: this just in my CO! anchor who has to always correct me
Meagan: well if you could actually do the news
Chris: that’s why I’m the Lead Anchor huh
Meagan: what ever our top story is that Felix the cat has given birth to 52 puppies
Chris: really 52
Meagan: well ten have already died
Chris: oh...well we now go to our very own Andrew Gold who is testing the effects of Kool Aid- Andrew
Andrew: Meagan Price here well Chris
Meagan: no you’re Andrew Gold I’m Meagan Price
Andrew: right, well anyways many people say if you have too much sugar it will give you a large sugar high, but I tell you I don’t feel anything yet
Chris: how many have you drank (tie undone)
Andrew: I’m making my First one
Chris: oh alright then we’ll come back to you
Meagan: next on the news a large Car Crash has happened on 52nd street, the traffic is jammed there as you see Cars are still Driving on the road
Chris; this just in another car crash has happened on 52nd street we now go to Rees Lee who has just got on the scene
Rees: hi I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: NO! you’re Rees Lee I’m Meagan Price
Rees: oh right, well anyways I’m here with Shaun who was in the car crash, Now Shaun you look a little Banged up
Shaun: well my legs are cut off so yeah I’m a little “banged up”
Rees: so Shaun how does it feel
Shaun: well as I said my leg are cut off, it hurts a lot
Rees: indeed indeed, that’s the story Chris, these people need help but medical assistance has yet to arrive (one rolled up sleeve)
Chris: now Rees I see that your van is blocking all Medical personnel from coming in
Rees: oh it is funny that, and I left the keys inside
Chris: well we’ll come back to you Meagan
Meagan:Really? what ever, now for your weekly weather update, from Nick Mauer-
Nick
Nick: Meagan Price here, well
Meagan: NO! you’re not Meagan Price you’re Nick Mauer!
Nick: oh right, well lets see the weather forecast, On monday we’ll have a cloudless day with temperatures up to 100 degrees, and on Tuesday we have high chance of blizzard and temperatures down to -57 degrees, and on Wednesday we have a....a....my god, we have a double rainbow
Chris: Nick what does this mean (wearing Tie on head)
nick: I don’t know, It must mean hope
Chris: well we’ll come back to you
Meagan: but he didn’t finish the forecast
Chris: no one cares about the weather, anyways next on the news the phrase “when pigs fly” is now illegal, punishment for saying this is being stoned, and I like men
Meagan: what?
Chris: seriously? who put that on the teleprompter, you know I’ll read anything on that (sunglasses on)
Meagan: now we go to Nick Mauer for sports
Chris: oh right he does weather and sports
Nick: hu hu hu I’m here cough cough, Meagan Price here
Meagan: we just went over this!
Nick: (own thing)
Chris: well that’s great Nick, now lets check on how Andrew is doing-Andrew (leather coat on)
Andrew: Meagan.....uh... here
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Chris: so uh Andrew how do you feel
Andrew: uuuhhhhh fine.....yeah fine, just CALM DOWN!
Chris: you look a little shaky
Andrew: I....I’m FINE! as good as a bucket of bricks
Chris: that’s a lot of Kool Aid there
Andrew: this isn’t a courtroom don’t judge me!
Chris: we’ll um we’ll come back to you
Andrew: I’ll be on time
Meagan: next on the news a local Giraffe is holding people hostage in a Dry Cleaner, which tests nuclear weapons, uh Brian the teleprompter is upside down
Brian: no it’s not
Meagan: yes it is
Brian: you’re just lying
Meagan: why would I be lying about that
Chris: Brian it’s upside down (playing with a lego ship)
Brian: na uh
Chris: yeah huh
Brian: na uh
Chris: yeah huh
Brian: oh it is upside down, funny just looking at it at a different angle
Chris: how didn’t you notice?
Meagan: lets just move on
Chris: uh fine, next on the news some people haven’t seen Star Wars, wait what? how can people not see Star Wars
Meagan: I don’t know Chris
Chris: parents just don’t care anymore (both sleeves rolled up)
Meagan: lets just check up on Rees
Chris: alright Rees what’s the news on the Crash
Rees: well um a lot of people died before Medical Assistance Arrived and many more are dying
Chris: oh really
Rees: yes but the Road still remains open for traffic so it’s fine to drive on
Chris: oh! I see another crash happened since we left
Rees: actually ten more have happened
Chris: wow what a mess
Rees: it is Chris it is
Chris: um Rees I see you’re missing your legs
Rees: I am I am, a car hit me
Chris: wow how interesting (under voice) cut image cut image
Rees: yeah interesting story actual...
Chris: well looks like we lost signal (drinking soda)
Meagan: next on the news, Ryan Reynolds is freaking hot
Chris: that’s not news, I’m still mad about this Star Wars thing I mean how, how can some people not have seen Star Wars
Meagan: look lets just finish the Forecast we didn’t finish that
Chris: fine, alright lets go to Nick
Nick: Greedo, please tell me what this means, how can we stop the Mong from invading
Chris: uh Nick? what does the weather look like (has a wind up toy in front of him)
Nick: what? oh...um I don’t know I’ve never seen the weather
Chris: no I mean what does the Forecast look like
Nick: again I don’t know, a forecast is invisible
Chris: no what weather will we have
Nick: weather that will cause different temperatures and rain and other stuff
Chris: that’s not what I mean
Nick: that’s what you asked
Chris: just nevermind it looks like rain for the rest of the week bye Nick
Nick: how can you already see the rain
Chris: next on the news, this team are a bunch of idiots and I kiss men on Tuesdays, wait what? Brian what the heck, you know I read everything on the Teleprompter what the heck not cool
Brian: that’s for lying
Chris: just get out of here
Brian: Hey I’m Meagan Price you can’t do this
Meagan: really? you too
Chris: you’re fired Brian
Brian: na uh
Chris: just go! man idiots, look lets just go to Andrew to see how he’s doing (eating a sandwich)
Andrew: I need more...MORE!
Chris: how are you doing Andrew
Andrew: I’m so freaking ready! (jumps out window)
Meagan: oh man what story is he on
Chris: the 25th
Meagan: oh he is dead
Chris: yeah he’s dead
Meagan: we better change the subject
Chris: lets see how Rees is doing-Rees (hot dog in front of him-no plate)
Rees: I’m losing blood really fast I think I’m almost dead
Chris: good luck there Rees
Rees: send help!
Chris: sorry we’re going into a tunnel losing connection
Rees: what? that doesn’t make sense
Chris: cut connection, quick Meagan tell a story
Meagan: there’s no more good ones
Chris: how about that explosion at the bank (wearing a hat)
Meagan: that’s not news, it’s too boring
Chris: you’re right quick go to Nick
Nick: now I send my soul to Greedo uuhhhh
Chris: and he’s dead oh god
Meagan: lets just end the news
Chris: good night America
Meagan: I’m Meagan Price
Chris: and I’m Meagan Price