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News

Chris: Good Evening America and welcome to the Morning News

Meagan: I’m Meagan Price

Chris: and I’m Meagan Price

Meagan: No you’re Chris Bovee

Chris: this just in my CO! anchor who has to always correct me

Meagan: well if you could actually do the news

Chris: that’s why I’m the Lead Anchor huh

Meagan: what ever our top story is that Felix the cat has given birth to 52 puppies

Chris: really 52

Meagan: well ten have already died

Chris: oh...well we now go to our very own Andrew Gold who is testing the effects of Kool Aid- Andrew

Andrew: Meagan Price here well Chris

Meagan: no you’re Andrew Gold I’m Meagan Price

Andrew: right, well anyways many people say if you have too much sugar it will give you a large sugar high, but I tell you I don’t feel anything yet

Chris: how many have you drank (tie undone)

Andrew: I’m making my First one

Chris: oh alright then we’ll come back to you

Meagan: next on the news a large Car Crash has happened on 52nd street, the traffic is jammed there as you see Cars are still Driving on the road

Chris; this just in another car crash has happened on 52nd street we now go to Rees Lee who has just got on the scene

Rees: hi I’m Meagan Price
Meagan: NO! you’re Rees Lee I’m Meagan Price

Rees: oh right, well anyways I’m here with Shaun who was in the car crash, Now Shaun you look a little Banged up

Shaun: well my legs are cut off so yeah I’m a little “banged up”

Rees: so Shaun how does it feel

Shaun: well as I said my leg are cut off, it hurts a lot

Rees: indeed indeed, that’s the story Chris, these people need help but medical assistance has yet to arrive (one rolled up sleeve)

Chris: now Rees I see that your van is blocking all Medical personnel from coming in

Rees: oh it is funny that, and I left the keys inside

Chris: well we’ll come back to you Meagan

Meagan:Really? what ever, now for your weekly weather update, from Nick Mauer-
Nick

Nick: Meagan Price here, well

Meagan: NO! you’re not Meagan Price you’re Nick Mauer!

Nick: oh right, well lets see the weather forecast, On monday we’ll have a cloudless day with temperatures up to 100 degrees, and on Tuesday we have high chance of blizzard and temperatures down to -57 degrees, and on Wednesday  we have a....a....my god, we have a double rainbow

Chris: Nick what does this mean (wearing Tie on head)

nick: I don’t know, It must mean hope

Chris: well we’ll come back to you

Meagan: but he didn’t finish the forecast

Chris: no one cares about the weather, anyways next on the news the phrase “when pigs fly” is now illegal, punishment for saying this is being stoned, and I like men

Meagan: what?

Chris: seriously? who put that on the teleprompter, you know I’ll read anything on that (sunglasses on)

Meagan: now we go to Nick Mauer for sports

Chris: oh right he does weather and sports

Nick: hu hu hu I’m here cough cough, Meagan Price here

Meagan: we just went over this!

Nick: (own thing)

Chris: well that’s great Nick, now lets check on how Andrew is doing-Andrew (leather coat on)

Andrew: Meagan.....uh... here

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Chris: so uh Andrew how do you feel

Andrew: uuuhhhhh fine.....yeah fine, just CALM DOWN!

Chris: you look a little shaky

Andrew: I....I’m FINE! as good as a bucket of bricks

Chris: that’s a lot of Kool Aid there

Andrew: this isn’t a courtroom don’t judge me!

Chris: we’ll um we’ll come back to you

Andrew: I’ll be on time

Meagan: next on the news a local Giraffe is holding people hostage in a Dry Cleaner, which tests nuclear weapons, uh Brian the teleprompter is upside down

Brian: no it’s not

Meagan: yes it is

Brian: you’re just lying

Meagan: why would I be lying about that

Chris: Brian it’s upside down (playing with a lego ship)

Brian: na uh

Chris: yeah huh

Brian: na uh

Chris: yeah huh

Brian: oh it is upside down, funny just looking at it at a different angle

Chris: how didn’t you notice?

Meagan: lets just move on

Chris: uh fine, next on the news some people haven’t seen Star Wars, wait what? how can people not see Star Wars

Meagan: I don’t know Chris

Chris: parents just don’t care anymore (both sleeves rolled up)

Meagan: lets just check up on Rees

Chris: alright Rees what’s the news on the Crash

Rees: well um a lot of people died before Medical Assistance Arrived and many more are dying

Chris: oh really

Rees: yes but the Road still remains open for traffic so it’s fine to drive on

Chris: oh! I see another crash happened since we left

Rees: actually ten more have happened

Chris: wow what a mess

Rees: it is Chris it is

Chris: um Rees I see you’re missing your legs

Rees: I am I am, a car hit me

Chris: wow how interesting (under voice) cut image cut image

Rees: yeah interesting story actual...

Chris: well looks like we lost signal (drinking soda)

Meagan: next on the news, Ryan Reynolds is freaking hot

Chris: that’s not news, I’m still mad about this Star Wars thing I mean how, how can some people not have seen Star Wars

Meagan: look lets just finish the Forecast we didn’t finish that

Chris: fine, alright lets go to Nick

Nick: Greedo, please tell me what this means, how can we stop the Mong from invading

Chris: uh Nick? what does the weather look like  (has a wind up toy in front of him)

Nick: what? oh...um I don’t know I’ve never seen the weather

Chris: no I mean what does the Forecast look like

Nick: again I don’t know, a forecast is invisible

Chris: no what weather will we have

Nick: weather that will cause different temperatures and rain and other stuff

Chris: that’s not what I mean

Nick: that’s what you asked

Chris: just nevermind it looks like rain for the rest of the week bye Nick

Nick: how can you already see the rain

Chris: next on the news, this team are a bunch of idiots and I kiss men on Tuesdays, wait what? Brian what the heck, you know I read everything on the Teleprompter what the heck not cool

Brian: that’s for lying

Chris: just get out of here

Brian: Hey I’m Meagan Price you can’t do this

Meagan: really? you too

Chris: you’re fired Brian
Brian: na uh

Chris: just go! man idiots, look lets just go to Andrew to see how he’s doing (eating a sandwich)

Andrew: I need more...MORE!

Chris: how are you doing Andrew

Andrew: I’m so freaking ready! (jumps out window)

Meagan: oh man what story is he on

Chris: the 25th

Meagan: oh he is dead

Chris: yeah he’s dead

Meagan: we better change the subject

Chris: lets see how Rees is doing-Rees (hot dog in front of him-no plate)

Rees: I’m losing blood really fast I think I’m almost dead

Chris: good luck there Rees

Rees: send help!

Chris: sorry we’re going into a tunnel losing connection

Rees: what? that doesn’t make sense

Chris: cut connection, quick Meagan tell a story

Meagan: there’s no more good ones

Chris: how about that explosion at the bank (wearing a hat)

Meagan: that’s not news, it’s too boring

Chris: you’re right quick go to Nick

Nick: now I send my soul to Greedo uuhhhh

Chris: and he’s dead oh god

Meagan: lets just end the news

Chris: good night America

Meagan: I’m Meagan  Price

Chris: and I’m Meagan Price










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