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Super Heroes 

Citizen: oh no a giant cat robot

Drew: No need to fear Citizen the Bird Squad is here...

BAM!

Drew: Robot you better THINK about what you're doing 

PUN! 

Announcer: Super Drew with the power to move objects with his mind...and adsorb energy and shoot it

Chris: I hope we didn't SHOCK you

POW!

Announcer: Chris! with the power to conduct electricity, and control electronics

Cam: you better FREEZE 

BLAM!

Announcer: yeah get me some water please my throat hurts.....oh and Cam with the power to control ice and shoot wheat out of his hands

Rees: I don't mean to BARK at you

LAME!

Announcer: Rees! with the power to transform into any animal and has shoot lasers out of his hands 

Dallas: I hope you don't mind me bringing GUESTS 

BURDEN!

Announcer: Dallas with the power to multiple himself and has super speed

Conor: time to SIZE up this battle

Announcer: and Conor! with the power to change size and control fire

Meagan: I IMAGINE you're quiet afraid 

WEIRD!

Announcer: cough cough ah...and finally Meagan with the power to create any thing with her mind, and play demented mind games

Drew: we've destroyed the Robot... Bird squad to the Bird Cave we must think of new puns 

YAY!

Chris: come on to the Bird Submersible 

Meagan: but we can fly 

Chris: I can also put a bullet in your head but you don't see me doing it

Meagan: you're a butt face you know that

Chris: I know 

Meanwhile at the Legion of Turtle...

Oriana: hm the Bird squad has destroyed my robot this makes me THINK

Announcer: Oriana! with the super smarts and the power of inadvisability, and the leader of The legion of Turtle

Jacob: I think I have lost the GAME

Announcer: Jacob! with the power to destroy your current thought, and make everyone sing out of no where 

Nick: This must mean I have to DRIVE away 

Announcer: Nick! with the power to drive cars, and teleportation 

Caleb: I can't hang out with people on SUNDAYS!

Announcer: Caleb! with super strength, and mold his arms into any shape

James: do we have a RAMP!

Announcer: James! with the power to be handicapped,and control the whether 

Zack: I feel LAZY

Announcer: Zack with the power to make you fall asleep and turn his skin into any material 

Oriana: Quick we must attack the city

Jacob: but the t.v just started working 

Oriana: no were attacking

Jacob: oh really?

Oriana: what was I thinking about 

Jacob: you wanted to to attack the city tin a few hours

Oriana: um OK

Meanwhile...

Drew: alright real quick I'm going to the store Meagan do you need anything 

Meagan: no

Drew; you sure 

Meagan: yes 

Few hours later..

Drew: alright I'm back

Meagan: where's my mangoes 

Drew: what?

Meagan: I wanted Mangoes 

Drew: you said you didn't need any thing 

Meagan: all I wanted was MANGOES! and you didn't get them!

Drew: I'm sorry 

Meagan: the one thing I needed

Drew: I can go back

Meagan: no no it's too late

Drew: no really no problem 

Meagan: no don't go it's fine 

Drew: well alright 

Meagan: hey can you go get me mangoes 

Drew: WHAT!!! 

Conor: hey the Legion of Turtle are attacking the city

Drew: to the Bird Mobile 

Dallas: were in are you going to drive 

Drew: I don't have the power to drive 

Meagan: lets just fly there 

Chris: lets just put a bullet in your head

Meagan: (creates a giant hammer)

Chris: what are you doing 

Meagan: making you fly

Chris: what? aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Meagan: anyone else not want to fly

Drew: nope were good lets fly 

Cam: were here 

Nick: Hi !!!

Cam: hey look a car coming at me aaaahhhh!!!!

Conor: whoa Cam!

Caleb: not so fast ( punches Conor)

Conor: aaaahhhhh!!!!!

Meagan: do you feel the wind!

James: hahahah

Meagan: aaaaahhhhhh

Dallas: what's happening I feel tired

Zack: go to sleep 

Dallas: uuuhhhhh

Chris: just me and you Dre....what? were am I 

Drew: were fighting The legion of turtle

Chris: oh Rig....what?

Jacob: haha

Drew: oh great...ah!...what the he....ahhhh...whose hitting me

Oriana: who else can turn invisible other than me

Drew: Oh rig....ah stop with that

Cam/ Nick's battle so far....

Nick: hahahah

Cam: I'll just freeze the car....ha! there 

Nick: Neagh!

Cam: what the....uhh I'll grow wheat in the car...WHEAT!

Nick: Neagh!

Cam: what!!!!....ahhh...Freeze!

Nick: now I'm in this car! Neagh! 

Cam: darn you...WHEAT!!!

Nick: Neagh!

Cam: you're so frustrating!!!!

Nick: Neagh! aaaahhhh

Cam: oh yeah watch out for the building you just crashed into

Conor/ Caleb's battle

Caleb: haha (punches Conor)

Conor: time to get burned!

Caleb: ahhhhh

Conor; now time to go small

Caleb: where are you where 

Conor: care for some foot burn 

Caleb: AH!!!

Conor: hahahah oh oh he now has a hammer hand aaaahhhhh!

Caleb: hahahah I bet your feeling really small now

Conor: well how about I grow bigger just by 50ft 

Caleb: what if I just punch you you in the face

Meagan/James's battle 

James: sorry if it's a bit cold 

Meagan: it's fine I just watch out for those stairs 

James: what stairs ?

Meagan: these ones (creates stairs)

James: aaahhhh that's so mean 

Meagan: here's some crutches 

James: wow they actually work well 

Meagan: (kicks crutches out of hand)

James: aaahahhh your so mean take Hail!

Meagan: aaahhh

Dallas/Zack's battle

Dallas: ah finally woke 

Zack: time to go to sleep

Dallas: you can't make us all go to sleep (multiplies)

Zack: well I actually can't

Dallas: quick run around him and punch him every you know few circles

Zack: oh oh oh that's hurts time to turn into steal 

Dallas: ah my hand 

ZacK: ah ha sleep!!!

Dallas: not this again 

Chris/Jacob's battle 

Chris: where am I oh right fighting

Jacob: hm really

Chris: what where am I...darn it 

Jacob: hahaha....where did he go

Chris: I got an Idea I'll get a Glee shirt on then I'll want to attack him always

Jacob: what the what did you put on me what ever

Chris: where am I....wait A Glee fan....time to get shocked Glee fan

Jacob: aaaahhhhh!!!! have to destroy thought

Chris: where am I....wait A Glee fan....time to get shocked Glee fan 

Jacob: aaaaahhhhhh darn it have to destroy thought

Chris: where am I....wait A Glee fan....time to get shocked Glee fan 

Jacob: aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

Drew/Oriana's battle 

Drew: ah.....darn you....AH!....hey Oriana

Oriana: what? opps darn it

Drew: there you are 

Oriana: ahhhh I hate being picked up

Drew: sorry to say I've absorbing energy and am about to send it at you

Oriana: well how about that Glee poster over there

Drew: KILL IT!!!!

Oriana: haha 

Drew: opps well I can still blast you too...just I used most of it on the Glee poster

Oriana: aaaahhhhh

Drew: now I'm kinda tired....ah! come on again with the kicking and punching 

Oriana: yup It's quite fun 

Drew: everyone assemble over here

Chris: were here

Jacob: were here too 

Drew: alright lets fight them all!!!!

Zack: time to sleep Conor

Conor: time to get burned

Zack: (turns to steal) sleep 

Conor: aaaahhhhh

Chris: good I can control metal hahahah

Zack: whoa what's going AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Nick: Neagh!

Chris: aaaahhhhh

Nick: Neagh!

CHRIS: OH NO

Cam: don't worry I'll make a wall of.....WHEAT!

Chris: why not Ice 

Cam: because it's not WHEAT!

Nick: darn it that wall of wheat is in my way

Caleb: take this (punches Cam) 

Cam: aaaahhhhhh 

Meagan: (creates Piano above Caleb)

Caleb: aaahhhhhh dang Cartoons

Meagan: where am I 

Jacob: hahahah

Meagan: oh right I'm figh.....where am I 

Jacob: hahahah

Drew: Time to get blasted Jacob

Jacob: that's so what she said AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Oriana: were getting beat

Jacob: THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW !!!!

Drew: PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS

Caleb: what?

Jacob: MYSTICAL QUEST

Drew: THE ISLE TORTUGA

Drew/Jacob: RAVING LIKE SWAY ON THE OCEAN BREEZE

Chris: yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club, buying up the bars so the groupies so us love

Jacob: Kira Knightly...

Oriana: quick lets escape now

Drew: Jack sparrow 

Caleb: listen I'm not your mister nice guy I'm more like ****************** censored********

Jacob: now back to the good part 

Oriana; Jacob come one

Jacob: but I'm having fun

Oriana: come on 

Jacob: OK 

Drew: Darn they got away come Bird Squad back to the Bird Cave

To be continued..... 

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