Job
CHRIS: James could you come in my office please
JAMES: yes sir (standing by the door) what do you need
CHRIS: well you see.......PINWHEEL!
JAMES: yes that's very....
CHRIS: you're fired
JAMES: wait....WHAT?
CHRIS: you're fired
JAMES: what was the pinwheel for?
Chris: that was just a distraction,it also softens the blow
JAMES: but why?
CHRIS: get out your fired
JAMES: but I have a wife and three kids
CHRIS: well, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB!
James: oh well um....
CHRIS: GET OUT!
JAMES:(running out) OK
Chris: ah now that he's gone, Nick could you come in here
Nick: yes sir
CHRIS:(holding a tissue to his nose) ah ah ah ah you're fired
NICK: did you sneeze or tell me I'm fired
CHRIS: I sneezed
NICK: oh OK then why do you need me
CHRIS: well you see Nick (while coughing) you're fired
NICK: you did it again did you cough or tell me I'm fired
CHRIS: I coughed well you see Nick (while yawning) you're fired
NICK: sir are you firing me
CHRIS: nope I'm just (drinking water) you're fired
NICK: see you just drank water and in the middle said that I'm fired
CHRIS: no no no I'm not firing you
NICK: then why'd you call me in
CHRIS: oh because someone is on fire in the parking garage they need you right now
Nick: WHAT! OH GOD!! (RUNNING OUT THE DOOR)
CHRIS: theme song! (pointing to camera)
BU BUUUUUUU BU BU BU BUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUU BU BU BU BUB BUUUUUU DO DO DO BU BU BU BA BUUUUUUUU
DREW: sir I was looking at our stocks.
CHRIS: and?
DREW: we have no stocks
CHRIS: oh
DREW: I don't think we do that sort of stuff
CHRIS: what is it that we do?
DREW: I have no idea sir
INTERVIEW
DREW:(looks to camera) yeah I've worked here seven years I have no idea what it is we do, I mean the business is called "Job"and I do a different thing everyday
END OF INTERVIEW
CHRIS: alright well come back to me with different stocks then
DREW: we have no stocks
CHRIS: well make some up
MEAGAN: oh sir I got a shipment request they want more lettuce
CHRIS: are we a Farming company
MEAGAN: I don't know
INTERVIEW
MEAGAN:(looks to camera) yeah I get shipment requests from all over
END OF INTERVIEW
CHRIS: anything else
MEAGAN: we also got a request for twenty elephants and one banana
CHRIS: just one?
MEAGAN: yeah just one banana
CHRIS: well give them what they want
DREW: oh hey Nick the bakery called
NICK: what they'd want
DREW: they wanted there ROLLS back
NICK: oh, nice a fat joke
DREW: no, even though your fat they actually lost some rolls they think you have them
NICK let me check, ah yeah here they are
INTERVIEW
NICK:(looks to camera) Drew is a good worker at whatever we do, but everyday it's a new fat joke, everyday, I don't know where he gets them
END OF INTERVIEW
DREW: hey Meagan the goth club are coming for a tour
MEAGAN: not them again
DREW: I know, can you give them a tour
MEAGAN: no I gave them one last time
DREW: I don't want to do it
MEAGAN: I'm not doing it
DREW: uh fine, but you have to make some stocks
MEAGAN: that's not my job
DREW: Meagan: you don't know what your job is, you could be in the Air Force for all we know
MEAGAN: yeah fine
REES: hi I'm with the goth club
DREW: AH DEATH!
REES: oh well we're not the goth club anymore it's just this stuff takes a while to come off anyways now we're the better schools for kids club
DREW: oh that's way better, so what'd you need
REES: well um what is this place, because I don't know if we need your help or not
DREW: I'm pretty sure we're everything
INTERVIEW
DREW:(looks to camera) yeah I'm just going with "everything" now, what a nice change, the better school for kids, wait what if they're pedophiles, ah whatever it sounds helpful
INTERVIEW
REES: yeah we're actually homeless we just make up these clubs to get in here and sleep for a while, we've made 23 different clubs
END OF INTERVIEW
MEAGAN: Drew here's those stocks
DREW: these look a little big
MEAGAN: yeah I sneezed and the sharpie made a huge mark
DREW: alright
CHRIS: Drew do you have those stocks
DREW: yes sir they're off the charts
CHRIS:then we need bigger charts
DREW: I'll get right on that, so I'm going home
CHRIS: stay here a moment
DREW: nah I'm good
CHRIS: then I'll fire you
DREW: from what?
CHRIS: good point, well wait, do you think we have magical doors somewhere, where we go into the monster world and scare them and use there screams for power
DREW: yup and then a monster child comes in and we have a huge adventure
CHRIS: so we can be Humans Inc.
DREW: yup sounds good
CHRIS: yes yes it does
DREW: oh wait they already did that
CHRIS: what? really?
DREW: yeah it's called Monster's Inc.
CHRIS: oh
DREW: yeah here's the movie
CHRIS: well see you tomorrow
DREW: goodbye sir
INTERVIEW
CHRIS: man I really liked that door Idea
INTERVIEW...
NICK:(looks to camera) I get one hundred dollars an hour for doing nothing, once I just came here and put a bunch of staples in one piece of paper and got a raise
CHRIS: (comes into interview) attention everyone PINWHEEL!! you're all fired!!
NICK: crap
JAMES: yes sir (standing by the door) what do you need
CHRIS: well you see.......PINWHEEL!
JAMES: yes that's very....
CHRIS: you're fired
JAMES: wait....WHAT?
CHRIS: you're fired
JAMES: what was the pinwheel for?
Chris: that was just a distraction,it also softens the blow
JAMES: but why?
CHRIS: get out your fired
JAMES: but I have a wife and three kids
CHRIS: well, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB!
James: oh well um....
CHRIS: GET OUT!
JAMES:(running out) OK
Chris: ah now that he's gone, Nick could you come in here
Nick: yes sir
CHRIS:(holding a tissue to his nose) ah ah ah ah you're fired
NICK: did you sneeze or tell me I'm fired
CHRIS: I sneezed
NICK: oh OK then why do you need me
CHRIS: well you see Nick (while coughing) you're fired
NICK: you did it again did you cough or tell me I'm fired
CHRIS: I coughed well you see Nick (while yawning) you're fired
NICK: sir are you firing me
CHRIS: nope I'm just (drinking water) you're fired
NICK: see you just drank water and in the middle said that I'm fired
CHRIS: no no no I'm not firing you
NICK: then why'd you call me in
CHRIS: oh because someone is on fire in the parking garage they need you right now
Nick: WHAT! OH GOD!! (RUNNING OUT THE DOOR)
CHRIS: theme song! (pointing to camera)
BU BUUUUUUU BU BU BU BUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUU BU BU BU BUB BUUUUUU DO DO DO BU BU BU BA BUUUUUUUU
DREW: sir I was looking at our stocks.
CHRIS: and?
DREW: we have no stocks
CHRIS: oh
DREW: I don't think we do that sort of stuff
CHRIS: what is it that we do?
DREW: I have no idea sir
INTERVIEW
DREW:(looks to camera) yeah I've worked here seven years I have no idea what it is we do, I mean the business is called "Job"and I do a different thing everyday
END OF INTERVIEW
CHRIS: alright well come back to me with different stocks then
DREW: we have no stocks
CHRIS: well make some up
MEAGAN: oh sir I got a shipment request they want more lettuce
CHRIS: are we a Farming company
MEAGAN: I don't know
INTERVIEW
MEAGAN:(looks to camera) yeah I get shipment requests from all over
END OF INTERVIEW
CHRIS: anything else
MEAGAN: we also got a request for twenty elephants and one banana
CHRIS: just one?
MEAGAN: yeah just one banana
CHRIS: well give them what they want
DREW: oh hey Nick the bakery called
NICK: what they'd want
DREW: they wanted there ROLLS back
NICK: oh, nice a fat joke
DREW: no, even though your fat they actually lost some rolls they think you have them
NICK let me check, ah yeah here they are
INTERVIEW
NICK:(looks to camera) Drew is a good worker at whatever we do, but everyday it's a new fat joke, everyday, I don't know where he gets them
END OF INTERVIEW
DREW: hey Meagan the goth club are coming for a tour
MEAGAN: not them again
DREW: I know, can you give them a tour
MEAGAN: no I gave them one last time
DREW: I don't want to do it
MEAGAN: I'm not doing it
DREW: uh fine, but you have to make some stocks
MEAGAN: that's not my job
DREW: Meagan: you don't know what your job is, you could be in the Air Force for all we know
MEAGAN: yeah fine
REES: hi I'm with the goth club
DREW: AH DEATH!
REES: oh well we're not the goth club anymore it's just this stuff takes a while to come off anyways now we're the better schools for kids club
DREW: oh that's way better, so what'd you need
REES: well um what is this place, because I don't know if we need your help or not
DREW: I'm pretty sure we're everything
INTERVIEW
DREW:(looks to camera) yeah I'm just going with "everything" now, what a nice change, the better school for kids, wait what if they're pedophiles, ah whatever it sounds helpful
INTERVIEW
REES: yeah we're actually homeless we just make up these clubs to get in here and sleep for a while, we've made 23 different clubs
END OF INTERVIEW
MEAGAN: Drew here's those stocks
DREW: these look a little big
MEAGAN: yeah I sneezed and the sharpie made a huge mark
DREW: alright
CHRIS: Drew do you have those stocks
DREW: yes sir they're off the charts
CHRIS:then we need bigger charts
DREW: I'll get right on that, so I'm going home
CHRIS: stay here a moment
DREW: nah I'm good
CHRIS: then I'll fire you
DREW: from what?
CHRIS: good point, well wait, do you think we have magical doors somewhere, where we go into the monster world and scare them and use there screams for power
DREW: yup and then a monster child comes in and we have a huge adventure
CHRIS: so we can be Humans Inc.
DREW: yup sounds good
CHRIS: yes yes it does
DREW: oh wait they already did that
CHRIS: what? really?
DREW: yeah it's called Monster's Inc.
CHRIS: oh
DREW: yeah here's the movie
CHRIS: well see you tomorrow
DREW: goodbye sir
INTERVIEW
CHRIS: man I really liked that door Idea
INTERVIEW...
NICK:(looks to camera) I get one hundred dollars an hour for doing nothing, once I just came here and put a bunch of staples in one piece of paper and got a raise
CHRIS: (comes into interview) attention everyone PINWHEEL!! you're all fired!!
NICK: crap
