Throw pudding at your cat, then scream at it to get a job

Go to wall-mart and ask if you can hold a gun. if they say no, ask where the anti-depressents are.

Go to a petstore and ask where the pandas are

 Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now

Play baseball with a tennis racit and tamatos

Call someone and ask for their phone number, then show up at their house and ask for their address

Walk up to someone who is just sitting there and yell, "SHUT UP!"

Wear a frog outfit and walk around town saying "MOO"