Police Hold Up
Chris: Hands up put the weapon down
Drew: well I dont know if I want to you dont even have a partner its just you
Chris: I guess your right I am not that threatening oh wait heres back up your screwed
Drew: man I need a hostage hey you come over here
Hostage: why
Drew: um this is cash cab and im using a street shotout
Hostage: oh ok
Drew: ah ha got you ok cops dont come any closer or i will shoot him
Chris: wait why did we let him get a hostage we just sat here and watched whatever sir honestly we dont care for the hostage we got plenty in stock
Drew: Really wow thats kinda cold
Chris: well ya just we cant let him die were get trouble
Drew: oh wait my wife is calling "ya oh sorry cant come kinda at a hold up no I'm the one their holding up ya I now ive done it again what ok I'll come well goodbye honey"
Chris: you done
Drew: ya sorry she always calls at hold ups look I got to go
Chris: Ya we understand just come back
Drew: ok
Later that night......
Drew: ok im back
Chris: ok how was it
Drew: it was ok
Chris: cool where were we
Drew: um you got reinforcements and I got a hostage
Chris: Oh ya ok hands up, hands were I can see em, reach for the sky
Police Officer: F*** this
Three gunshots later
Hostage: ah you completely mist him you hit me I was'nt anywhere close to him F*** ah goodbye world
Chris: I cant believe you shot the hostage
Drew: I cant believe I'm getting arrested
Peter Griffin: I cant believe its not butter
Drew: well I dont know if I want to you dont even have a partner its just you
Chris: I guess your right I am not that threatening oh wait heres back up your screwed
Drew: man I need a hostage hey you come over here
Hostage: why
Drew: um this is cash cab and im using a street shotout
Hostage: oh ok
Drew: ah ha got you ok cops dont come any closer or i will shoot him
Chris: wait why did we let him get a hostage we just sat here and watched whatever sir honestly we dont care for the hostage we got plenty in stock
Drew: Really wow thats kinda cold
Chris: well ya just we cant let him die were get trouble
Drew: oh wait my wife is calling "ya oh sorry cant come kinda at a hold up no I'm the one their holding up ya I now ive done it again what ok I'll come well goodbye honey"
Chris: you done
Drew: ya sorry she always calls at hold ups look I got to go
Chris: Ya we understand just come back
Drew: ok
Later that night......
Drew: ok im back
Chris: ok how was it
Drew: it was ok
Chris: cool where were we
Drew: um you got reinforcements and I got a hostage
Chris: Oh ya ok hands up, hands were I can see em, reach for the sky
Police Officer: F*** this
Three gunshots later
Hostage: ah you completely mist him you hit me I was'nt anywhere close to him F*** ah goodbye world
Chris: I cant believe you shot the hostage
Drew: I cant believe I'm getting arrested
Peter Griffin: I cant believe its not butter
