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Zombies:Back in time part 1

Chris: are you sure it's 1793?

Drew: yeah the newspaper says so, and just look around

Chris: sure it's not a reenactment 

Drew: oh, yeah I guess reenactment still happen when there's zombies everywhere

Chris: oh, right

Drew: well anyways, didn't something big happen at this time

Chris: I think so

Nick: well hi there, say where did you get those cloths

Drew: your mom!

Nick: hahahahahhahahaha that's humorous, see I am a writer I will write that joke down, I'm sure it will become famous

Drew: probably. NOT!

Nick:hahahahahahahahaha your one joke machine. there's no way that ones gonna be overused

Drew: yeah, we'll never be stupid enough to over use that

Chris: hey look this orange is pretty annoying right? 

Nick: that's funny, how could people possibly over use these

Chris: they'd have to be pretty dumb, that;s for sure

Nick: why, look at those sick fellows, they look yellow and all, like a yellow sickness, or yellow illness, or a fever of yellow

Drew: YELLOW FEVER!

Nick: yeah Yellow Fever that has a nice ring to it

James: why hello sick sir......AH, why'd you bite me

Drew: listen, Nick these are zombies, they are...hm. should have listened to Meagan when she explained them to me, anyways shoot them in the head and don't let them bite you

Nick: oh

Drew: here's a gun, I just found

Nick: it really long

Chris: that's what she said

Nick: hahahahahahhahaha that's hilarious, that will never get old

Meagan: Nick, there's sick people who broke in!

Nick: GET BACK IN THE HOUSE WOMEN, WHERE YOU BELONG

Chris: oh right, this is before women where human beings 

Drew: I love it

Chris: I know

Drew: ah, sweet a Blunderbuss, it's like a shotgun, but terrible

Chris: ah some Bonhams,the old pistols, I might as well use a crossbow

Drew: one shot, reload, one shot, reload, one shot reload, this is terrible

Chris: gotta reload

Drew: I'll cover

Chris: got it

Drew: gotta reload

Chris:I'll cover

Drew: got it

Chris: gotta reload

Drew: lets just run

Chris: no, really, I thought we'd stand here and die

Nick: that's hilarious!

Drew: come on, there's a carriage lets take it

Chris: alright we're on lets go

Drew: YAH!

Chris: I said we're ready lets go!

Drew: we are going

Chris: good god this is slow

Nick:  what are you yapping about, this is fast

Drew: were we come from carriages go way faster

Nick: really? where are you from

Drew: 219 years in the future

Chris: Drew, what are you doing, we can't mess with the timeline

Drew: fine

Caleb: lets use nurture and care,like the French cure to help the sick

Drew: no, it's better to cut each other arms open, and feed each other poison

Caleb: what? that doesn't make sense

Drew: just do it, I'm from the future

Chris: you're a bitch you know that

Caleb: aaahhhh they have me!

Chris: Nick what are you doing, we have to shoot them

Nick: I'm writing those jokes down, they're just so humorous

Chris: well start shooti......what's going on

Drew: I don't know, but it's bright

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Drew: whoa what happened

Chris: I think we went farther into the future    

Nick: oh no I dropped the joke book

Drew: the zombies came with us, come on lets go to that town

Chris: there's no newspaper

Drew: I already know where we are

Chris: where

Drew: it's the old west

Chris: crap

Nick: how am I supposed to spread those jokes 

Back in 1793.....

Conor: what happened

Rees: I don't know, hey look a book

Conor: what does it say

Rees: your mom!

Conor: hahahahahahhahaha

Rees: these are hilarious

Jacob: long sticks here, get your long sticks

Rees: that's what she said

Jacob: hahahahahhahahahaha

Rees: we have to be careful, we shouldn't over use these

Jacob: we wont, I mean who would be stupid enough to over use these

To be continued....



















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