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Tomstone

In memory of Tombstone the movie.The story of Wyatt Eurp (Drew) and Doc Holiday (Chris)

The story is that Wyatt Eurp was a retired famous Lawmen and is now trying to make a living with his family in a town called  Tombstone. Doc Holiday had the fastest hand in the west he could draw his gun before you now he was reaching for it he was a gambler and very good at poker, but he has tuberculosis  . Anyways they're best friends. Due to the rush of silver a gang forms called the cowboys they're manly convicts and are the bad guys and there leader is Curly Bill  (Rees)

In Mexico...

Rees: well well well nice wedding you're haveing

Groom: what do you want

Rees: y'all killed two cowboys prepare to die

At the train station at Tombstone...

Drew: man here I am in tombstone it's great here and my mustache will protect me

Caleb: hey there brother

Drew: hey there Caleb and Nick

Nick: thanks for inviting us here

Drew: this will be great just us our wives who names don't matter

At the saloon...

Conor: I got two Kings

Chris: well looking at my selection of cards I have four aces

Conor: you son of a bitch you cheated

Chris: now Conor I thought we we're friends

Conor: I don't give a crap I'm gonna shoot you

Chris: not If I pull two guns really quickly like this before you pull your guns out

Conor: dang I can't do much here can I 

Chris: yes well I'll just take my money and leave

In the other saloon....

Drew: hey bartender isn't a little dead in here

Bartender: that guy over there Conor just came here a little while ago yells at everyone. then they left

Drew: I'll take care of him

Conor: what are you looking at

Drew: I believe your sitting in my seat

Conor oh really what are you gonna AH!! you hit me

Drew: are gonna do something our just stand there and bleed 

Conor: wait I bleeding oh crap I got to go crap

Drew: hey bartender I'll protect your saloon for 25% of your money

Bartender: OK

Drew: hey Caleb and Nick I just got us 25% of the saloon's money

Chris: well I'll be Drew Gold how are you

Drew: Chris Bovee I haven't seen you in forever

Conor: prepare to die

Chris: well Conor nice to see ya

Conor: Chris your here

Chris: why yes I am

Drew: see ya Conor

Conor: um bye

Drew: leave the gun

Conor: OK bye thank you

Drew: well I here there's a play in town lets go see it

Chris: OK

At the play...

Rees: whose this guy on stage

Ike: he's a performer or magician 

Rees: I know that I mean   what's his name

Ike: I don't know

Ringo: he's some guy who catches stuff

Rees: hey performer catch this 

Gunshot...

Performer: you almost shot me I'm out of here

Rees: now who's this

Ike: that's another Performer

Rees: shut up

James: hey I don't what supposed to say so see ya I'll come back later in the story

Drew: well that sucked lets go to the saloon 

Caleb: nay me and my lady are going around town

Drew: OK we'll go then

at the saloon....
 going to play 
Rees: I now him that's Drew Gold he's that legendary lawmen

Ike: hope you're not a law because doesn't go around here

Drew: I'm retired 

Rees: that's reel good

Ike: ya that's reel good because law don't go around here 

Drew: I heard you the first time now you gonna play or just stand there

Rees: hahha stup up Ike 

Ringo: and you must be Chris Bovee

Chris: that's the word and  you must be Ringo look Drew Ringo said to have the fastest hand since wild Bill I don't know  why but I hate him

Ringo: well I think I point my gun at you

Chris: but I'm not going to do anything because the marshall is right there

Ringo: well then I'll just do this awesome thing with my gun 

Chris: I'll do the same with this beer cup

Ringo; well played sir

Rees: drinks are on me

Crowd: YA!!!

Drew: Rees and Ringo huh who was that idiot

Marshall: that was Ike

Drew: well I think I will kill him someday

Marshall: what?

Drew: nothing

Rees: hey Ringo in these 5 minutes I smokes so muc mara

Ringo: marawanna 

Rees: maranated steak sandwhichs anyways now I'm kinda going crazy

Ringo: just calm 

Rees: I think I'm just going to go outside and shoot at the moon

Sheriff: Marshall Rees is shooting at the moon it's scaring the townsfolk

Drew: oh no hes going to destroy the moon

Marshall: um that's not the problem really but I'll go outside and take care of it

Chris: you need to save the moon

Marshall: Rees give me your guns you need to calm down....AHHHH YOU SHOT ME I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!

Drew: punch go

Rees: it's not very affective I use punch

Drew: it's not very affective I use Pistol whip 

Rees: it's super affective I fainted

Caleb: what happened here

Drew: he shot the marshall he's going to jail

Ike: let him go

Drew: no

Ike: lets rush hi....

Drew: come any closer and I'll blow your brains out

Cowboy gang member: he's bluffing lets rush him

Ike: no he ain't bluffing

Drew: your smarter then you look

Cowboy: I'll get him

Chris: stop right there

Cowboy: you're so drunk your probably seeing double

Chris: I got two guns one for the each of ya

Drew: now Ike take your men out of here now

Ike: you'll pay for th....AHHHH Triped shshshsshshshs aaaahhhhhhhhhh shshshshhsh aaaahhhhhh

Drew: hey viewers one sec the movie is really kinda long and we can't put the whole thing in one sketch 

Chris: so we're skipping to the part where Drew , Caleb , and Nick become the lawmen and Chris joins in with them

Drew: also a new law is that people can't carry guns

Chris: so lets continue the story

Mayor: hey there's cowboys in town they have guns and they're threatening to kill you all and other stuff I don't know I have other stuff to do

Caleb: lets go take care of them

Drew: just leave them alone 

Nick: that's stupid they said they're kill us

Caleb: and they're breaking the law

Chris: hey I'll help

Drew: you're sick you don't have to bring yourself into this

Chris: that's a hell of a thing of you to say to me

Drew: uuuhh fine lets go

Chris: OK but lets walk side by side all bad@ss like

Drew: OK 

Caleb: that house is on firee

Drew: just ignore it if we look at it it will ruin the coolness

Kid: bang bang bang

Nick; holy crap!!

gunshot...

Nick: whoops

Chris: no don't care about don't ruin the affect

Drew: here we are

Ike:  wow there's the lawmen!!! well look at the time I better go water the carriage  

Caleb: this is intense stare down

Chris: *winks*

Cowboy: what in the hell !!!!!

Drew: fire!!!

Caleb: AHHHH MY ARM IT'S SHOT!!!

Nick: my leg!!! is got shot

Drew: there's the last one 

Chris: I got this one  oh no out of bullets

Cowboy: I got you now

Chris: be my daisy

Cowboy: time to die

Chris: wow!! second gun pulled on you didn't see that come bitch!!!

Drew: lets get you two to a doctor 

To be continued...

This is an older sketch which I found, decided to publish it, I'll make a part 2





  




































 
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