Tomstone
In memory of Tombstone the movie.The story of Wyatt Eurp (Drew) and Doc Holiday (Chris)
The story is that Wyatt Eurp was a retired famous Lawmen and is now trying to make a living with his family in a town called Tombstone. Doc Holiday had the fastest hand in the west he could draw his gun before you now he was reaching for it he was a gambler and very good at poker, but he has tuberculosis . Anyways they're best friends. Due to the rush of silver a gang forms called the cowboys they're manly convicts and are the bad guys and there leader is Curly Bill (Rees)
In Mexico...
Rees: well well well nice wedding you're haveing
Groom: what do you want
Rees: y'all killed two cowboys prepare to die
At the train station at Tombstone...
Drew: man here I am in tombstone it's great here and my mustache will protect me
Caleb: hey there brother
Drew: hey there Caleb and Nick
Nick: thanks for inviting us here
Drew: this will be great just us our wives who names don't matter
At the saloon...
Conor: I got two Kings
Chris: well looking at my selection of cards I have four aces
Conor: you son of a bitch you cheated
Chris: now Conor I thought we we're friends
Conor: I don't give a crap I'm gonna shoot you
Chris: not If I pull two guns really quickly like this before you pull your guns out
Conor: dang I can't do much here can I
Chris: yes well I'll just take my money and leave
In the other saloon....
Drew: hey bartender isn't a little dead in here
Bartender: that guy over there Conor just came here a little while ago yells at everyone. then they left
Drew: I'll take care of him
Conor: what are you looking at
Drew: I believe your sitting in my seat
Conor oh really what are you gonna AH!! you hit me
Drew: are gonna do something our just stand there and bleed
Conor: wait I bleeding oh crap I got to go crap
Drew: hey bartender I'll protect your saloon for 25% of your money
Bartender: OK
Drew: hey Caleb and Nick I just got us 25% of the saloon's money
Chris: well I'll be Drew Gold how are you
Drew: Chris Bovee I haven't seen you in forever
Conor: prepare to die
Chris: well Conor nice to see ya
Conor: Chris your here
Chris: why yes I am
Drew: see ya Conor
Conor: um bye
Drew: leave the gun
Conor: OK bye thank you
Drew: well I here there's a play in town lets go see it
Chris: OK
At the play...
Rees: whose this guy on stage
Ike: he's a performer or magician
Rees: I know that I mean what's his name
Ike: I don't know
Ringo: he's some guy who catches stuff
Rees: hey performer catch this
Gunshot...
Performer: you almost shot me I'm out of here
Rees: now who's this
Ike: that's another Performer
Rees: shut up
James: hey I don't what supposed to say so see ya I'll come back later in the story
Drew: well that sucked lets go to the saloon
Caleb: nay me and my lady are going around town
Drew: OK we'll go then
at the saloon....
going to play
Rees: I now him that's Drew Gold he's that legendary lawmen
Ike: hope you're not a law because doesn't go around here
Drew: I'm retired
Rees: that's reel good
Ike: ya that's reel good because law don't go around here
Drew: I heard you the first time now you gonna play or just stand there
Rees: hahha stup up Ike
Ringo: and you must be Chris Bovee
Chris: that's the word and you must be Ringo look Drew Ringo said to have the fastest hand since wild Bill I don't know why but I hate him
Ringo: well I think I point my gun at you
Chris: but I'm not going to do anything because the marshall is right there
Ringo: well then I'll just do this awesome thing with my gun
Chris: I'll do the same with this beer cup
Ringo; well played sir
Rees: drinks are on me
Crowd: YA!!!
Drew: Rees and Ringo huh who was that idiot
Marshall: that was Ike
Drew: well I think I will kill him someday
Marshall: what?
Drew: nothing
Rees: hey Ringo in these 5 minutes I smokes so muc mara
Ringo: marawanna
Rees: maranated steak sandwhichs anyways now I'm kinda going crazy
Ringo: just calm
Rees: I think I'm just going to go outside and shoot at the moon
Sheriff: Marshall Rees is shooting at the moon it's scaring the townsfolk
Drew: oh no hes going to destroy the moon
Marshall: um that's not the problem really but I'll go outside and take care of it
Chris: you need to save the moon
Marshall: Rees give me your guns you need to calm down....AHHHH YOU SHOT ME I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!
Drew: punch go
Rees: it's not very affective I use punch
Drew: it's not very affective I use Pistol whip
Rees: it's super affective I fainted
Caleb: what happened here
Drew: he shot the marshall he's going to jail
Ike: let him go
Drew: no
Ike: lets rush hi....
Drew: come any closer and I'll blow your brains out
Cowboy gang member: he's bluffing lets rush him
Ike: no he ain't bluffing
Drew: your smarter then you look
Cowboy: I'll get him
Chris: stop right there
Cowboy: you're so drunk your probably seeing double
Chris: I got two guns one for the each of ya
Drew: now Ike take your men out of here now
Ike: you'll pay for th....AHHHH Triped shshshsshshshs aaaahhhhhhhhhh shshshshhsh aaaahhhhhh
Drew: hey viewers one sec the movie is really kinda long and we can't put the whole thing in one sketch
Chris: so we're skipping to the part where Drew , Caleb , and Nick become the lawmen and Chris joins in with them
Drew: also a new law is that people can't carry guns
Chris: so lets continue the story
Mayor: hey there's cowboys in town they have guns and they're threatening to kill you all and other stuff I don't know I have other stuff to do
Caleb: lets go take care of them
Drew: just leave them alone
Nick: that's stupid they said they're kill us
Caleb: and they're breaking the law
Chris: hey I'll help
Drew: you're sick you don't have to bring yourself into this
Chris: that's a hell of a thing of you to say to me
Drew: uuuhh fine lets go
Chris: OK but lets walk side by side all bad@ss like
Drew: OK
Caleb: that house is on firee
Drew: just ignore it if we look at it it will ruin the coolness
Kid: bang bang bang
Nick; holy crap!!
gunshot...
Nick: whoops
Chris: no don't care about don't ruin the affect
Drew: here we are
Ike: wow there's the lawmen!!! well look at the time I better go water the carriage
Caleb: this is intense stare down
Chris: *winks*
Cowboy: what in the hell !!!!!
Drew: fire!!!
Caleb: AHHHH MY ARM IT'S SHOT!!!
Nick: my leg!!! is got shot
Drew: there's the last one
Chris: I got this one oh no out of bullets
Cowboy: I got you now
Chris: be my daisy
Cowboy: time to die
Chris: wow!! second gun pulled on you didn't see that come bitch!!!
Drew: lets get you two to a doctor
To be continued...
This is an older sketch which I found, decided to publish it, I'll make a part 2
Rees: well well well nice wedding you're haveing
Groom: what do you want
Rees: y'all killed two cowboys prepare to die
At the train station at Tombstone...
Drew: man here I am in tombstone it's great here and my mustache will protect me
Caleb: hey there brother
Drew: hey there Caleb and Nick
Nick: thanks for inviting us here
Drew: this will be great just us our wives who names don't matter
At the saloon...
Conor: I got two Kings
Chris: well looking at my selection of cards I have four aces
Conor: you son of a bitch you cheated
Chris: now Conor I thought we we're friends
Conor: I don't give a crap I'm gonna shoot you
Chris: not If I pull two guns really quickly like this before you pull your guns out
Conor: dang I can't do much here can I
Chris: yes well I'll just take my money and leave
In the other saloon....
Drew: hey bartender isn't a little dead in here
Bartender: that guy over there Conor just came here a little while ago yells at everyone. then they left
Drew: I'll take care of him
Conor: what are you looking at
Drew: I believe your sitting in my seat
Conor oh really what are you gonna AH!! you hit me
Drew: are gonna do something our just stand there and bleed
Conor: wait I bleeding oh crap I got to go crap
Drew: hey bartender I'll protect your saloon for 25% of your money
Bartender: OK
Drew: hey Caleb and Nick I just got us 25% of the saloon's money
Chris: well I'll be Drew Gold how are you
Drew: Chris Bovee I haven't seen you in forever
Conor: prepare to die
Chris: well Conor nice to see ya
Conor: Chris your here
Chris: why yes I am
Drew: see ya Conor
Conor: um bye
Drew: leave the gun
Conor: OK bye thank you
Drew: well I here there's a play in town lets go see it
Chris: OK
At the play...
Rees: whose this guy on stage
Ike: he's a performer or magician
Rees: I know that I mean what's his name
Ike: I don't know
Ringo: he's some guy who catches stuff
Rees: hey performer catch this
Gunshot...
Performer: you almost shot me I'm out of here
Rees: now who's this
Ike: that's another Performer
Rees: shut up
James: hey I don't what supposed to say so see ya I'll come back later in the story
Drew: well that sucked lets go to the saloon
Caleb: nay me and my lady are going around town
Drew: OK we'll go then
at the saloon....
going to play
Rees: I now him that's Drew Gold he's that legendary lawmen
Ike: hope you're not a law because doesn't go around here
Drew: I'm retired
Rees: that's reel good
Ike: ya that's reel good because law don't go around here
Drew: I heard you the first time now you gonna play or just stand there
Rees: hahha stup up Ike
Ringo: and you must be Chris Bovee
Chris: that's the word and you must be Ringo look Drew Ringo said to have the fastest hand since wild Bill I don't know why but I hate him
Ringo: well I think I point my gun at you
Chris: but I'm not going to do anything because the marshall is right there
Ringo: well then I'll just do this awesome thing with my gun
Chris: I'll do the same with this beer cup
Ringo; well played sir
Rees: drinks are on me
Crowd: YA!!!
Drew: Rees and Ringo huh who was that idiot
Marshall: that was Ike
Drew: well I think I will kill him someday
Marshall: what?
Drew: nothing
Rees: hey Ringo in these 5 minutes I smokes so muc mara
Ringo: marawanna
Rees: maranated steak sandwhichs anyways now I'm kinda going crazy
Ringo: just calm
Rees: I think I'm just going to go outside and shoot at the moon
Sheriff: Marshall Rees is shooting at the moon it's scaring the townsfolk
Drew: oh no hes going to destroy the moon
Marshall: um that's not the problem really but I'll go outside and take care of it
Chris: you need to save the moon
Marshall: Rees give me your guns you need to calm down....AHHHH YOU SHOT ME I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!
Drew: punch go
Rees: it's not very affective I use punch
Drew: it's not very affective I use Pistol whip
Rees: it's super affective I fainted
Caleb: what happened here
Drew: he shot the marshall he's going to jail
Ike: let him go
Drew: no
Ike: lets rush hi....
Drew: come any closer and I'll blow your brains out
Cowboy gang member: he's bluffing lets rush him
Ike: no he ain't bluffing
Drew: your smarter then you look
Cowboy: I'll get him
Chris: stop right there
Cowboy: you're so drunk your probably seeing double
Chris: I got two guns one for the each of ya
Drew: now Ike take your men out of here now
Ike: you'll pay for th....AHHHH Triped shshshsshshshs aaaahhhhhhhhhh shshshshhsh aaaahhhhhh
Drew: hey viewers one sec the movie is really kinda long and we can't put the whole thing in one sketch
Chris: so we're skipping to the part where Drew , Caleb , and Nick become the lawmen and Chris joins in with them
Drew: also a new law is that people can't carry guns
Chris: so lets continue the story
Mayor: hey there's cowboys in town they have guns and they're threatening to kill you all and other stuff I don't know I have other stuff to do
Caleb: lets go take care of them
Drew: just leave them alone
Nick: that's stupid they said they're kill us
Caleb: and they're breaking the law
Chris: hey I'll help
Drew: you're sick you don't have to bring yourself into this
Chris: that's a hell of a thing of you to say to me
Drew: uuuhh fine lets go
Chris: OK but lets walk side by side all bad@ss like
Drew: OK
Caleb: that house is on firee
Drew: just ignore it if we look at it it will ruin the coolness
Kid: bang bang bang
Nick; holy crap!!
gunshot...
Nick: whoops
Chris: no don't care about don't ruin the affect
Drew: here we are
Ike: wow there's the lawmen!!! well look at the time I better go water the carriage
Caleb: this is intense stare down
Chris: *winks*
Cowboy: what in the hell !!!!!
Drew: fire!!!
Caleb: AHHHH MY ARM IT'S SHOT!!!
Nick: my leg!!! is got shot
Drew: there's the last one
Chris: I got this one oh no out of bullets
Cowboy: I got you now
Chris: be my daisy
Cowboy: time to die
Chris: wow!! second gun pulled on you didn't see that come bitch!!!
Drew: lets get you two to a doctor
To be continued...
This is an older sketch which I found, decided to publish it, I'll make a part 2
