Tale of Tales part 6
Drew: I got the captain
Chris: come on this way
Meagan: don't just stand there, SHOOT THEM
Nick: oh, right, we have guns
Drew: they're shooting at us! ah crap I dropped Captain Stchoof
Chris: it's OK bad guys are terrible shots, watch I'll stand up and they wont hit me
Drew: I think that's only in movies
Chris: AAAAHHHHH!
Drew: they seemed to have hit you
Chris: no, I just screamed for the heck of it
Drew: your shoulder is bleeding
Chris: oh, it is, that's probably just a scrap
Drew: then take your hand off it
Chris: I like my hand here, it's where it's most comfortable
Drew: lets just see the scratch
Chris: OK
Drew: that's a bullet wound
Chris: nope that's a scratch
Drew: you can just admit you're wrong
Chris: but I'm not, just a scratch
Rees: there you are
Drew: ah! (grabs Rees's gun, they start fighting)
Chris: OK, you guys seem to be having fun
Drew: Chris! help me! he has a knife!
Chris: I think you have it covered, I don't want to make it worse
Drew: Chris, at least admit you were shot
Chris: I wasn't shot, it's just a scratch
Drew: that's a bullet woun.....will you get off of me (punches Rees in the face) alright Chris I can see the bullet you were shot, even though you thought bad guys are bad shots, they shot you though, you were wrong
Chris: how dare you, don't even say those words, now can you get me some cloth or something that can be tied around something, to cut off a flow of something
Drew: I don't why you want one
Chris:just because
Drew: is it because you were SHOT
Chris: I'll get it myself
Rees: uh, my face hurts
Drew: well it's killing me!
Rees: ah, shut up
Drew: you shut up ( kicks him in the face)
Chris: do we have a plan, there's still 4 other guys, with guns, who are terrible shots
Drew: yeah and you have a bullet wound, from one of there guns
Chris: NO!
Drew: alright, well I'm gonna grab this gun here, now you run over there, distract them, then I'll shoot them
Chris: that doesn't seem safe
Drew: aren't bad guys terrible shots?
Chris: uh, yeah, they are, so I will run
Drew: OK, on my mark
Chris: OK
Drew: GO!
Conor: look that guys is running lets shoot him
Jacob: I don't know, how about the other guy
Conor: he's probably to scared
Jacob: you're right
James: I haven't spoken in a while, but I'm still alive....opp nope I'm shot
Conor: oh no, the other guy is shooting now, ahhhhh! I'm hit
Jacob: I knew it was a trap
Nick: did we tie them up? how did they get free
Jacob: um no we didn't tie them up
Meagan: you guys are terrible mercenaries
Nick: yeah well don't trust craigslist
Meagan: look they left the statue over there
Nick: you mean the the Captain
Meagan: what?
Nick: Captain Stchoff
Meagan: your calling the statue by the name they gave him....it
Nick: I like the name
Jacob: it's a pretty good name
Meagan: Craigslist....never again
Nick: you should try Ebay
Drew: hey Chris
Chris: I haven't heard any gun shots what's happening
Drew: they're just arguing
Chris: oh, well we should get the captain
Drew: alright, here's my pistol, you cover me
Chris: um, I don't think I have the best aim
Drew: is it because you're shot
Chris: no, I can do it
Drew: alright I'll go get the Captain
Meagan: you guys stay here I'll get the Captain
Drew: alright there it is
Meagan: I'll take it
Drew: oh no
Chris: Drew, what are you doing, get the statue
Drew: but she's a girl, it's not right
Meagan:I'll just beat you up
Drew: ow, ow, ow, the captain hurts
Chris: Drew, this is painful to watch
Drew: my honor is higher then my shame, you're supposed to cover me, shoot her
Chris: but she's a girl
Meagan: alright lets go
Drew; wait, look a kitchen!
Meagan: ....
Drew: ow ow, she's beating me up again
Chris: I can't believe we came all this way so you could be beat up by a girl, it's to good
Meagan: hey, stop poking me
Drew: this is my only defense
Meagan: stop,I hate being poked
Drew: now give me the captain
Meagan: will you guys shoot him
Nick: oh, yeah let...ahhhhh
Jacob: what the....aaahhhhh
Chris: that's for shooting me.....I mean that's for being bad....people
Meagan: dang it...well I'm out 2000 dollars
Drew: you spent 1980 dollars on mercenaries to return a 20 dollar statue
Meagan: yeah, it's the point that counts
Drew: well bye
Meagan: yeah see you
Chris: lets take there car
Drew: you drive
Chris: I was shot in the arm you drive
Drew: alright, hey, we should Disneyland
Chris: NO!
Drew: why?
Chris: Disney....WORLD
Drew: YEAH!
Chris: LETS GO!
Chris: come on this way
Meagan: don't just stand there, SHOOT THEM
Nick: oh, right, we have guns
Drew: they're shooting at us! ah crap I dropped Captain Stchoof
Chris: it's OK bad guys are terrible shots, watch I'll stand up and they wont hit me
Drew: I think that's only in movies
Chris: AAAAHHHHH!
Drew: they seemed to have hit you
Chris: no, I just screamed for the heck of it
Drew: your shoulder is bleeding
Chris: oh, it is, that's probably just a scrap
Drew: then take your hand off it
Chris: I like my hand here, it's where it's most comfortable
Drew: lets just see the scratch
Chris: OK
Drew: that's a bullet wound
Chris: nope that's a scratch
Drew: you can just admit you're wrong
Chris: but I'm not, just a scratch
Rees: there you are
Drew: ah! (grabs Rees's gun, they start fighting)
Chris: OK, you guys seem to be having fun
Drew: Chris! help me! he has a knife!
Chris: I think you have it covered, I don't want to make it worse
Drew: Chris, at least admit you were shot
Chris: I wasn't shot, it's just a scratch
Drew: that's a bullet woun.....will you get off of me (punches Rees in the face) alright Chris I can see the bullet you were shot, even though you thought bad guys are bad shots, they shot you though, you were wrong
Chris: how dare you, don't even say those words, now can you get me some cloth or something that can be tied around something, to cut off a flow of something
Drew: I don't why you want one
Chris:just because
Drew: is it because you were SHOT
Chris: I'll get it myself
Rees: uh, my face hurts
Drew: well it's killing me!
Rees: ah, shut up
Drew: you shut up ( kicks him in the face)
Chris: do we have a plan, there's still 4 other guys, with guns, who are terrible shots
Drew: yeah and you have a bullet wound, from one of there guns
Chris: NO!
Drew: alright, well I'm gonna grab this gun here, now you run over there, distract them, then I'll shoot them
Chris: that doesn't seem safe
Drew: aren't bad guys terrible shots?
Chris: uh, yeah, they are, so I will run
Drew: OK, on my mark
Chris: OK
Drew: GO!
Conor: look that guys is running lets shoot him
Jacob: I don't know, how about the other guy
Conor: he's probably to scared
Jacob: you're right
James: I haven't spoken in a while, but I'm still alive....opp nope I'm shot
Conor: oh no, the other guy is shooting now, ahhhhh! I'm hit
Jacob: I knew it was a trap
Nick: did we tie them up? how did they get free
Jacob: um no we didn't tie them up
Meagan: you guys are terrible mercenaries
Nick: yeah well don't trust craigslist
Meagan: look they left the statue over there
Nick: you mean the the Captain
Meagan: what?
Nick: Captain Stchoff
Meagan: your calling the statue by the name they gave him....it
Nick: I like the name
Jacob: it's a pretty good name
Meagan: Craigslist....never again
Nick: you should try Ebay
Drew: hey Chris
Chris: I haven't heard any gun shots what's happening
Drew: they're just arguing
Chris: oh, well we should get the captain
Drew: alright, here's my pistol, you cover me
Chris: um, I don't think I have the best aim
Drew: is it because you're shot
Chris: no, I can do it
Drew: alright I'll go get the Captain
Meagan: you guys stay here I'll get the Captain
Drew: alright there it is
Meagan: I'll take it
Drew: oh no
Chris: Drew, what are you doing, get the statue
Drew: but she's a girl, it's not right
Meagan:I'll just beat you up
Drew: ow, ow, ow, the captain hurts
Chris: Drew, this is painful to watch
Drew: my honor is higher then my shame, you're supposed to cover me, shoot her
Chris: but she's a girl
Meagan: alright lets go
Drew; wait, look a kitchen!
Meagan: ....
Drew: ow ow, she's beating me up again
Chris: I can't believe we came all this way so you could be beat up by a girl, it's to good
Meagan: hey, stop poking me
Drew: this is my only defense
Meagan: stop,I hate being poked
Drew: now give me the captain
Meagan: will you guys shoot him
Nick: oh, yeah let...ahhhhh
Jacob: what the....aaahhhhh
Chris: that's for shooting me.....I mean that's for being bad....people
Meagan: dang it...well I'm out 2000 dollars
Drew: you spent 1980 dollars on mercenaries to return a 20 dollar statue
Meagan: yeah, it's the point that counts
Drew: well bye
Meagan: yeah see you
Chris: lets take there car
Drew: you drive
Chris: I was shot in the arm you drive
Drew: alright, hey, we should Disneyland
Chris: NO!
Drew: why?
Chris: Disney....WORLD
Drew: YEAH!
Chris: LETS GO!
