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Tale of Tales part 6

Drew: I got the captain

Chris: come on this way

Meagan: don't just stand there, SHOOT THEM

Nick: oh, right, we have guns

Drew: they're shooting at us! ah crap I dropped Captain Stchoof

Chris: it's OK bad guys are terrible shots, watch I'll stand up and they wont hit me

Drew: I think that's only in movies

Chris: AAAAHHHHH!

Drew: they seemed to have hit you

Chris: no, I just screamed for the heck of it

Drew: your shoulder is bleeding

Chris: oh, it is, that's probably just a scrap

Drew: then take your hand off it

Chris: I like my hand here, it's where it's most comfortable

Drew: lets just see the scratch

Chris: OK

Drew: that's a bullet wound

Chris: nope that's a scratch 

Drew: you can just admit you're wrong

Chris: but I'm not, just a scratch

Rees: there you are

Drew: ah! (grabs Rees's gun, they start fighting)

Chris: OK, you guys seem to be having fun

Drew: Chris! help me! he has a knife!

Chris: I think you have it covered, I don't want to make it worse

Drew: Chris, at least admit you were shot

Chris: I wasn't shot, it's just a scratch

Drew: that's a bullet woun.....will you get off of me (punches Rees in the face) alright Chris I can see the bullet you were shot, even though you thought bad guys are bad shots, they shot you though, you were wrong

Chris: how dare you, don't even say those words, now can you get me some cloth or something that can be tied around something, to cut off a flow of something

Drew: I don't why you want one

Chris:just because

Drew: is it because you were SHOT

Chris: I'll get it myself

Rees: uh, my face hurts

Drew: well it's killing me!

Rees: ah, shut up

Drew: you shut up ( kicks him in the face)

Chris: do we have a plan, there's still 4 other guys, with guns, who are terrible shots

Drew: yeah and you have a bullet wound, from one of there guns

Chris: NO!

Drew: alright, well I'm gonna grab this gun here, now you run over there, distract them, then I'll shoot them

Chris: that doesn't seem safe

Drew: aren't bad guys terrible shots?

Chris: uh, yeah, they are, so I will run

Drew: OK, on my mark 

Chris: OK

Drew: GO!

Conor: look that guys is running lets shoot him

Jacob: I don't know, how about the other guy

Conor: he's probably to scared

Jacob: you're right

James: I haven't spoken in a while, but I'm still alive....opp nope I'm shot

Conor: oh no, the other guy is shooting now, ahhhhh! I'm hit

Jacob: I knew it was a trap

Nick: did we tie them up? how did they get free

Jacob: um no we didn't tie them up

Meagan: you guys are terrible mercenaries 

Nick: yeah well don't trust craigslist 

Meagan: look they left the statue over there

Nick: you mean the the Captain

Meagan: what?

Nick: Captain Stchoff 

Meagan: your calling the statue by the name they gave him....it

Nick: I like the name

Jacob: it's a pretty good name

Meagan: Craigslist....never again

Nick: you should try Ebay

Drew: hey Chris

Chris: I haven't heard any gun shots what's happening

Drew: they're just arguing

Chris: oh, well we should get the captain

Drew: alright, here's my pistol, you cover me

Chris: um, I don't think I have the best aim

Drew: is it because you're shot

Chris: no, I can do it

Drew: alright I'll go get the Captain

Meagan: you guys stay here I'll get the Captain

Drew: alright there it is

Meagan: I'll take it

Drew: oh no

Chris: Drew, what are you doing, get the statue

Drew: but she's a girl, it's not right

Meagan:I'll just beat you up

Drew: ow, ow, ow, the captain hurts

Chris: Drew, this is painful to watch

Drew: my honor is higher then my shame, you're supposed to cover me, shoot her

Chris: but she's a girl

Meagan: alright lets go

Drew; wait, look a kitchen!

Meagan: ....

Drew: ow ow, she's beating me up again

Chris: I can't believe we came all this way so you could be beat up by a girl, it's to good

Meagan: hey, stop poking me

Drew: this is my only defense

Meagan: stop,I hate being poked 

Drew: now give me the captain

Meagan: will you guys shoot him

Nick: oh, yeah let...ahhhhh

Jacob: what the....aaahhhhh

Chris: that's for shooting me.....I mean that's for being bad....people

Meagan: dang it...well I'm out 2000 dollars

Drew: you spent 1980 dollars on mercenaries to return a 20 dollar statue

Meagan: yeah, it's the point that counts

Drew: well bye

Meagan: yeah see you

Chris: lets take there car

Drew: you drive

Chris: I was shot in the arm you drive

Drew: alright, hey, we should Disneyland 

Chris: NO!

Drew: why?

Chris: Disney....WORLD

Drew: YEAH!

Chris: LETS GO!
















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