Tale of Tales Part 5
Cam: so what are you guys doing after this
Chris: I was planning on selling my new invention, it's called the Glass Helmet
Cam: cool
Drew: I was going to go back to the Nuclear lab Business, we don't test anything we build nuclear labs under Children Hospitals
Cam: huh, well I was planning on for filling my Dream of being a Ski Patrol on the mountains, save lives, you know
Drew: not really, the ski patrol I get, the saving lives I'm not familiar with
Cam: I've noticed, well here's St. Louis, I have to drop you off here
Drew: but this is only Missouri
Cam: yeah, I drove you across Colorado, Kansas, and this is the end of Missouri
Chris: well thanks Cam, you really helped us
Cam: no problem here's some money, and thank you, I'll finally live my dream
Chris: good luck with your dream
Cam: than....
BBBOOOOOMMMMM!
Drew: oh god he's
Chris: just keep walking, looking will just make it worse
Drew: here come those one guys
Chris: damn it don't they have lives to tend to
Drew: bad guys don't have lives
Chris: how are we gonna get out of here
Ghost Rider: I am here to defend the innocent
Drew: give use your Motor Vehicle
Ghost Rider: no
Drew: yes
Ghost Rider: I don't want to hurt you
Drew: you can't, I'm an innocent Child
Ghost Rider: damn these morals, here you go
Drew: alright Chris I have a plan
Chris: what?
Drew: I'm going to go through this mall, through that clothing shop, out the window into the Barber shop, then through the wall into the Illegal Fireworks shop, setting the fireworks off, distracting them then, then going off that huge jump and escaping
Chris: that's crazy!
Drew: dude, how many times have I done this
Chris: OK just don't get us killed
Drew: here goes, just have to go through that window.....AHHHHHH!
Crash!
Drew: AAAHHHH OH MY GO, ALL THE GLASS WENT INTO ME, WE WIPED OUT
Chris: I think my everything is broken!
Drew: why! why did I do that
Chris: my eye is broken!
Drew: we completely crashed!
Rees: um, should we say "hands up"
Jacob: I don't know....
Conor: should we get help
Chris: YES PLEASE, TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT, I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS RAPED
Nick: lets just knock them out and get them in the car
one hour later...
Chris: is it a boy or a girl...
Jacob: it's a boy
Chris: name it mistake, and send it to London
Nick: you're terrible people
Drew: how broken are we
Nick: some bruises, minor cuts
Drew: probably had time to heal
Nick: it's only been an hour
Chris: wait, was I actually Pregnant ?
Jacob: yeah, we're stumped on all of it, none makes sense at all, none of this is correct at all
Conor: do you still want to name it mistake and send it to London
Chris: oh, yeah, definitely
Drew: so were are we going
Nick: that's classified
GPS: turn left to Gloucester
Nick: oh, COME ON!
Drew: what do you even want with Captain Schtoof
Nick: what? you mean the Pure Goldmondium Fisherman
Chris: yeah, we named him Captain Schtoof
Nick: well, you see LONG AGO!
Rees: about 4 years ago
Nick: HEY! this is my story so shut up, the boss said I could tell it
Rees: fine
Nick: LONG AGO!, a man named Richard Richaremsonsmanfishmoifs Bought that very statue, from a gift shop if Gloucester, but he didn't care for the Receipt , so he lost it, soon his wife didn't like it, and wanted him to have it, so he went to return it, but he didn't have the Receipt !
Drew: Wentworth!
Nick: that's what he said, so anyways, he sold it, then it came to Alaska, where our Boss bought it at a Garage sale, then our boss wanted to return it for more money, then we found the Receipt, then the boss left it at the Airport where we were supposed to grab it and return it, but you two got in the way
Chris: so, we went on this crazy adventure, were we took Bullets, and I gave birth
Drew: and you killed Ted
Chris: Cam...
Drew: right
Chris: I lost my Turtle Mobile, so you could return a statue
Nick: yeah
Chris; how much?
Nick: 19.99
Drew: completely worth it
Rees: alright we're here
Nick: there's the boss
Meagan: hello boys, you've been causing a lot of trouble
Drew: quick! Meagan help us! before the boss comes
Chris: Drew....she is the boss
Drew: oh......CAPATAIN SCHTOOF WILL NEVER GO BACK ON A DUSTY SELF
do Chris and Drew get Captain Schtoof?, or do the bad guys, well you wont find out till next time because we're gonna be jerks about it
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Chris: I was planning on selling my new invention, it's called the Glass Helmet
Cam: cool
Drew: I was going to go back to the Nuclear lab Business, we don't test anything we build nuclear labs under Children Hospitals
Cam: huh, well I was planning on for filling my Dream of being a Ski Patrol on the mountains, save lives, you know
Drew: not really, the ski patrol I get, the saving lives I'm not familiar with
Cam: I've noticed, well here's St. Louis, I have to drop you off here
Drew: but this is only Missouri
Cam: yeah, I drove you across Colorado, Kansas, and this is the end of Missouri
Chris: well thanks Cam, you really helped us
Cam: no problem here's some money, and thank you, I'll finally live my dream
Chris: good luck with your dream
Cam: than....
BBBOOOOOMMMMM!
Drew: oh god he's
Chris: just keep walking, looking will just make it worse
Drew: here come those one guys
Chris: damn it don't they have lives to tend to
Drew: bad guys don't have lives
Chris: how are we gonna get out of here
Ghost Rider: I am here to defend the innocent
Drew: give use your Motor Vehicle
Ghost Rider: no
Drew: yes
Ghost Rider: I don't want to hurt you
Drew: you can't, I'm an innocent Child
Ghost Rider: damn these morals, here you go
Drew: alright Chris I have a plan
Chris: what?
Drew: I'm going to go through this mall, through that clothing shop, out the window into the Barber shop, then through the wall into the Illegal Fireworks shop, setting the fireworks off, distracting them then, then going off that huge jump and escaping
Chris: that's crazy!
Drew: dude, how many times have I done this
Chris: OK just don't get us killed
Drew: here goes, just have to go through that window.....AHHHHHH!
Crash!
Drew: AAAHHHH OH MY GO, ALL THE GLASS WENT INTO ME, WE WIPED OUT
Chris: I think my everything is broken!
Drew: why! why did I do that
Chris: my eye is broken!
Drew: we completely crashed!
Rees: um, should we say "hands up"
Jacob: I don't know....
Conor: should we get help
Chris: YES PLEASE, TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT, I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS RAPED
Nick: lets just knock them out and get them in the car
one hour later...
Chris: is it a boy or a girl...
Jacob: it's a boy
Chris: name it mistake, and send it to London
Nick: you're terrible people
Drew: how broken are we
Nick: some bruises, minor cuts
Drew: probably had time to heal
Nick: it's only been an hour
Chris: wait, was I actually Pregnant ?
Jacob: yeah, we're stumped on all of it, none makes sense at all, none of this is correct at all
Conor: do you still want to name it mistake and send it to London
Chris: oh, yeah, definitely
Drew: so were are we going
Nick: that's classified
GPS: turn left to Gloucester
Nick: oh, COME ON!
Drew: what do you even want with Captain Schtoof
Nick: what? you mean the Pure Goldmondium Fisherman
Chris: yeah, we named him Captain Schtoof
Nick: well, you see LONG AGO!
Rees: about 4 years ago
Nick: HEY! this is my story so shut up, the boss said I could tell it
Rees: fine
Nick: LONG AGO!, a man named Richard Richaremsonsmanfishmoifs Bought that very statue, from a gift shop if Gloucester, but he didn't care for the Receipt , so he lost it, soon his wife didn't like it, and wanted him to have it, so he went to return it, but he didn't have the Receipt !
Drew: Wentworth!
Nick: that's what he said, so anyways, he sold it, then it came to Alaska, where our Boss bought it at a Garage sale, then our boss wanted to return it for more money, then we found the Receipt, then the boss left it at the Airport where we were supposed to grab it and return it, but you two got in the way
Chris: so, we went on this crazy adventure, were we took Bullets, and I gave birth
Drew: and you killed Ted
Chris: Cam...
Drew: right
Chris: I lost my Turtle Mobile, so you could return a statue
Nick: yeah
Chris; how much?
Nick: 19.99
Drew: completely worth it
Rees: alright we're here
Nick: there's the boss
Meagan: hello boys, you've been causing a lot of trouble
Drew: quick! Meagan help us! before the boss comes
Chris: Drew....she is the boss
Drew: oh......CAPATAIN SCHTOOF WILL NEVER GO BACK ON A DUSTY SELF
do Chris and Drew get Captain Schtoof?, or do the bad guys, well you wont find out till next time because we're gonna be jerks about it
TO BE CONTINUED.....
