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Tale of Tales Part 5

Cam: so what are you guys doing after this

Chris: I was planning on selling my new invention, it's called the Glass Helmet 

Cam: cool

Drew: I was going to go back to the Nuclear lab Business, we don't test anything we build nuclear labs under Children Hospitals 

Cam: huh, well I was planning on for filling my Dream of being a Ski Patrol on the mountains, save lives, you know

Drew: not really, the ski patrol I get, the saving lives I'm not familiar with     

Cam: I've noticed, well here's St. Louis, I have to drop you off here

Drew: but this is only Missouri

Cam: yeah, I drove you across Colorado, Kansas, and this is the end of Missouri 

Chris: well thanks Cam, you really helped us

Cam: no problem here's some money, and thank you, I'll finally live my dream

Chris: good luck with your dream

Cam: than....

BBBOOOOOMMMMM!

Drew: oh god he's

Chris: just keep walking, looking will just make it worse  

Drew: here come those one guys

Chris: damn it don't they have lives to tend to

Drew: bad guys don't have lives

Chris: how are we gonna get out of here

Ghost Rider: I am here to defend the innocent 

Drew: give use your Motor Vehicle

Ghost Rider: no

Drew: yes

Ghost Rider: I don't want to hurt you

Drew: you can't, I'm an innocent Child

Ghost Rider: damn these morals, here you go

Drew: alright Chris I have a plan

Chris: what?

Drew: I'm going to go through this mall, through that clothing shop, out the window into the Barber shop, then through the wall into the Illegal Fireworks shop, setting the fireworks off, distracting them then, then going off that huge jump and escaping 

Chris: that's crazy!

Drew: dude, how many times have I done this

Chris: OK just don't get us killed

Drew: here goes, just have to go through that window.....AHHHHHH!

Crash!

Drew: AAAHHHH OH MY GO, ALL THE GLASS WENT INTO ME, WE WIPED OUT

Chris: I think my everything is broken!

Drew: why! why did I do that

Chris: my eye is broken!

Drew: we completely crashed!

Rees: um, should we say "hands up"

Jacob: I don't know....

Conor: should we get help

Chris: YES PLEASE, TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT, I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS RAPED

Nick: lets just knock them out and get them in the car

one hour later...

Chris: is it a boy or a girl...

Jacob: it's a boy 

Chris: name it mistake, and send it to London

Nick: you're terrible people

Drew: how broken are we

Nick: some bruises, minor cuts

Drew: probably had time to heal

Nick: it's only been an hour

Chris: wait, was I actually Pregnant ?

Jacob: yeah, we're stumped on all of it, none makes sense at all, none of this is correct at all

Conor: do you still want to name it mistake and send it to London

Chris: oh, yeah, definitely

Drew: so were are we going

Nick: that's classified 

GPS: turn left to Gloucester  

Nick: oh, COME ON!

Drew: what do you  even want with Captain Schtoof 

Nick: what? you mean the Pure Goldmondium Fisherman

Chris: yeah, we named him Captain Schtoof  

Nick: well, you see LONG AGO!

Rees: about 4 years ago

Nick: HEY! this is my story so shut up, the boss said I could tell it

Rees: fine

Nick: LONG AGO!, a man named Richard Richaremsonsmanfishmoifs Bought that very statue, from a gift shop if Gloucester, but he didn't care for the Receipt , so he lost it, soon his wife didn't like it, and wanted him to have it, so he went to return it, but he didn't have the Receipt !

Drew: Wentworth!

Nick: that's what he said, so anyways, he sold it, then it came to Alaska, where our Boss bought it at a Garage sale, then our boss wanted to return it for more money, then we found the Receipt, then the boss left it at the Airport where we were supposed to grab it and return it, but you two got in the way

Chris: so, we went on this crazy adventure, were we took Bullets, and I gave birth

Drew: and you killed Ted

Chris: Cam...

Drew: right

Chris: I lost my Turtle Mobile, so you could return a statue

Nick: yeah

Chris; how much?

Nick: 19.99

Drew: completely worth it

Rees: alright we're here

Nick: there's the boss

Meagan: hello boys, you've been causing a lot of trouble 

Drew: quick! Meagan help us! before the boss comes

Chris: Drew....she is the boss

Drew: oh......CAPATAIN SCHTOOF WILL NEVER GO BACK ON A DUSTY SELF 

do Chris and Drew get Captain Schtoof?, or do the bad guys, well you wont find out till next time because we're gonna be jerks about it

TO BE CONTINUED.....












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