Tale of Tales part 2
Chris: hm some people are ahead of us pointing guns at us
Drew: Chris did you pay the gas bill
Chris: uh no
Drew: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE !!!
James: stop the vehicular sir
Chris: what do we do
Drew: calm down lets not over react maybe they just have to check our car or something you know just don't over react
Chris: Drew, you're loading a rocket launcher
Drew: I'M NOT PAYING THE GAS BILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
BBBBOOOOOMMMM!!!!
Chris: what the heck Drew!
Drew: just drive! GO GO GO
Chris: you're crazy !!!
Drew: dude we've been friends for three years now what else do you expect
Chris: I guess you're right
Drew: alright so were are we
Chris: we are now in Chicago
Drew: ah well we better stop here for a little bit
Chris: you just shot a rocket at agents we are not stopping
Drew: oh no we have cars following us
Chris: they're shooting
Drew: I'm out of rockets
Chris: It's OK I have this car chase GPS
GPS: go the opposite direction on a one way street causing crashes
Chris: alright
GPS: now say hang on while you go down stairs
Chris: hang on
GPS: now go off that jump over there that is not made for a jump but is set up that way
Chris: got it
GPS: now make a poorly edited turn where the driver is obviously a stunt double
Rees: got it
GPS: now jump out onto that boat that is there just at the right there at the right moment
Chris: we got away !
GPS: just leave the headlights on like a douche
Chris: whoops
Drew: so what do we do now
Chris: I don't know
Drew: oh I know we can play that one word game where we each say one word and make a story
Chris: OK
Drew: The
Chris: orange
Drew: is
Chris: paying
Drew: his
Chris: bills
Drew: when
Chris: a
Drew: banana
Chris: shoots
Drew: him
Chris: the
Drew: end
Chris: lets get back to the Turtle Mobile
Drew: yeah that thing cost a lot
Chris: yeah my whole life's savings
James: mam' they got away
Meagan: darn they're good
James: what do you want us to do
Meagan: find and follow them
Drew: there's the Turtle Mobile
Chris: alright lets get back on the road
Drew: huh you did leave the head lights on
Chris: shut up
Drew: I mean it's still the morning it's light out why did you have them on
Chris: it's....just what you do in car chases
Drew: whatever
Chris: darn right whatever
Drew: alright you drive
Chris: alright......oh no the battery is out
Drew: that's what happens when you leave the headlight on
Chris: shut up alright you stay here I'm going to find help
One Hour later....
Chris: I couldn't find any.....where's the Turtle Mobile
Drew: I traded it to this kid for a Motorized Scooter
Chris: really?
Drew: yup
Chris: Drew......right when I thought you couldn't get any stupider....you do something as redemptional as this!!!!
Drew: really!?!
Chris: no I was misleading you I'm so pissed at you that was my whole life savings
Drew: oh I'm sor...
Chris: no no just don't....lets just go.
To be continued...
This part of "Tale of Tales" Includes humor from "Dumb and Dumber", and "Family Guy"
Drew: Chris did you pay the gas bill
Chris: uh no
Drew: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE !!!
James: stop the vehicular sir
Chris: what do we do
Drew: calm down lets not over react maybe they just have to check our car or something you know just don't over react
Chris: Drew, you're loading a rocket launcher
Drew: I'M NOT PAYING THE GAS BILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
BBBBOOOOOMMMM!!!!
Chris: what the heck Drew!
Drew: just drive! GO GO GO
Chris: you're crazy !!!
Drew: dude we've been friends for three years now what else do you expect
Chris: I guess you're right
Drew: alright so were are we
Chris: we are now in Chicago
Drew: ah well we better stop here for a little bit
Chris: you just shot a rocket at agents we are not stopping
Drew: oh no we have cars following us
Chris: they're shooting
Drew: I'm out of rockets
Chris: It's OK I have this car chase GPS
GPS: go the opposite direction on a one way street causing crashes
Chris: alright
GPS: now say hang on while you go down stairs
Chris: hang on
GPS: now go off that jump over there that is not made for a jump but is set up that way
Chris: got it
GPS: now make a poorly edited turn where the driver is obviously a stunt double
Rees: got it
GPS: now jump out onto that boat that is there just at the right there at the right moment
Chris: we got away !
GPS: just leave the headlights on like a douche
Chris: whoops
Drew: so what do we do now
Chris: I don't know
Drew: oh I know we can play that one word game where we each say one word and make a story
Chris: OK
Drew: The
Chris: orange
Drew: is
Chris: paying
Drew: his
Chris: bills
Drew: when
Chris: a
Drew: banana
Chris: shoots
Drew: him
Chris: the
Drew: end
Chris: lets get back to the Turtle Mobile
Drew: yeah that thing cost a lot
Chris: yeah my whole life's savings
James: mam' they got away
Meagan: darn they're good
James: what do you want us to do
Meagan: find and follow them
Drew: there's the Turtle Mobile
Chris: alright lets get back on the road
Drew: huh you did leave the head lights on
Chris: shut up
Drew: I mean it's still the morning it's light out why did you have them on
Chris: it's....just what you do in car chases
Drew: whatever
Chris: darn right whatever
Drew: alright you drive
Chris: alright......oh no the battery is out
Drew: that's what happens when you leave the headlight on
Chris: shut up alright you stay here I'm going to find help
One Hour later....
Chris: I couldn't find any.....where's the Turtle Mobile
Drew: I traded it to this kid for a Motorized Scooter
Chris: really?
Drew: yup
Chris: Drew......right when I thought you couldn't get any stupider....you do something as redemptional as this!!!!
Drew: really!?!
Chris: no I was misleading you I'm so pissed at you that was my whole life savings
Drew: oh I'm sor...
Chris: no no just don't....lets just go.
To be continued...
This part of "Tale of Tales" Includes humor from "Dumb and Dumber", and "Family Guy"
