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Tale of Tales part 2

Chris: hm some people are ahead of us pointing guns at us 

Drew: Chris did you pay the gas bill 

Chris: uh no 

Drew: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE !!!

James: stop the vehicular sir

Chris: what do we do

Drew: calm down lets not over react maybe they just have to check our car or something you know just don't over react  

Chris: Drew, you're loading a rocket launcher

Drew: I'M NOT PAYING THE GAS BILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

BBBBOOOOOMMMM!!!!

Chris: what the heck Drew! 

Drew: just drive! GO GO GO

Chris: you're crazy !!!

Drew: dude we've been friends for three years now what else do you expect 

Chris: I guess you're right 

Drew: alright so were are we 

Chris: we are now in Chicago 

Drew: ah well we better stop here for a little bit

Chris: you just shot a rocket at agents we are not stopping 

Drew: oh no we have cars following us 

Chris: they're shooting 

Drew: I'm out of rockets 

Chris: It's OK I have this car chase GPS

GPS: go the opposite direction on a one way street causing crashes 

Chris: alright 

GPS: now say hang on while you go down stairs 

Chris: hang on 

GPS: now go off that jump over there that is not made for a jump but is set up that way 

Chris: got it 

GPS: now make a poorly edited turn where the driver is obviously a stunt double 

Rees: got it 

GPS: now jump out onto that boat that is there just at the right there at the right moment 

Chris: we got away !

GPS: just leave the headlights on like a douche 

Chris: whoops    

Drew: so what  do we do now

Chris: I don't know 

Drew: oh I know we can play that one word game where we each say one word and make a story 

Chris: OK

Drew: The

Chris: orange 

Drew: is 

Chris: paying 

Drew: his 

Chris: bills 

Drew: when 

Chris: a 

Drew: banana 

Chris: shoots 

Drew: him 

Chris: the

Drew: end 

Chris: lets get back to the Turtle Mobile 

Drew: yeah that thing cost a lot 

Chris: yeah my whole life's savings 

James: mam' they got away 

Meagan: darn they're good 

James: what do you want us to do

Meagan: find and follow them

Drew: there's the Turtle Mobile 

Chris: alright lets get back on the road

Drew: huh you did leave the head lights on 

Chris: shut up

Drew: I mean it's still the morning it's light out why did you have them on 

Chris: it's....just what you do in car chases 

Drew: whatever 

Chris: darn right whatever 

Drew: alright you drive

Chris: alright......oh no the battery is out 

Drew: that's what happens when you leave the headlight on 

Chris: shut up alright you stay here I'm going to find help 

One Hour later....

Chris: I couldn't find any.....where's the Turtle Mobile

Drew: I traded it to this kid for a Motorized Scooter

Chris: really?

Drew: yup 

Chris: Drew......right when I thought you couldn't get any stupider....you do something as redemptional  as this!!!!

Drew: really!?!

Chris: no I was misleading you I'm so pissed at you that was my whole life savings 

Drew: oh I'm sor...

Chris: no no just don't....lets just go.

To be continued...

This part of "Tale of Tales" Includes humor from "Dumb and Dumber", and "Family Guy"
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