STAR BIRDS
Episode Vl Return of The Good Song
Hopefully you've all seen Star Wars now,
Because Communist aren't aloud here
So just to clear some things. First me (Drew) being Han,
and Meagan being Leia has no love connection alright.
Second we're not following the story perfectly
Because we don't care that much and you should know the story
Third, again were not following the Story exactly
It's too long and is a pain to right
Finally, we actually haven't used humor from other Star Wars sketches
alright well lets start the sketch
James: I don't have a good feeling about this
Nick: what's the worse that could happen It's not like Chris is selling us through this transmission
James: alright lets head into Jabbas Palace
Nick: why isn't it opening
Oriana: yeah its broken
Nick: oh
Oriana: yeah here I'll open this door for you
James: um are we aloud in/
Oriana: why would I know
James:uh well....ah forget it
Nick: There's Christen the Hut
Christen: jappa wabba flubo
James: um hi I'm CP-James-O and this is R2-Nick-2
Christen: wambo clubo Glee sucks
James: we bring a message from Master Chris Skywalker
Christen: wookie fookie High Fructose Corn Syrup
James: alright Nick play transmission
Nick: do you understand him
James: I may understand 600 different languages but I think hes just speaking gibberish
Nick: ah I'll play transmission
Chris: hello great Christen, so uh Drew Solo is a lot more important to us then these two droids, so uh take them for Drew
Christen: flubo woba sounds good weeble
Chris: actually we hate them so much that you should just take them they're so freaking annoying just take them
Christen: Ragged Flaggen alright
Nick: in the real movie he doesn't say that, but really that's what he means
Meagan: well ReesBacca lets see if this works
Christen: ah the Great Reesbacca weebo feebo
Meagan: I expect the full bounty
Christen: why should I give the full amount to you jeeblah me moo
Meagan: because I'm holding a recording of Number nine
Christen: weeboo woobee no no don't play it, stay as long as you want
A few hours later....
Meagan: here's Drew...lets see how do I open this .....here we go
Drew: ah where am I...I can't see
Meagan: it's OK you just suffering from Hyperna....no...hyperspa.....no....um you're suffering from something that starts with hyper
Drew: who is this
Meagan: someone who lov..do I really have to say this
Director: yes you do
Meagan: uhhh someone who loves you
Drew: Elaine!!!!
Meagan: no this is Meagan....Princess Meagan
Drew: right how are you
Meagan: uhhh...
Drew: I'm sorry....lets just look past that and Kiss
Christen: ha ha ha moogle foogle
Drew: by the way viewers Elaine Is the girl from Airplane! thought I'd share that
Christen: fleeble jleeble
Drew: wait I know that voice anywhere.....it's Christen The Hut
Meagan: well he does kinda just say random crap...it's kinda easy to know his voice
Christen: uba oba take them away neenoo
Rees: RAWR!!
Drew: Rees is that you
Rees: yeah....so wheres my twenty bucks
Drew: what?
Rees: oh right the sickness...is uh has memory loss...yeah so you oh me twenty dollars
Drew: oh then I'll give you that when we get out
meanwhile...
Chris: good day sir
Christen: we have a huge door to block these people out... man that's why I bought it yoboo gooooble fgooben
Chris: I'm here for my friends
Christen: nope
Chris: well
Christen: now how about you stand on that spot that's not a trap door
Chris: OK
James: sir that's a trap door
Chris: what aaaahhhhhhh !!!!
Christen: release the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man oboeo fluteo druma
Chris: man should of brought a light saber with me
Stay Puff Marshmallow man: rawr!
Bill Murray: Chris! catch
Chris: wow one of those cool ghost shooter thing o mo bobers thanks Bill Murray
Bill Murray: any time kid
Chris: alright take this Marshmallow
Stay Puff Marshmallow Man: rarw!!!
Chris: hes going to explode
Stay Puff Marshmallow man: nah just messing with you
Chris: ah crap....Wait look BUTTONS!!!! I'm going to throw a rock at them
Christen: muggle waggle crap he closed the giant door on him huuggle
Chris: there's marshmallow everywhere
Christen: luggle take him away hugol fgol
Drew: Chris is that you
Chris: yeah
Drew: how are you
Chris: good how are you
Drew: well I'm blind
Chris: oh right
Drew: where are we
Chris; right in front of Christen
Drew: wheres Meagan is she alright
Chris: yeah right now shes in a bikini thing sitting in a seductive pose
Drew: why do I have to be blind
Chris: well now were going on some flying boat things
Drew: now whats happening
Chris: now were passing a caption that says a few hours later
A few hours later....
Drew: where are we
Chris: I think were going to be thrown into a giant anus in the desert
Drew: well I been through weirder
Chris: weirder then waking up being blind then being thrown into a giant anus
Drew: well this one time I....
James: The Great Christen will take your pity now before being I'm sorry what this is some bull crap I'm not saying this
Chris: this is your last chance Christen set us free or be destroyed
Christen: hahahahaha toball Glee still sucks yaak hippu
Chris: (nods)
Nick: (nods)
Meagan: (nods)
James: (nods)
Caleb: (nods)
Drew: (is blind)
Chris: lets do this LLLLLEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY JJJJJEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!
Nick: here's your light saber catch
Chris: oh didn't expect this did you....and you laughed....what now because I have a lightsaber
Caleb: Drew this way
Chris: oh what now....I a freaking Jedi
Christen: Zacko Fett get them
Zack: OK
Meagan:(wrapping chain around Christen)'s neck ha whose the one with the chain now christen
Christen: someone help I'm choking will someone help Guards !!! aahhhhh
Chris: Hulk to fat...Flash to fast...and Cyclops just plain ugly....I'm a freaking jedi
Zack: pew too pew too
Caleb: ah I fell
Drew; what I was just grabbing this bar
Zack: ah you hit me ahhhh this was a lame death
Caleb: help
Drew: here I shoot you out
Caleb: but your blind
Drew: I'm getting my sight back ah here's a gun
Caleb: that's a grenade
Drew: oh here's a blaster
Caleb; Ok that is but I'm not sure you sould be shooting
Drew: pew too pew too pew too pew too Got you
Caleb: well you freed me but you also shot me three times
Drew: whoops
Chris: I don't use Pam beacause my cookies don't stick because I'm a freaking Jedi
Meagan: hey over here
Chris: OK lets go
Drew: pew too pew too pew too am I getting them
Caleb: no we've left
Drew: oh
Caleb: yeah
Drew: I call Driving
Caleb: darn it
At the Ships...
Chris: I'll meet you at the post I'm going to Dagobar
Drew: alright kid we'll me you there
At Dagobar...
Nick: this place sucks
Jacob: hey Chris
Nick: oh great this guy
Chris: Jacob I want to be a Jedi Master
Jacob: you already are
Chris: really
Jacob: not really...
Chris; then how
Jacob:I'd tell you but I'm going to die now
Chris: wait what
Jacob: yes but first I'll tell you how to become a Jedi Master
Chris: Yes please
Jacob: Conor hes your father you must confront him
Chris: I thought so but how
Jacob; I'd tell but I'm dead
Chris: darn it
Cam: hey Jacob the cookies are done....oh hes dead
Chris: Cam?
Cam: hey
Chris: Conor's my father?
Cam: yup and you have a sister
Chris: who
Cam: Meagan is....I mean shes the only women in the whole universe
Chris; gross
Cam: why
Chris: she totally made out with me
Cam: but she just punched me
Chris: we're going by the script !!!!
Cam: OK OK
Chris: OK viewers we all know the story hopefully so lets skip to Endor when we've all been captured
Drew: nice going Rees
Rees: hey I didn't think there'd be a trp there
Chris; why would a Xbox be just laying around in a jungle!!!
Rees: I don't know
Drew: and James really you're just acting like a godto them
James: yup
Chris; tell them you'll use your magical power on them if they don't let us free
James: yeah sure.....kill them all and don't stop even if I tell you to
Chris: duh naaa duh na na na nuh na na
Ewok: wow...hes singin a cool but smooth hum quick let cut him loose
Drew: nice Chris
Meagan: hey guys
Chris: why didn't you help us
Meagan: sorry the Ewoks were braiding my hair
Chris: BULL.....CRAP!!!
Meanwhile....
Conor: hi we don't really care for this scene
Later...
Chris: I'm going to turn myself over to Dark Conor
Meagan: why
Chris: because I'm danger to you...and I kinda pissed off the Ewoks so yeah
Meagan: oh
Chris: almost forgot you're my sister
Meagan: I know some how I always knew
Chris: even when you kissed me
Meagan: I didn't kiss you I punched youtits and go already
Chris: WERE GOING BY THE SCRIPT!!!!
Meagan: OK calm your hands and go already
Later....
Conor: why hello son
Chris: well hi mister never comes to my baseball games
Conor: you played baseball? whatever so how bout you join the Dark side off the force
Chris: how bout you suck my big ol black sweaty ba....
Technical Difficulties..... please "stick" around
Dark Jaconis: haha its me but now I'm the Dark lord of evilness....anyways Chris your friends are walking into a trap I have my best men ready to ambush your friends on Endoor....oh I'm afraid the Death Star's shield will be on when your friends come
Chris: well should have figured
meanwhile...
Drew: alright we've taken over the station now time to blow it up
Meagan: wasn't this a bit to easy
Stormtrooper: stop right there
Drew: well you spoke too soon
Rees: I hate being your dog thing Drew
now back in space...
Admiral Dallas: alright there's the Death Star...but the shields are still up and there's a fleet right there.....huh.....IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
Jacob: doesn't this just make you mad go ahead strike me down
Chris: it's actually kinda cool to watch
Jacob: that's Ok...because I did "Come here in a Time machine YOU MADE!!!"
Chris: wait no it "I come here in a time machine YOU INVENTED!!!"
Jacob: well..."Conor I don't think were In Montana any longer"
Chris: what not even close it "Toto I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Jacob: "Alien phone home"
Chris: Dude come I want to kill you it's "E.T. phone home"
Jacob: "Go forward make my hour"
Chris: IT'S "Go AHEAD make my Day" and that's it I'm going to kill you
Conor: ha blocked
Meanwhile...
Drew: well what now
James: Nick I'm sure about this
Nick: it's all part of the plan now go attract them
James: hey over here!!
Stormtrooper: stop right there come on
Ewok: attack!!!!
Drew: come on grab some guns
Rees: really because I was thinking of just sitting here and barking at them because I'm dog
Drew: just shut up and shoot....pew too pew too pew too
Meagan:pew too pew too come on this way to the station
Meanwhile...Conor: come my son join the Dark side
Chris: NO I'm going to jump up here
Conor: you better get down by the time I count to three.....One........Two.......Three....that's it I'm throwing my lightsaber
Chris: AH
Conor: come on out you know "I love the scent of Fire in the Morning"
Chris: aahhhh it's "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
Conor: "you can't take the truth"
Chris: it's "you can't handle the truth"
Conor: "you're gonna require a larger boat"
Chris: ahhhhh I gonna kill you!!! it's "you're gonna need a bigger boat"
Conor: wow
Chris: I hate you guys and how you miss say quotes ahhhh
Conor: aaahhhh you cut off my masterba....
Technical Difficulties....Please "hang" around
Conor: ah you cut off my arm!!!!
Imperial Officer: sir our troops are getting killed by teddy bears
Jacob: really? those were my best troops....man my army sucks
On Endor...
Drew: Nick open the door
Nick: OK lets see almost got it aaahhhhhh whoa!
Drew: well he got shot
Meagan: aaahh
Drew: not you too
Stormtrooper: stop right there
Meagan: pew too pew too
Drew: that was awesome
Rees: guys I have a tank walker thing
Drew: great shoot open the door
On the Death Star....
Jacob: great now strike him down and your journey to the Dark side will be complete
Chris: no I'll never join the Dark side of the force
Jacob: then you will die
Back to Endor...
Drew: RUN!!! it's gonna blow up
BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
Caleb: The shield is down come on lets head inside
Jacob: hahahahahah
Chris: Father help me
Conor: I don't know....
Chris: Dear god he wanted me to kill you
Conor: True very true
Chris: ahhh this feels really bad please help
Conor: well because you said please
Jacob: what are you doing...aaahhhh I knew I should have not put in this giant hole
Chris: come lets go
Caleb: alright shoot the power station
Rebel: no freaking way I thought we were coming here to sip tea with the stormtroopers....whatever.....missile pew too
Conor: take off my helmetChris: OK
Conor: no not really I'll die aahhhh I'm choking aaahhhh
Chris: goodbye Father
Conor: aaahhhh
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Dallas: yay!!! I did nothing
Later.....Drew: we won yeah
Chris: Hi guys
Meagan: hey Chris
Chris: you guys!
Drew: whats up
Chris: I killed my Dad bye guys
Drew: you like him don't you
Meagan: Drew hes my brother
Drew: wow so when you kissed him
Meagan: I didn't kiss him
Drew: whatever I'm going to do so many things to
Technical Difficulties Please "stand" by....
Jacob: now I'm Yoda but I'm a ghost
Conor: hey guys
Cam: wait but you were old how are you young
Conor: I'm special addition
Cam: you smug little hipster
Chris: and now the end
Drew: Bu bu bu....Bird bird bu bu bu Bird Bird bu bu...bu Bird
Credits.....well really just what everybody was...and in no order at all
Drew-Han Solo
Chris-Luke Skywalker
Rees-Chewbacca
Nick-R2-D2
James-Cp-3o
Meagan-Princees Leia
Ryan Reynolds-Meagan probably was thinking of him at some point
Jacob-Yoda/Dark Sidious
Cam- Obi-wan Kanobi
Conor- Darth Vader
Dallas-Admiral Akbar
Christen-Jabba The Hut
Oriana-weird eye thing that comes out of that giant door
Zack-Boba Fett
I think thats it I don't know and don't really care
Directed by-Drew
Created by-Drew
Executive Producer-Drew
Writer- Drew
Pretty much..... Everything was Drew
Nick: what's the worse that could happen It's not like Chris is selling us through this transmission
James: alright lets head into Jabbas Palace
Nick: why isn't it opening
Oriana: yeah its broken
Nick: oh
Oriana: yeah here I'll open this door for you
James: um are we aloud in/
Oriana: why would I know
James:uh well....ah forget it
Nick: There's Christen the Hut
Christen: jappa wabba flubo
James: um hi I'm CP-James-O and this is R2-Nick-2
Christen: wambo clubo Glee sucks
James: we bring a message from Master Chris Skywalker
Christen: wookie fookie High Fructose Corn Syrup
James: alright Nick play transmission
Nick: do you understand him
James: I may understand 600 different languages but I think hes just speaking gibberish
Nick: ah I'll play transmission
Chris: hello great Christen, so uh Drew Solo is a lot more important to us then these two droids, so uh take them for Drew
Christen: flubo woba sounds good weeble
Chris: actually we hate them so much that you should just take them they're so freaking annoying just take them
Christen: Ragged Flaggen alright
Nick: in the real movie he doesn't say that, but really that's what he means
Meagan: well ReesBacca lets see if this works
Christen: ah the Great Reesbacca weebo feebo
Meagan: I expect the full bounty
Christen: why should I give the full amount to you jeeblah me moo
Meagan: because I'm holding a recording of Number nine
Christen: weeboo woobee no no don't play it, stay as long as you want
A few hours later....
Meagan: here's Drew...lets see how do I open this .....here we go
Drew: ah where am I...I can't see
Meagan: it's OK you just suffering from Hyperna....no...hyperspa.....no....um you're suffering from something that starts with hyper
Drew: who is this
Meagan: someone who lov..do I really have to say this
Director: yes you do
Meagan: uhhh someone who loves you
Drew: Elaine!!!!
Meagan: no this is Meagan....Princess Meagan
Drew: right how are you
Meagan: uhhh...
Drew: I'm sorry....lets just look past that and Kiss
Christen: ha ha ha moogle foogle
Drew: by the way viewers Elaine Is the girl from Airplane! thought I'd share that
Christen: fleeble jleeble
Drew: wait I know that voice anywhere.....it's Christen The Hut
Meagan: well he does kinda just say random crap...it's kinda easy to know his voice
Christen: uba oba take them away neenoo
Rees: RAWR!!
Drew: Rees is that you
Rees: yeah....so wheres my twenty bucks
Drew: what?
Rees: oh right the sickness...is uh has memory loss...yeah so you oh me twenty dollars
Drew: oh then I'll give you that when we get out
meanwhile...
Chris: good day sir
Christen: we have a huge door to block these people out... man that's why I bought it yoboo gooooble fgooben
Chris: I'm here for my friends
Christen: nope
Chris: well
Christen: now how about you stand on that spot that's not a trap door
Chris: OK
James: sir that's a trap door
Chris: what aaaahhhhhhh !!!!
Christen: release the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man oboeo fluteo druma
Chris: man should of brought a light saber with me
Stay Puff Marshmallow man: rawr!
Bill Murray: Chris! catch
Chris: wow one of those cool ghost shooter thing o mo bobers thanks Bill Murray
Bill Murray: any time kid
Chris: alright take this Marshmallow
Stay Puff Marshmallow Man: rarw!!!
Chris: hes going to explode
Stay Puff Marshmallow man: nah just messing with you
Chris: ah crap....Wait look BUTTONS!!!! I'm going to throw a rock at them
Christen: muggle waggle crap he closed the giant door on him huuggle
Chris: there's marshmallow everywhere
Christen: luggle take him away hugol fgol
Drew: Chris is that you
Chris: yeah
Drew: how are you
Chris: good how are you
Drew: well I'm blind
Chris: oh right
Drew: where are we
Chris; right in front of Christen
Drew: wheres Meagan is she alright
Chris: yeah right now shes in a bikini thing sitting in a seductive pose
Drew: why do I have to be blind
Chris: well now were going on some flying boat things
Drew: now whats happening
Chris: now were passing a caption that says a few hours later
A few hours later....
Drew: where are we
Chris: I think were going to be thrown into a giant anus in the desert
Drew: well I been through weirder
Chris: weirder then waking up being blind then being thrown into a giant anus
Drew: well this one time I....
James: The Great Christen will take your pity now before being I'm sorry what this is some bull crap I'm not saying this
Chris: this is your last chance Christen set us free or be destroyed
Christen: hahahahaha toball Glee still sucks yaak hippu
Chris: (nods)
Nick: (nods)
Meagan: (nods)
James: (nods)
Caleb: (nods)
Drew: (is blind)
Chris: lets do this LLLLLEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY JJJJJEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!
Nick: here's your light saber catch
Chris: oh didn't expect this did you....and you laughed....what now because I have a lightsaber
Caleb: Drew this way
Chris: oh what now....I a freaking Jedi
Christen: Zacko Fett get them
Zack: OK
Meagan:(wrapping chain around Christen)'s neck ha whose the one with the chain now christen
Christen: someone help I'm choking will someone help Guards !!! aahhhhh
Chris: Hulk to fat...Flash to fast...and Cyclops just plain ugly....I'm a freaking jedi
Zack: pew too pew too
Caleb: ah I fell
Drew; what I was just grabbing this bar
Zack: ah you hit me ahhhh this was a lame death
Caleb: help
Drew: here I shoot you out
Caleb: but your blind
Drew: I'm getting my sight back ah here's a gun
Caleb: that's a grenade
Drew: oh here's a blaster
Caleb; Ok that is but I'm not sure you sould be shooting
Drew: pew too pew too pew too pew too Got you
Caleb: well you freed me but you also shot me three times
Drew: whoops
Chris: I don't use Pam beacause my cookies don't stick because I'm a freaking Jedi
Meagan: hey over here
Chris: OK lets go
Drew: pew too pew too pew too am I getting them
Caleb: no we've left
Drew: oh
Caleb: yeah
Drew: I call Driving
Caleb: darn it
At the Ships...
Chris: I'll meet you at the post I'm going to Dagobar
Drew: alright kid we'll me you there
At Dagobar...
Nick: this place sucks
Jacob: hey Chris
Nick: oh great this guy
Chris: Jacob I want to be a Jedi Master
Jacob: you already are
Chris: really
Jacob: not really...
Chris; then how
Jacob:I'd tell you but I'm going to die now
Chris: wait what
Jacob: yes but first I'll tell you how to become a Jedi Master
Chris: Yes please
Jacob: Conor hes your father you must confront him
Chris: I thought so but how
Jacob; I'd tell but I'm dead
Chris: darn it
Cam: hey Jacob the cookies are done....oh hes dead
Chris: Cam?
Cam: hey
Chris: Conor's my father?
Cam: yup and you have a sister
Chris: who
Cam: Meagan is....I mean shes the only women in the whole universe
Chris; gross
Cam: why
Chris: she totally made out with me
Cam: but she just punched me
Chris: we're going by the script !!!!
Cam: OK OK
Chris: OK viewers we all know the story hopefully so lets skip to Endor when we've all been captured
Drew: nice going Rees
Rees: hey I didn't think there'd be a trp there
Chris; why would a Xbox be just laying around in a jungle!!!
Rees: I don't know
Drew: and James really you're just acting like a godto them
James: yup
Chris; tell them you'll use your magical power on them if they don't let us free
James: yeah sure.....kill them all and don't stop even if I tell you to
Chris: duh naaa duh na na na nuh na na
Ewok: wow...hes singin a cool but smooth hum quick let cut him loose
Drew: nice Chris
Meagan: hey guys
Chris: why didn't you help us
Meagan: sorry the Ewoks were braiding my hair
Chris: BULL.....CRAP!!!
Meanwhile....
Conor: hi we don't really care for this scene
Later...
Chris: I'm going to turn myself over to Dark Conor
Meagan: why
Chris: because I'm danger to you...and I kinda pissed off the Ewoks so yeah
Meagan: oh
Chris: almost forgot you're my sister
Meagan: I know some how I always knew
Chris: even when you kissed me
Meagan: I didn't kiss you I punched youtits and go already
Chris: WERE GOING BY THE SCRIPT!!!!
Meagan: OK calm your hands and go already
Later....
Conor: why hello son
Chris: well hi mister never comes to my baseball games
Conor: you played baseball? whatever so how bout you join the Dark side off the force
Chris: how bout you suck my big ol black sweaty ba....
Technical Difficulties..... please "stick" around
Dark Jaconis: haha its me but now I'm the Dark lord of evilness....anyways Chris your friends are walking into a trap I have my best men ready to ambush your friends on Endoor....oh I'm afraid the Death Star's shield will be on when your friends come
Chris: well should have figured
meanwhile...
Drew: alright we've taken over the station now time to blow it up
Meagan: wasn't this a bit to easy
Stormtrooper: stop right there
Drew: well you spoke too soon
Rees: I hate being your dog thing Drew
now back in space...
Admiral Dallas: alright there's the Death Star...but the shields are still up and there's a fleet right there.....huh.....IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
Jacob: doesn't this just make you mad go ahead strike me down
Chris: it's actually kinda cool to watch
Jacob: that's Ok...because I did "Come here in a Time machine YOU MADE!!!"
Chris: wait no it "I come here in a time machine YOU INVENTED!!!"
Jacob: well..."Conor I don't think were In Montana any longer"
Chris: what not even close it "Toto I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Jacob: "Alien phone home"
Chris: Dude come I want to kill you it's "E.T. phone home"
Jacob: "Go forward make my hour"
Chris: IT'S "Go AHEAD make my Day" and that's it I'm going to kill you
Conor: ha blocked
Meanwhile...
Drew: well what now
James: Nick I'm sure about this
Nick: it's all part of the plan now go attract them
James: hey over here!!
Stormtrooper: stop right there come on
Ewok: attack!!!!
Drew: come on grab some guns
Rees: really because I was thinking of just sitting here and barking at them because I'm dog
Drew: just shut up and shoot....pew too pew too pew too
Meagan:pew too pew too come on this way to the station
Meanwhile...Conor: come my son join the Dark side
Chris: NO I'm going to jump up here
Conor: you better get down by the time I count to three.....One........Two.......Three....that's it I'm throwing my lightsaber
Chris: AH
Conor: come on out you know "I love the scent of Fire in the Morning"
Chris: aahhhh it's "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
Conor: "you can't take the truth"
Chris: it's "you can't handle the truth"
Conor: "you're gonna require a larger boat"
Chris: ahhhhh I gonna kill you!!! it's "you're gonna need a bigger boat"
Conor: wow
Chris: I hate you guys and how you miss say quotes ahhhh
Conor: aaahhhh you cut off my masterba....
Technical Difficulties....Please "hang" around
Conor: ah you cut off my arm!!!!
Imperial Officer: sir our troops are getting killed by teddy bears
Jacob: really? those were my best troops....man my army sucks
On Endor...
Drew: Nick open the door
Nick: OK lets see almost got it aaahhhhhh whoa!
Drew: well he got shot
Meagan: aaahh
Drew: not you too
Stormtrooper: stop right there
Meagan: pew too pew too
Drew: that was awesome
Rees: guys I have a tank walker thing
Drew: great shoot open the door
On the Death Star....
Jacob: great now strike him down and your journey to the Dark side will be complete
Chris: no I'll never join the Dark side of the force
Jacob: then you will die
Back to Endor...
Drew: RUN!!! it's gonna blow up
BBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
Caleb: The shield is down come on lets head inside
Jacob: hahahahahah
Chris: Father help me
Conor: I don't know....
Chris: Dear god he wanted me to kill you
Conor: True very true
Chris: ahhh this feels really bad please help
Conor: well because you said please
Jacob: what are you doing...aaahhhh I knew I should have not put in this giant hole
Chris: come lets go
Caleb: alright shoot the power station
Rebel: no freaking way I thought we were coming here to sip tea with the stormtroopers....whatever.....missile pew too
Conor: take off my helmetChris: OK
Conor: no not really I'll die aahhhh I'm choking aaahhhh
Chris: goodbye Father
Conor: aaahhhh
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Dallas: yay!!! I did nothing
Later.....Drew: we won yeah
Chris: Hi guys
Meagan: hey Chris
Chris: you guys!
Drew: whats up
Chris: I killed my Dad bye guys
Drew: you like him don't you
Meagan: Drew hes my brother
Drew: wow so when you kissed him
Meagan: I didn't kiss him
Drew: whatever I'm going to do so many things to
Technical Difficulties Please "stand" by....
Jacob: now I'm Yoda but I'm a ghost
Conor: hey guys
Cam: wait but you were old how are you young
Conor: I'm special addition
Cam: you smug little hipster
Chris: and now the end
Drew: Bu bu bu....Bird bird bu bu bu Bird Bird bu bu...bu Bird
Credits.....well really just what everybody was...and in no order at all
Drew-Han Solo
Chris-Luke Skywalker
Rees-Chewbacca
Nick-R2-D2
James-Cp-3o
Meagan-Princees Leia
Ryan Reynolds-Meagan probably was thinking of him at some point
Jacob-Yoda/Dark Sidious
Cam- Obi-wan Kanobi
Conor- Darth Vader
Dallas-Admiral Akbar
Christen-Jabba The Hut
Oriana-weird eye thing that comes out of that giant door
Zack-Boba Fett
I think thats it I don't know and don't really care
Directed by-Drew
Created by-Drew
Executive Producer-Drew
Writer- Drew
Pretty much..... Everything was Drew
