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                                                           STAR BIRDS
                                                          A New Song
                                     Alright do we really have to tell you the intro?
                         I mean if you Haven't  seen  Star Wars then get out of here.
                         That's right I said the F word don't like it then get out of here.
                      Anyways now that we're done with that every good sketch or spoof
                    association has made a spoof on Star Wars though it's a great movie  
                 It's a huge cliche. and George Lucas  is an @sshole...but that doesn't mean
             Star Wars is a bad Movie...In fact scientist has found that people that have not                              s             Seen Star Wars are Communist..so anyways lets start this Star Wars spoof ..         
                            
                              

Rebel Captain: Mam' were being attacked

Princess Meagan: Really are we because I thought it was a SpaceQuake

Rebel Captain: well it's not

Meagan: I was being sarcastic.....anyway whos attacking us

Rebel Captain: the empire Mam'

Meanwhile...

Rebel: they're about to breach the ship get in position

Rebel: why are none of us prone right now we're just standing up and why didn't we grab some boxes or something for cover

boom!

Rebel: pew too, pew too,pew too... dang voice automated guns.. pew too, pew, too...AAHHH!!

Storm trooper: pew too, pew too...all of the ones here are dead sir

Dark Conor: search the ship find Princess Meagan

Meanwhile...

Cp-James-O: R2-Nick-2 where are you

Meagan: alright I but the disk in why isn't it loading

Nick: you put it in upside down eject it and but it back in

Meagan: alright 

Nick: alright I'm reading...alright installing

Meagan: come on hurry  up

Nick: yelling isn't going to help...alright it's done

Storm Trooper: over here come on

Meagan: oh crap Storm Troopers get that to Cam Wan Kenobi

Nick: alright

James: Nick who was that

Nick: The f***ing Princess who do you think

James: hey I didn't see her ...anyways lets get out of here come on 

Storm Trooper: there's Meagan...stun pew too...got her...seriously that was the first person I've ever hit with this thing and it wasn't even a kill

Dark Conor: there you are

Meagan: the alliance has many powerful friends you wont get away with this

Conor: hey you see this ...this is my I don't give a crap face...

Meagan: your wearing a helmet

Conor: whatever....where the freaking Empire the alliance can suck on that

On Tatonine....

Nick: where to now

James: lets go separate directions and get capture by Jawas  

Nick: alright...now viewers lets go to Chris Skywalker 

Aunt: take out the Garbage Chris

Chris: up yours...I'm going to go buy droids and go on many adventures with them

Aunt: over my burnt corpse 

Chris: what ever

Uncle: come on Chris we're going to buy some droids

Chris: alright

Jawa: Zookinii

Uncle: I don't understand

Jawa: memes zoo bop 

Uncle: I'll just take these two

Jawa: Zookinii

Uncle: all right Chris  fix them up

Chris: alright

James: hello I'm Cp-

Chris: don't care

James: hey man did you know your Dad built me

Chris: what

Nick: dude don't spoil the story for him

James: well they never mention it...I mean Darth Vadar built me 

Nick: just don't tell him

James: fine

Chris: alright Nick come here

Nick: alright

Chris: hm what's this

Nick: wait buffering video ...alright here it is

Meagan: Help me Cam Wan Kenobi your my only hope

Chris: is there any more to it

Nick: wait not that button




                                                                             

Chris: ha ha Keyboard cat

James: well I'm out of power goodnight

Chris: yeah goodnight

The next day...

James: master Chris... Nick is gone

Chris: well lets go find him

A little while longer...

James: look there he is

Chris: Nick why are you out here

Nick: I don't know I drank some anti freeze and it all went down hill from there 

Chris: oh no sand people

uugalybougaly: wal ha wol!!!

Chris: ahhh

Cam-wan-kenobi: Boo!

uugalybougaly: ahhhh!!!!!

Chris: who are you

Cam: I'm Cam

Chris: um Viewers we don't have that much time to do this sketch so lets skip some...just to the Kantina 

Cam: I hear this guy..Drew solo has a fast ship there he is 

Drew Solo: who are you 

Cam: I'm Cam this is Chris...we hear your ship is fast 

Drew: yes it's one of the fastest ship out there...it can get up to 12 parsecs 

Cam: listen I don't feel like bartering so here's 15 grand take us places

Drew: alright Reesbacca bring them to the Millennium Falcon

Rees: Grrrrrrrr

Drew: please don't do that gives me a huge headache

Rees: fine see you at the ship

Drew: alright 

Greedo: stop right there you owe Christen the Hutt a lot of money

Drew: listen I was just on my way to pay him right now

Greedo: it's to late for that

Drew: pew too...better get out of here....but lets see what's in his wallet...eh just 20 bucks...well now I better get out of here

Chris: this is a piece of junk

Drew: oh I'm sorry is you spaceship better then my spaceship no your spaceship is probably way better...that's why you need my help

Chris: alright I'm sorry lets go

Storm Troopers: there they are get them

Drew: hurry in the ship

Storm Trooper: man we suck at aiming

Cam: head for Alderaan jumping to Hyper speed

Cam: man Hyper space looks weird 

Drew: yeah always does 

Meanwhile...at the death star

Meagan: Governor Tarken I recognize your stench when I came on board 

Governor Tarken : do I really smell that bad?

Conor:  yeah you kinda do

Governor Tarken : oh well lets see what you think when we destroy your home planet of Alderron...Aldonaar...um Alderaan that's it

Meagan: NO!

Governor Tarken: oh you said no I think i'll reconsider now...fire the weapon

Engineer: dddddooooooo

BBBBBBOOOOOMMMM!!!

Meagan: up yours 

Governor Tarken: AH! you kicked me...take her back to her cell

Back to the Millennium Falcon...

Cam: well better train Chris

Chris: look Cam I blocked a lazer I've got 300 points

Cam: let the force flow through  you

Drew: ha

Chris: you don't believe in the force do you

Drew: what the thing you just found out about?

Chris: well you have a point

Drew: Oh crap we come out of Hyper space into an asteroid field 

Cam: no that's Alderaan

Chris: lets head for the Metal like Moon with a lazer cannon on the top 

Cam: that's no moon It's a space station

Drew: it has us in it's tractor beam well it wont get me without a fight...well I give up they got us

Cam: did you really expect to get out of that by pushing two buttons

Drew: well yeah

Chris: well now we're in the station and Storm Trooper's are coming 

Drew: well crap...wait I have a plan

Storm Trooper: stop right there

Drew: punch, punch,punch kick,kick

Storm Trooper: this armor provides no protection

Drew: lets put on there armor to blend in

Chris: wait what about the bodies

Drew: eh

Chris: um alright

Storm Trooper: hey there Two oddly shaped storm troopers..Giant dog thing..two Droids, and Jedi

Drew: hurry we have to blend in

Chris,Can,Rees,Nick,and James:  Oooooohhh ohh, ohh! for the longest time. woah, woh! for the longest time, 

Drew:   If you say goodbye! to me, tonight.... there would, still be music left to write!. wooh ohh ohh,  what else could I do? I'm inspired by you! that hasn't happened for the looongest time. 

Cam: alright you go get the princess Meagan I'll turn off the tractor beam

Chris: alright

Drew: well let's get to the detention level

Chris: well here it is

Officer: who are what are you doing

Drew: just dropping this prisoner...um look over there

Officer: what

Drew: pew too

Chris; I'll go get the Princess

Other Officer: (over radio ) what's going on there

Drew: everything's fine..just a weapon malfunction...um how are you

Officer: um alright kinda boring....wait a minute

Drew: pew too

Meagan: aren't you a little short for a storm Trooper

Chris: man these high heels don't work at all...any ways I'm here to save you with Cam-wan-kenobi

Meagan: Cam...alright lets go

Drew: pew too pew too pew too

Storm Trooper: pew too, pew too

Chris: pew too pew too

Meagan: give me that..pew too..come on in here

Chris: alright 

Drew: well If there's any thing to trust it's a hole going to a random place in a giant space station come on Rees

Rees: it doesn't look safe

Drew: just come on

Rees: fine

Drew: great now we're in garbage...great Idea Meagan

Meagan: well you didn't need to follow 

Drew: what ever

Chris: the wall are closing in on us

Drew: or we're growing

Rees: I think Chris is right 

Chris: James we need you stop the moving wall

James: um alright

Chris: there thanks

Drew; now lets go

Meanwhile...

Cam: here it is the tractor beam...I wonder why they just have a switch for it and it doesn't even have any guards and why is the standing area so small?...whatever 

Storm trooper: did you here that

Storm Trooper: probably just a drill

Storm Trooper; that's probably why we've been getting calls to get to the detention level because there's intruders

Conor: you were a fool to come here

Cam: and you were a fool for insurance.....Like a good neighbor state farm is there

State Farm Agent; hey there Cam what do you need

Cam: with a light saber

State Farm Agent: here you go

Cam: now lets battle Conor

Conor: bring it on

Chris: Cam!!

Cam: what AAAAHHHH!! why did you distract me I was doing good...now I'm going to disappear

Chris: No!

Drew: come on Chris    

Meagan: get us out of here

Drew: really because I thought sitting right here would be fun

Meagan: just go!!

Drew: alright

Chris; I can't believe he's dead

Meagan: I know your sad but I just lost my whole planet so you don't really have any ground here

Chris: Drew: where do we go now

Meagan: head for Yavin 4

Drew: alright going there

Rees: Grrrrr

Drew: I said don't do that

Rees: alright

Drew: well we're here

A little bit later...

Rebel Officer: alright so for some reason the death star has this hole...so lets shoot a missile into it

Chris: so Drew your taking your reward and leaving

Drew: um yeah that's why I helped you guys

Chris; well take care of yourself...that's obviously what your good at

Drew: I just drove you into a giant space station and then helped what the heck

Chris: alright Nick you ready for lift off

Nick: this spot doesn't seem safe 

Chris: eh who cares 

Nick: I do

Chris: what ever lifting off

Gold leader: approaching Death Star every  one  check in

Blue Leader: blue leader standing by

Chris: Red leader standing by 

Pink Leader: OMG pink leader standing by ready for action silly

Black Leader:  Black leader standing by 

Rainbow Leader: Rainbow leader super stoned 

Green Lantern: Green lantern standing by,  No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon… 

Razzmatazz Leader: Razzmatazz Leader standing by

Brown Leader: Brown leader standing by 

White Leader: white leader standing by and ready to wimp out

Gold Leader: alright lets move in

Black Leader: I'm hit going down 

White Leader: holy crap one person died I'm out of here

Chris: green lantern cover me  

Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let all who worship evil’s might / Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light! 

Brown Leader: I'll cover you!!!

Chris: alright 

Brown Leader; crap they hit me 

Conor: now I have you

Nick: he hit me I told you this a terrible spot!

Chris: oh crap

Conor: time to die

Drew: oh Hell no!!

Conor: whose this

Drew: well haven't you heard about the Bird...Bu bu bu Bird bird bird well the Bird is the word

Chris: thanks

Drew: anytime Kid

Chris: alright time to blow this thing up

Cam: Chris use the force

Chris: are you sure because the targeting system works fine

Cam: just use the force

Chris: alright......shooting now....It went in.....lets get out of here

BBBOOOOOOMMMMMM

To Be continued....






















 
































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