Restaurant 

Drew:(walking up to the table) hello, and welcome to everything Restaurant, we don't give you menus because we have everything

Conor: ah yes I'd like a steak, medium rare

Drew: we don't have that

Conor: I thought you had everything

Drew: we don't have it medium rare, we have raw, or burnt

Conor: no in between?

Drew: no in between sir

Conor: how rare is it 

Drew: it still moos

Conor: ah well I'll have the ribs

Drew: completely dry, two ribs in a gallon of sauce 

Conor: OK, why is it only those options

Drew: look sir there is only one chef in  the world that can make everything in the world, and he's very picky on how he makes things

Conor: I'll just have Cereal

Drew: no bowl, or really saggy

Conor: really? why does it have to be one or the other

Drew: has to be one or the other

Conor: uhhh, how about a salad

Drew: frozen or on fire

Conor; uhhhh this place, why do you even serve everything if all terrible

Drew: sir, we like the name, and hate menus

Conor: just give me give me the cereal, no bowl

Drew: OK and for the lady

Meagan: eggs Benedict please

Drew:do you want them perfect,  or right in between where they're really good

Meagan: perfect please

Conor: what!, can I change my order

Drew: no

Conor: then can I have some water

Drew: in an ice block, or boiling hot

Conor: REALLY!?