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oo.7 Repeated: Golden PI. 

Drew: ah what a nice Honeymoon too bad my wife is dead...ah my phone is ringing  

Conor: Drew the Cat Drop-kicker is at it again we need you here now

Drew: of course you do I can never have a good time can I...alright I'm coming

At H.Q.

Conor: alright Drew, we have Intel that  The Cat Drop-kicker is going to strike again we have two possible locations he may be at 

Drew: what are they

Conor: the Dog Up-Puncher Hotel, and The Cat Drop-kicker Casino 

Drew: um I'll go with the second one 

Conor: really I thought it would be the first one, whatever alright go to C to get the newest gadgets 

Drew: alright

At The lab...

Drew: hey C I'm told you have some gadgets 

Chris: ah yes I do

Drew: alright 

Chris: alright this here is a cutting edge lock picking tool...It can open almost any Door

Drew: this is a hammer 

Chris: actually...and this here is a knife that can Barely cut through air

Drew: uh thanks 

Chris: and here we have something that can absorb any liquid 

Drew: this is wood

Chris: yeah I know....and this is a bag of Doritos 

Drew: oh and when someone opens it..it explodes or puts out poisonous gas

Chris: no instead of Doritos it will be Trail mix inside it will be such an bummer for them

Drew: uh thanks for no help

Chris: quite welcome 

At the Casino....

Drew: ah looks like there playing cards 

Dealer: why hello

Drew: what's the game

Dealer: 5 card draw

Drew: oh no no...no no no....good day sir 

Dealer: um OK

Drew: well I'll get a drink 

Girl Scout: wait a minute you have an  ace in you sleeve

Girl Scout2: uh no 

Girl Scout: I'm going to throw you in the Juke box 

Drew: viewers here's a video about how things are about to go down, by the way I'm the guy in the captain's outfit, and the girl for the sketch is in the red dress


Drew: that was awesome good day madam

Vienna: so are you going to bye me a drink 

Drew: I would but all my money was in my ship captain suit and now I can't find it

person: oh 

Drew: wait a second I'll get some money

Dealer: Hi again 

Drew: The game is now Texas hole em' deal me in 

Dealer: OK here's 500 chips 

Drew: alright

Dealer: alright dealing 

Player: I'll bet 25

Drew: I'll raise you 100

Player 2: I'll see 125

Player 3: Fold

Player: I'll see 100 

Dealer: flipping 

Drew: check 

Player: check 

Player 2: check

Dealer flipping 

Player: check

Drew: I'll bet 25 

Player2: I'll see 25

Player: fold 

Dealer: flipping

Drew: all in 

Player2: alright all in 

Dealer: show

Player2: three of a kind...kings

Drew: full house  7 over 3

Player2: crap

Dealer: dealing next hand 

Drew: check 

Player: check

Player 3: check

Dealer: flipping 

Drew: All in

Player: fold

Player 3: all in 

Dealer: alright flipping next two, alright show Player 3:  four of a kind fives

Drew: four of a kind sevens 

Player 3:  darn it!!!!

Dealer: dealing next hand

Drew: all in

Player: all in

Dealer: flipping five cards then 

Drew: four of a kind sevens

Player: royal flush I win 

Gunshot....

Drew: hm he seems dead which means I win by default

Dealer: even though you shot you do win here's money 

Drew: alright let me buy us some drinks

The next morning....

Drew: uh where am I 

Caleb: in the Casinos church

Drew: he has one here too and you work at this one also

Caleb: pretty much

Drew: what happened 

Caleb: well first some how you got a Nobel Peace Prize, also you got a billion dollar company up than blew it up, and you made a flying pig

Drew: wow what a night well good day sir I better get going 

Caleb: yeah bye 

Meanwhile....

James: sir we found Agent oo.7 repeated

Nick: hm he may be a treat 

Rees: sir we did find out there's a girl that he already seems close too

Nick: HM kidnap her that may bring him too us

James: yes sir

Nick: Cam prepare the cage and sharks 

Cam: but they're not ready !

Nick: just do it and put on you evil minion cloths 

Cam: but they aren't ready

Nick: just do it !

Cam: but I'm not ready !

Nick: Cam I'll kill you

Cam: OK OK I'll do it

Drew: HM better look for clues even though he'll find me and tell me his whole plan.....HM what's this

James: aren't you going to read it

Drew: I would but there's no words it just scribbles 

James: oh well it should say "if you don't come we'll kill her"

Drew: come where ?

James: um I don't know actually 

Drew: oh......GET THE HECK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!

James: um alright 

Rees: (pistol whips Drew)

Drew: ah! what the heck is wrong with you ah!!!

Rees: well you were supposed to passs out

Drew: you did it wrong it's like this

James: uhhhh

Drew: see

Rees: oh OK

Drew: uhhh

Nick: why how nice of you to wake up 
Drew

Drew: The Cat-Drop-Kicker I should have known you were behind this
Nick: well yeah 


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