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  • Madi Christ

Hospital 

Cam: Doctor Chris A patient has a large infection in his left leg we have not been able to cure it and it  is spreading 

Chris: OK thats a simple injury just put his leg in a cast and give him some crutches

Cam: um I think you're thinking of a different   patient

Chris: no I'm talking about the man with an infected leg put that leg in a cast and give him some crutches 

Cam: OK OK I will

Rees: Doctor Drew a little boy fell off the top of a bunk bed and broke his right leg

Drew: my god I've never seen anything like this I want you to amputate the little boys leg 

Rees: Doctor we don't have to ampu......

Drew: yes we do have amputate

Rees: OK OK I will

Drew: Doctor Cam, Chris , and Rees we have a problem were getting a lot of  patients that have swine flu 

Cam: we can cure them easily with some.....

Chris: wait what if we inject them with H.I.V with these dirty needles and the H.I.V will take their mind off swine flu 

Cam: we can't do that 

Drew: yes we can it will work

one week later....

Rees: doctor.....

Drew: doctor doctor give me the news

Rees: um the H.I.V and swine flu mixed into one super virus and were losing patients fast

Drew: we have to do something 

Cam: yes we do

Chris: Yes what should the name be

Rees: no we have to think of a cure

Chris: how about swine H.I.Ves

Drew: wait lets call it wombats only calculate numerators under inraged alligators W.O.C.N.U.I.A for short

Cam: what?!?!  

Chris: yes perfect

Rees: OK well how do we cure W.O.C.N.U.I.A

Drew: lets inject them with Ebola to get their mind off W.O.C.N.U.I.A

Chris: good idea

One week later .....

Nick: Breaking news a new virus has been created by a local hospital the hospital calls it walruses are overrated rabies carriers and never vandalize under tenacious dancing acrobatic zebras W.A.C.A.N.V.U.T.D.A.Z  for short    

 



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