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  • Madi Christ

Chris Gyver

Drewdock: you're too late Chris ...I'm going to drop this ball into this cup of water then....the water will spill onto the ground where it will make a connection between these electrodes. it will swing a axe right at your chest!! stopping an inch away to trigger this candle. it will burn this string which will trigger this.. gun! which will shoot this plate then the plate will hit this Bowling ball which I lined with glue to make it roll slowly onto your head

Chris: oh no what do I do now...the suspense...wait maybe if I push this table towards the wall, then it comes back to me, then I out over my head to stop the bowling ball

Drew: blasted...that plan was full proof.....Slap in the Face, Karma into the helicopter come on

Slapintheface: alright boss

Chris: I'll get you! oh no I tripped.....AAAAHHHHHH I LANDED IN A BEAR TRAP....loss of too much blood....good I have a PHD in it so I know.....I 'm going to pass out

a few hours later...

Chris: uhhhhh where am I....am I in a bunk bed....but out my head up......AAAAAHHHHHHH A BEAR TRAP IS ON THE TOP AAAAAHHHHHH........1980'S ROLLERSKATE

Niceness: looks like he's awake

Chris: aaaaahhhhhhhh!

Niceness: watch out dearie...the stairs have bear traps on them

Chris: what? oh no I'm falling down the stairs....AAAHHHHH THERE'S BEAR TRAP

Niceness: good moring how are you feeling

Chris: just peachy nothing like a dozen bear traps in the morning.....who are you

Niceness: I'm niceness, this is Good will, this is welcome, this is Charity, and this is Respectful

Chris: ah I'm Chris Gyver

AMERICA!!!!!!!

Good Will: what was that?

Chris: what was what

Good Will: when you said your name

Chris: you mean Chris Gyver

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

Good Will: uh yeah

Chris: I'm just saying Chris Gyver

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! 

Good Will: nevermind

Niceness: well I'm off to the bank wish to come with me

Chris: uh sure

Niceness: just wait a moment, go ahead take a seat

Chris: alright

Niceness: watch out there's a bear trap under the pillow

Chris: wait wha.......AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Niceness: I'm sorry

Chris: no no, sorry is when you bump into someone, or step on there foot, sorry isn't 20 bear traps

Niceness: I'm sorry,  the bear trap collection gets everywhere

Chris: how? THERE BEAR TRAPS, a card collection gets everywhere, a coin collection gets everywhere, these are bear traps, not only that, but they're set

Niceness: they just wont listen

Chris: CATS DON'T LISTEN, DOGS DON'T LISTEN, THESE ARE BEAR TRAPS

Niceness: lets just get going to the bank

Chris: please

At the bank....

Niceness: I need to get my safety box

Chris: what are you getting

Niceness: uh......nothing

Chris: please tell me you're not getting a bear trap

Niceness: nnnnnnoooooooo

Chris: oh my.....you're getting a bear trap, nevermind lets just go

Drew: a ha!

Chris: Drewdock!

Drew: CHRIS GYVER 

AMERICA!!!!!!

Drew: now I have you, as you see this small fire is burning this string which will release this weight that falls right next to the close button, then sends micro vibration activateing so do bob to fall activated a another little fire releasing another weight that falls on the button, that closes the vault door

Chris: curses he's got us

30 minutes later....

Niceness: it's closeing!

Chris: quick! SWISS ARMY KNIFE CALL FOR HELP (throws it out vault door)

Niceness: you have a remote that controls the door!

Chris: right.....remote go with knife call for help! ( throws remote)

Niceness: good thinking now how do we get out?

TO BE CONTINUED...















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