Chris Gyver
Drewdock: you're too late Chris ...I'm going to drop this ball into this cup of water then....the water will spill onto the ground where it will make a connection between these electrodes. it will swing a axe right at your chest!! stopping an inch away to trigger this candle. it will burn this string which will trigger this.. gun! which will shoot this plate then the plate will hit this Bowling ball which I lined with glue to make it roll slowly onto your head
Chris: oh no what do I do now...the suspense...wait maybe if I push this table towards the wall, then it comes back to me, then I out over my head to stop the bowling ball
Drew: blasted...that plan was full proof.....Slap in the Face, Karma into the helicopter come on
Slapintheface: alright boss
Chris: I'll get you! oh no I tripped.....AAAAHHHHHH I LANDED IN A BEAR TRAP....loss of too much blood....good I have a PHD in it so I know.....I 'm going to pass out
a few hours later...
Chris: uhhhhh where am I....am I in a bunk bed....but out my head up......AAAAAHHHHHHH A BEAR TRAP IS ON THE TOP AAAAAHHHHHH........1980'S ROLLERSKATE
Niceness: looks like he's awake
Chris: aaaaahhhhhhhh!
Niceness: watch out dearie...the stairs have bear traps on them
Chris: what? oh no I'm falling down the stairs....AAAHHHHH THERE'S BEAR TRAP
Niceness: good moring how are you feeling
Chris: just peachy nothing like a dozen bear traps in the morning.....who are you
Niceness: I'm niceness, this is Good will, this is welcome, this is Charity, and this is Respectful
Chris: ah I'm Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!
Good Will: what was that?
Chris: what was what
Good Will: when you said your name
Chris: you mean Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Good Will: uh yeah
Chris: I'm just saying Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Good Will: nevermind
Niceness: well I'm off to the bank wish to come with me
Chris: uh sure
Niceness: just wait a moment, go ahead take a seat
Chris: alright
Niceness: watch out there's a bear trap under the pillow
Chris: wait wha.......AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Niceness: I'm sorry
Chris: no no, sorry is when you bump into someone, or step on there foot, sorry isn't 20 bear traps
Niceness: I'm sorry, the bear trap collection gets everywhere
Chris: how? THERE BEAR TRAPS, a card collection gets everywhere, a coin collection gets everywhere, these are bear traps, not only that, but they're set
Niceness: they just wont listen
Chris: CATS DON'T LISTEN, DOGS DON'T LISTEN, THESE ARE BEAR TRAPS
Niceness: lets just get going to the bank
Chris: please
At the bank....
Niceness: I need to get my safety box
Chris: what are you getting
Niceness: uh......nothing
Chris: please tell me you're not getting a bear trap
Niceness: nnnnnnoooooooo
Chris: oh my.....you're getting a bear trap, nevermind lets just go
Drew: a ha!
Chris: Drewdock!
Drew: CHRIS GYVER
AMERICA!!!!!!
Drew: now I have you, as you see this small fire is burning this string which will release this weight that falls right next to the close button, then sends micro vibration activateing so do bob to fall activated a another little fire releasing another weight that falls on the button, that closes the vault door
Chris: curses he's got us
30 minutes later....
Niceness: it's closeing!
Chris: quick! SWISS ARMY KNIFE CALL FOR HELP (throws it out vault door)
Niceness: you have a remote that controls the door!
Chris: right.....remote go with knife call for help! ( throws remote)
Niceness: good thinking now how do we get out?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Chris: oh no what do I do now...the suspense...wait maybe if I push this table towards the wall, then it comes back to me, then I out over my head to stop the bowling ball
Drew: blasted...that plan was full proof.....Slap in the Face, Karma into the helicopter come on
Slapintheface: alright boss
Chris: I'll get you! oh no I tripped.....AAAAHHHHHH I LANDED IN A BEAR TRAP....loss of too much blood....good I have a PHD in it so I know.....I 'm going to pass out
a few hours later...
Chris: uhhhhh where am I....am I in a bunk bed....but out my head up......AAAAAHHHHHHH A BEAR TRAP IS ON THE TOP AAAAAHHHHHH........1980'S ROLLERSKATE
Niceness: looks like he's awake
Chris: aaaaahhhhhhhh!
Niceness: watch out dearie...the stairs have bear traps on them
Chris: what? oh no I'm falling down the stairs....AAAHHHHH THERE'S BEAR TRAP
Niceness: good moring how are you feeling
Chris: just peachy nothing like a dozen bear traps in the morning.....who are you
Niceness: I'm niceness, this is Good will, this is welcome, this is Charity, and this is Respectful
Chris: ah I'm Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!
Good Will: what was that?
Chris: what was what
Good Will: when you said your name
Chris: you mean Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Good Will: uh yeah
Chris: I'm just saying Chris Gyver
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Good Will: nevermind
Niceness: well I'm off to the bank wish to come with me
Chris: uh sure
Niceness: just wait a moment, go ahead take a seat
Chris: alright
Niceness: watch out there's a bear trap under the pillow
Chris: wait wha.......AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Niceness: I'm sorry
Chris: no no, sorry is when you bump into someone, or step on there foot, sorry isn't 20 bear traps
Niceness: I'm sorry, the bear trap collection gets everywhere
Chris: how? THERE BEAR TRAPS, a card collection gets everywhere, a coin collection gets everywhere, these are bear traps, not only that, but they're set
Niceness: they just wont listen
Chris: CATS DON'T LISTEN, DOGS DON'T LISTEN, THESE ARE BEAR TRAPS
Niceness: lets just get going to the bank
Chris: please
At the bank....
Niceness: I need to get my safety box
Chris: what are you getting
Niceness: uh......nothing
Chris: please tell me you're not getting a bear trap
Niceness: nnnnnnoooooooo
Chris: oh my.....you're getting a bear trap, nevermind lets just go
Drew: a ha!
Chris: Drewdock!
Drew: CHRIS GYVER
AMERICA!!!!!!
Drew: now I have you, as you see this small fire is burning this string which will release this weight that falls right next to the close button, then sends micro vibration activateing so do bob to fall activated a another little fire releasing another weight that falls on the button, that closes the vault door
Chris: curses he's got us
30 minutes later....
Niceness: it's closeing!
Chris: quick! SWISS ARMY KNIFE CALL FOR HELP (throws it out vault door)
Niceness: you have a remote that controls the door!
Chris: right.....remote go with knife call for help! ( throws remote)
Niceness: good thinking now how do we get out?
TO BE CONTINUED...
