Army Game
REES:(waving with his hand) move up to the shed, PVT. Gold and Corporal Mauer take your positions
Nick: yes sir
Drew:(standing straight up) I thought I was Sargent this time
Rees: no, I'm Sargent, you were Sargent last time
Drew: no I wasn't ! Nick was !
Rees: dude, just play the game
Drew: fine....
Rees: OK move in on my go, 3........2........1.......GO!
Nick: (making gun sounds with his mouth)
Rees: (making gun sounds)
Drew: pause....pause...guys pause
Nick: come on!
Rees: what now!
Drew: I don't want an assault rifle, I want a pistol
Rees: at the start of the game you wanted an assault rifle!
Drew: but now I don't
Rees: then switch with Nick
Nick: here you go
Drew: thanks
Rees: alright, lets keep playing
Nick: (making gun sounds,then falls over grabbing his shoulder) AH I'M HIT!
Drew: who shot you (waving his hand across the room) there's no enemies here
Rees: no, Drew we're imagining the enemies
Drew: ohhhhh(pauses) OK
Rees: OK lets keep playing , I'll cover you get Nick!
Drew: OH ! guys can I be a bad guy
Nick: that's just gonna mess with the story
Drew: I think it will make it better
Rees: we already made the story, you're not a bad guy
Drew: fine
Rees: alright lets keep playing
Drew: alright Nick (pulls out a scalpel) I'm gonna get that bullet out
Nick: dude! is that an actual scalpel?!?
Drew: yeah I'm trying to be realistic
Nick:(grabbing Drew's hand) get that away from me!
Drew: just stand still, let me dig the bullet out !
Rees: no Drew!
Drew: you guys wanted this to be realistic I mean were shooting imaginary guys I might as well have medical training
Rees: Drew it's just a game!
Drew: get back to shooting imaginary people
Nick: are you crazy!?!
Drew: just lie back and let me get the bullet
Nick: YOU STABBED ME!!! (starts crying)
Rees: Nick be quiet my mom will here you
Drew: hey there's no bullet I'm gonna get back to shooting guys (making gun sounds)
Rees: we need to get Nick to a hospital
Drew: finally a new game.
Nick: yes sir
Drew:(standing straight up) I thought I was Sargent this time
Rees: no, I'm Sargent, you were Sargent last time
Drew: no I wasn't ! Nick was !
Rees: dude, just play the game
Drew: fine....
Rees: OK move in on my go, 3........2........1.......GO!
Nick: (making gun sounds with his mouth)
Rees: (making gun sounds)
Drew: pause....pause...guys pause
Nick: come on!
Rees: what now!
Drew: I don't want an assault rifle, I want a pistol
Rees: at the start of the game you wanted an assault rifle!
Drew: but now I don't
Rees: then switch with Nick
Nick: here you go
Drew: thanks
Rees: alright, lets keep playing
Nick: (making gun sounds,then falls over grabbing his shoulder) AH I'M HIT!
Drew: who shot you (waving his hand across the room) there's no enemies here
Rees: no, Drew we're imagining the enemies
Drew: ohhhhh(pauses) OK
Rees: OK lets keep playing , I'll cover you get Nick!
Drew: OH ! guys can I be a bad guy
Nick: that's just gonna mess with the story
Drew: I think it will make it better
Rees: we already made the story, you're not a bad guy
Drew: fine
Rees: alright lets keep playing
Drew: alright Nick (pulls out a scalpel) I'm gonna get that bullet out
Nick: dude! is that an actual scalpel?!?
Drew: yeah I'm trying to be realistic
Nick:(grabbing Drew's hand) get that away from me!
Drew: just stand still, let me dig the bullet out !
Rees: no Drew!
Drew: you guys wanted this to be realistic I mean were shooting imaginary guys I might as well have medical training
Rees: Drew it's just a game!
Drew: get back to shooting imaginary people
Nick: are you crazy!?!
Drew: just lie back and let me get the bullet
Nick: YOU STABBED ME!!! (starts crying)
Rees: Nick be quiet my mom will here you
Drew: hey there's no bullet I'm gonna get back to shooting guys (making gun sounds)
Rees: we need to get Nick to a hospital
Drew: finally a new game.
