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Army Game

REES:(waving with his hand) move up to the shed, PVT. Gold and Corporal Mauer take your positions

Nick: yes sir

Drew:(standing straight up) I thought I was Sargent this time

Rees: no, I'm  Sargent, you were Sargent last time 

Drew: no I wasn't ! Nick was !

Rees: dude, just play the game 

Drew: fine....

Rees: OK move in on my go, 3........2........1.......GO!

Nick: (making gun sounds with his mouth)

Rees: (making gun sounds)

Drew: pause....pause...guys pause

Nick: come on! 

Rees: what now! 

Drew: I don't want an assault rifle, I want a pistol 

Rees: at the start of the game you wanted an assault rifle!

Drew: but now I don't

Rees: then switch with Nick 

Nick: here you go 

Drew: thanks 

Rees: alright, lets keep playing 

Nick: (making gun sounds,then falls over grabbing his shoulder) AH I'M HIT!

Drew: who shot you (waving his hand across the room) there's no enemies here  

Rees: no, Drew we're imagining the enemies 

Drew: ohhhhh(pauses) OK

Rees: OK lets keep playing , I'll cover you get Nick!

Drew: OH ! guys can I be a bad guy

Nick: that's just gonna mess with the story 

Drew: I think it will make it better 

Rees: we already made the story, you're not a bad guy

Drew: fine

Rees: alright lets keep playing

Drew: alright Nick (pulls out a scalpel) I'm gonna get that bullet out

Nick: dude! is that an actual scalpel?!?

Drew: yeah I'm trying to be realistic 

Nick:(grabbing Drew's hand) get that away from me!

Drew: just stand still, let me dig the bullet out !

Rees: no Drew! 

Drew: you guys wanted this to be realistic I mean were shooting imaginary guys I might as well have medical training

Rees: Drew it's just a game!

Drew: get back to shooting imaginary people

Nick: are you crazy!?!

Drew: just lie back and let me get the bullet

Nick: YOU STABBED ME!!! (starts crying)

Rees: Nick be quiet my mom will here you

Drew: hey there's no bullet I'm gonna get back to shooting guys (making gun sounds)

Rees: we need to get Nick to a hospital

Drew: finally a new game.


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